Post Race!

[Gruff]

I know people who fly in the face of common sense so often they hover a couple of feet off the ground.

[Gruff]

Scanning through the last three or four pages of post race I thought.
"Man if I ever got writers block post race would stir the pot right quick."

[homer13j]

Mystery of 9 brains found in St. Lawrence County village remains unsolved

[Gruff]

Something, Something, ... and that's how they earned street smarts.

[homer13j]

Well hello, Patrick...

Meet ‘Patrick’: The robotic proctology-simulation ass



Now there's some serious software development right there.

[Shaggy Hiker]

How the HELL do you find this stuff????

[homer13j]

How the HELL do you find this stuff????

[Gruff]

broke left wrist today. typyngwith 1 hand. need pain killers,,,

[Shaggy Hiker]

Were you trying out Patrick a bit too vigorously?

[NeedSomeAnswers]

Were you trying out Patrick a bit too vigorously?

That actually made me laugh out load in the office this morning, i got a few strange glances from my fellow workers

[dday9]

I heard that Patrick's an ass.

[dday9]

And that his job also stinks.

[dday9]

I really hope that the doctors don't mistake the glue for lube.

[FunkyDexter]

Now you're just being tacky

[Shaggy Hiker]

The doctor who did physicals for our department also played in the community league basketball tournaments. Guys were terrified that he'd break his finger, or jam it badly.

[szlamany]

The brook in my backyard

[dday9]

That is very pretty.

[dday9]

There's a bunch of shade for some good fishing.

[szlamany]

We added that line of small stones last summer - over a foot in depth. During the winter and all it back filled naturally with sand and silt and now really holds back that higher ponded area.

And it makes for a nice white noise that I can hear from by bedroom.

We regularly get great blue heron sneaking along looking for a bite. Kingfishers, river otter, fisher cats (they say - I've not seen them). Got a beaver dam about 1000 feet downstream.

Duck's love the algae - they would nest except for the fact that their is a dam and holding reservoir upstream and they alter the water level easily 2 feet up and down to manage area drinking water supply. That image is a very low moment for water - that row of small stones should be fully submerged.

Anyone got any ideas for a bridge that could span the 30 feet or so?

[Shaggy Hiker]

I have only seen one Fisher EVER, and that was in New Hampshire on a day when the crust of the snow was strong enough to support my weight. I think it allowed me to move quietly enough that it didn't hear me coming.

I miss the New England forests.

I DON'T miss the New England insects.

[dclamp]

That picture is the reason I wish I lived on the east coast. Its so much nicer there. And there is actual running water, compared to here in California where we are in a drought and cant shower or flush the toilet

[dday9]

Toilet water is potable, from what I understand local governments are encouraging people to drink toilet water.

[homer13j]

Toilet water is potable, from what I understand local governments are encouraging people to drink toilet water.

My dogs are on it.

[homer13j]

Anyone got any ideas for a bridge that could span the 30 feet or so?

I've heard of making driveway bridges using old railroad freight car frames like those used to haul truck trailers. But I have no idea where to get one.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Toilet water is potable, from what I understand local governments are encouraging people to drink toilet water.

The reservoir water is certainly clean in most toilets, but the bowl water is only fit for the dogs.

[szlamany]

I figured "potable" was some kind of pun...

[dday9]

Nope, in the Boy Scouts we had to drink "potable water" which made a bunch of pre-teens/teens giggle.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought you had to drink "portable water".

[Shaggy Hiker]

In Idaho, we have to drink "potatable water".

[szlamany]

I guess that must be at the root of your problems

[szlamany]

In Idaho someone who does a lot of sledding on inflatables is called a tuber.

[homer13j]

Today's menu
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egg and bacon
egg, sausage and bacon
egg and spam
egg, bacon and spam
egg, bacon, sausage and spam
spam, bacon, sausage and spam
spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam
lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté,
brandy and a fried egg on top and spam

[dday9]

[dday9]

I love how the spam smiley starts with :s

[dday9]

brandy and a fried egg on top and spam

The sailors say Brandy, you're a fine girl

[Shaggy Hiker]

I'll drink to that.

[homer13j]

This site needs a :bacon: smiley as well.

[Shaggy Hiker]

If you press canola, you get canola oil.
If you press olives, you get olive oil.
If you press babies, you get baby oil.
But if you press dinosaurs, you get motor oil,
And if you press matadors you get Oil of Ole.

Strange, isn't it?

[homer13j]

[Shaggy Hiker]

HA! I've seen that one before!