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    I'm more in the sick camp, myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobDog888 View Post
    I am bored
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I am sick.
    Yeah, but your assistant Tracy is smokin' hot! Is she single? If so, is she into older guys who live 1200 miles away?
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j View Post
    Yeah, but your assistant Tracy is smokin' hot! Is she single? If so, is she into older guys who live 1200 miles away?
    She is single, but I don't know about the 1200 miles away part

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niya View Post
    I am that I am.
    Holy ****, this is not a username I expected to see. Where have you been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j View Post
    Yeah, but your assistant Tracy is smokin' hot! Is she single? If so, is she into older guys who live 1200 miles away?
    Did I miss something???? How the heck did you get all that out of "I am sick"????
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    My point, way back when, was that the post race simply can't be a sprint. Only an insane person could win in a sprint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Did I miss something???? How the heck did you get all that out of "I am sick"????
    I recently saw some photos on facebook of dday, his wife and his smokin' hot assistant Tracy at some formal event. And I've been a bit lonely lately.
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    It may've been the Mardi Gras ball. We all went to Krew de la Maison de Calcasieu's and Krew of Cosmos' ball.

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    Yeah, that was it.
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    Ah, facebook. I can't say I was missing that.
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    Great Blue Heron just caught a foot long fish in the brook in my backyard. He waited patiently for it to stop flopping around to actually eat it!
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    We call them doo-doo birds because they're always in the ditches.

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    My wife calls them egrets.

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    The state calls them herons.

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    We have Snowy Egrets that will occasionally find the brook (once a year I might notice them). These GB herons are regular visitors. To see him flying down the stream bed with that big wing span (six+ feet) always impresses me. Our yard is the first one that has very little woods along the near side - so they often tear out of the brook and climb right over my office window.

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    I tossed a French Grunt (a kind of fish that grunts, though I can't vouch for the accent) to a pelican, once. The bird swallowed the fish pretty quickly, then I could hear the fish still grunting in the belly of the bird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    We got 10 inches by noon - an hour of sleet/freezing rain - now it's just rain. Seems like a two hour snow ending around 8 tonight.

    And constant 30+ mile/hour winds.

    Snow blower is going to be a fail - shovel time...
    We ended up being on National News as Binghamton, NY set a new 24 hour snow fall record (I think the snow pretty much stopped a little after 22 hours, so didn't snow the whole 24 hours, but we officially got 31.3 inches, breaking our old record of 23 inches.

    Ended up getting two paid days of non-work because of it. The plow finally did our street last night, and I dug one car out of the driveway and went to work for a few hours. The good news is the hours of shoveling snow over the last three days knocked off about seven or eight pounds.

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    I got sunburned bad today
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    I got up today.

    Now for a spot of work....
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    I wish I'd stayed in bed.

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    I might as well have stayed in bed.
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    It appears as though Gruff is at it down here: http://www.kplctv.com/story/34951240...ampaign=buffer


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    Happy 13 year anniversary szlamany
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    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp View Post
    Happy 13 year anniversary szlamany
    Wow - thanks!

    I didn't even realize it!

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    It appears as though Gruff is at it down here:
    He's like Zorro. There's a load of mini-Gruffs keeping his legacy alive.
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    Loudly. A real rackety coon.
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    I had my vasectomy procedure done yesterday.

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    It feels like somebody just periodically kicks me straight in my 'nads.

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    I feel like Dr. House though, because they prescribed me Vicodin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I had my vasectomy procedure done yesterday.
    Well - that took some balls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I feel like Dr. House though, because they prescribed me Vicodin.
    That explains the TMI...

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    Thank God for the Chrome extension, Grammarly.

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