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    Re: Post Race!

    Here I am in that utility changing field #1
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    Re: Post Race!

    This is another field from another table - an ACCT table.

    Note the VALID-IF entry - our DB allowed validation like this...
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    Re: Post Race!

    And here is an equation field - not bad for a 1980's homegrown database, right?

    That's an IF statement in the equation with a THEN and ELSE doing SUBTRACTION of one of two pairs of fields.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Check this one out - this is a SUB TYPE field - length of 1 - and it's VERIFY'd by the ST sub-table in the FASTBL TABLE.

    That's fargin' referential integrity - I had never seen SQL back when I wrote this database!
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    Re: Post Race!

    This is all way too serious.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Ah yah. If only there were a forum with appropriate areas where one could discuss such things.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Post Race!
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    Re: Post Race!

    From what I read, parskie had a ton of serious code talk on the post race.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Come gather 'round people
    Wherever you roam

    And admit that the waters
    Around you have grown

    And accept it that soon
    You'll be drenched to the bone

    If your time to you
    Is worth savin'

    Then you better start swimmin'
    Or you'll sink like a stone

    For the times they are a-changin'.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Finding a VAX I could connect to and still remember the password - amazed the heck out of me.

    And it was a crazy trip down memory lane as well!

    Plus I got no traction on my "6 states of a quark" back a page - I'm thinking Dylan lyrics might die the same death.

    Pistols shots ring out in the barroom night...

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    Re: Post Race!

    As a comment on social change it was and is still relevant, but it applies to any sort of sweeping change.
    The computer revolution as well.

    On second thought I know many managers that are computer illiterate but continue to pull down the big bucks. They do not appear to be sinking like a stone.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    This is all way too serious.
    So your taking Shaggy up on that "too serious" offer. He'll be punning back, I'm sure...

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    Re: Post Race!

    This is what I'm working on today - it's part of a vendor bidding system. Will allow anyone who is willing to put in an email account access to PDF's and downloads for municipal bids.

    Just finished this login popup and now working on the HTML that shows the files for download. A bit different from that dumb terminal green screen app from the 1990's.
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    Re: Post Race!

    I'm off at a developers conference where I'm sitting in the last day of talks and running a pretty high fever. Basically, I'm not really here, no matter what here you think I am referring to.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Now that sounds serious - hope you feel better. At least next week is just 2 and a half days!!

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    Re: Post Race!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    This is all way too serious.
    Let's all sing The Lard Song!

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    Nothing new in a whole day!
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    nuances abound.
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    Re: Post Race!

    So for those of you who do not know...
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    Re: Post Race!

    I've been having some pretty bad back pain.
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    I was upset because my MRI came back that my neck had some bulging and some disk were herniated, but nothing really that bad that could be causing me as much pain as I was in.
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    Well, that specialist kind of threw a hail mary and sent me to another back doctor.
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    From the same test, the doctor concluded that my joints are degenerating.
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    With everything together, that's what's been hurting me.
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    So bad news that it'll only get continually worse until ultimately I have to have surgery.
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    But great news that I finally know what it is!!!
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    Re: Post Race!

    I'm still not on any narcotics(which I'm A-OK with!), but they prescribed me an osteoporosis medicine.
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    Hurray! I've been diagnosed!!!
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    Re: Post Race!

    Aren't you 20?

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    23! -short message-
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I'm still not on any narcotics(which I'm A-OK with!), but they prescribed me an osteoporosis medicine.
    I don't mean to make fun of your situation (okay, maybe I do) but this reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld...

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    I was going to say, "big deal, now a doctor has told you that your joints are degenerating, when it's happening to all of us.", but you're too young for that. That kind of sucks. I wrecked my joints at that age the old fashioned way: Sports injuries, from which I never fully recovered.

    Look on the bright side, though: If you get a walker, you can come join me yelling at the kids to get off my lawn. You're waaaay to young to be doing so otherwise.


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    Re: Post Race!

    Since this is the post race, I want to point out that you used back-to-back posts writing about back-to-back visits going back to back doctors. There's no backing out of it now. It sounds like you followed the osteo path back to the back-teria (the cafeteria for backs) for a real bachanal.
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    @Homer, you're page gives a This Page Cannot Be Displayed
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    Re: Post Race!

    Hey.

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    Sorry about your bones. want some of mine

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    dclamp! Where'd you geaux?
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    The post race has been clampless without your presence
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    dclamp! Where'd you geaux?
    De clamp, de clamp

    said in the voice of Hervé Villechaize
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    ...I guess it's really a c-clamp anyway - having a hard time find a d-clamp...

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