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    Re: Post Race!

    I'd also like to reiterate a point that Shaggy made... Where do you get all this from?!
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    Re: Post Race!

    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I'd also like to reiterate a point that Shaggy made... Where do you get all this from?!
    I have a nose for the unusual, and I'm a recovering member of the news media.

    Plus it's been a bit slow here at work lately.
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    Well, speaking of having a nose for the unusual, what's the worst thing you have ever dropped down a pit toilet? How about your dog?

    I went camping with some friends last weekend. We got out there well after dark, and were headed to bed when one guy went up to the outhouse with their 60lb golden retriever. A bit later, the guy came back to say that the dog was under the outhouse. That was a bit of a *** moment all around.

    He told us that he was sitting on the throne and heard an odd sound, like something large falling into the pit. So, he used his headlamp to look into the hole and found his dog looking back at him. The hole was about seven feet deep, which was fortunate in some ways. Lots of bad surprises could arise when you sit your bare butt on an outhouse seat in the darkness, but a tongue would be about the most...invigorating. I'd probably exit through the roof.

    As it turned out, there was a hole on one side of the (fairly new) outhouse, and the dog had fallen into it in the dark. So, as we all stood around and tried not to think of a solution, it became clear that the only alternative was for somebody to climb into the hole and rescue the dog. Shooting it wasn't an option. Fortunately, the outhouse was quite new and there was clean space to stand, so the owner of the dog climbed into the hole after I declined his generous offer to take his place. However, as the hole was quite deep, and the dog fairly large, all he could do was lift it high enough for me to get ahold and complete the process of extracting the dog...who promptly tried to jump back down again, and had to be fairly forcibly restrained by another member of the party. I then helped my buddy out of the hole and we all retreated to a local, ice-cold, mountain stream to wash as best we could.

    It was a very entertaining adventure, though not one that I'd care to repeat, so I took the time to cover the 'back-door' entrance with a few sizeable logs.
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    Re: Post Race!

    At least nobody died after being overcome by fumes:

    Two die trying to get cell phone out of open pit toilet

    Be thankful the golden retriever only weighed 60 lbs. Mine weighs 105...
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    I may have already heard that story.

    Frankly, I'm also thankful that the pit wasn't "knee deep".
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    Re: Post Race!

    I've started a coding contest and I want all of y'all to join it!
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    i read it! im not gonna sit and start coding a converter for 5000 numbers ! was it 5000 ? or 50000 ? too lazy to figure out the formula too! but i would like to see someone coding it
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    Re: Post Race!

    I submitted mine yesterday in the codebank to give newer members a launching point, but mods can't compete unless a non-mod host the contest.
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    now i understand the concept of it , i guess anyone who read that post will understand how to code it , easy as it looks
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    Re: Post Race!

    This needs to happen... eight years ago:

    IndyCar: Cleveland to return?
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    let me get my hookah and then ill think about what im going to send for the next 3 hours( dont ask if its tambacco or not)
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    Re: Post Race!

    Tomacco?

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    and finaly well never mind
    Last edited by Pc Monk; Mar 31st, 2015 at 06:01 PM.
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    This post didn't happen.
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    Re: Post Race!

    how to disappear someone from my sight:
    1- kill him
    any other reason?
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    Re: Post Race!

    Reason? Reason for what? If you are looking for a different method for disappearing somebody from your sight, here are some options:

    1) Close your eyes.
    2) Turn around.
    3) Take a saw and cut a circle around them such that they fall through the floor.
    4) Add a massive spring under them and launch them into space.
    5) All of the above.
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    Re: Post Race!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Reason? Reason for what? If you are looking for a different method for disappearing somebody from your sight, here are some options:

    1) Close your eyes.
    2) Turn around.
    3) Take a look and then start cutting their faces to what you would like to see!
    4) Add a massive spring under them and launch them into space.
    5) All of the above.
    yeah i agree with the third one!
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    You are starting to scare me...

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    Just starting?
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    I give boat loads of leeway in Post Race - his boat already sank!

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    Glug glug glug
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    That's FD guzzling ouzo.
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    Not yet. Still on the beer. Ouzo in 2.5 days.
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    Swill Swill

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    Slurp Slurp Burp

    Brain Freeze!!!
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    Fiddle dee dee.
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    Two smoothies with nuts, fruit, and veggies. Feeling all healthy. Gotta pee.
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    what happen when the world is yours and then you lose it ?
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    the world is never anyone's - so it can never be lost.

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    then you didnt watch scarface
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    That's true.
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    Post Racist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Two smoothies with nuts, fruit, and veggies. Feeling all healthy. Gotta pee.
    Wouldn't adding nuts make it a not-so-smoothie?
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    Chunky style.
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    Actually, lots of fruits (such as blackberries with their tiny seeds) also make for chunky style, as do the dried chilis, though those are pureed pretty thoroughly.
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    Hello!
    im a white man with grey hat and black pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pc Monk View Post
    if anyone has any php file coded for sql injection example i would be glad if you share it !
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    Especially out of the post race. This is where sharing leaves you anonymous.
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    i have no idea what you are talking about!
    white/grey/black/pink/blue
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