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Mar 30th, 2015, 12:46 PM
#59281
Re: Post Race!
I'd also like to reiterate a point that Shaggy made... Where do you get all this from?!
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Mar 30th, 2015, 02:22 PM
#59282
Lively Member
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by dday9
I'd also like to reiterate a point that Shaggy made... Where do you get all this from?!
I have a nose for the unusual, and I'm a recovering member of the news media.
Plus it's been a bit slow here at work lately.
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Mar 30th, 2015, 04:05 PM
#59283
Re: Post Race!
Well, speaking of having a nose for the unusual, what's the worst thing you have ever dropped down a pit toilet? How about your dog?
I went camping with some friends last weekend. We got out there well after dark, and were headed to bed when one guy went up to the outhouse with their 60lb golden retriever. A bit later, the guy came back to say that the dog was under the outhouse. That was a bit of a *** moment all around.
He told us that he was sitting on the throne and heard an odd sound, like something large falling into the pit. So, he used his headlamp to look into the hole and found his dog looking back at him. The hole was about seven feet deep, which was fortunate in some ways. Lots of bad surprises could arise when you sit your bare butt on an outhouse seat in the darkness, but a tongue would be about the most...invigorating. I'd probably exit through the roof.
As it turned out, there was a hole on one side of the (fairly new) outhouse, and the dog had fallen into it in the dark. So, as we all stood around and tried not to think of a solution, it became clear that the only alternative was for somebody to climb into the hole and rescue the dog. Shooting it wasn't an option. Fortunately, the outhouse was quite new and there was clean space to stand, so the owner of the dog climbed into the hole after I declined his generous offer to take his place. However, as the hole was quite deep, and the dog fairly large, all he could do was lift it high enough for me to get ahold and complete the process of extracting the dog...who promptly tried to jump back down again, and had to be fairly forcibly restrained by another member of the party. I then helped my buddy out of the hole and we all retreated to a local, ice-cold, mountain stream to wash as best we could.
It was a very entertaining adventure, though not one that I'd care to repeat, so I took the time to cover the 'back-door' entrance with a few sizeable logs.
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Mar 30th, 2015, 04:48 PM
#59284
Lively Member
Re: Post Race!
At least nobody died after being overcome by fumes:
Two die trying to get cell phone out of open pit toilet
Be thankful the golden retriever only weighed 60 lbs. Mine weighs 105...
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Mar 30th, 2015, 05:12 PM
#59285
Re: Post Race!
I may have already heard that story.
Frankly, I'm also thankful that the pit wasn't "knee deep".
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Mar 31st, 2015, 11:25 AM
#59286
Re: Post Race!
I've started a coding contest and I want all of y'all to join it!
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Mar 31st, 2015, 11:47 AM
#59287
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
i read it! im not gonna sit and start coding a converter for 5000 numbers ! was it 5000 ? or 50000 ? too lazy to figure out the formula too! but i would like to see someone coding it
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Mar 31st, 2015, 12:04 PM
#59288
Re: Post Race!
I submitted mine yesterday in the codebank to give newer members a launching point, but mods can't compete unless a non-mod host the contest.
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Mar 31st, 2015, 12:15 PM
#59289
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
now i understand the concept of it , i guess anyone who read that post will understand how to code it , easy as it looks
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Mar 31st, 2015, 02:45 PM
#59290
Lively Member
Re: Post Race!
This needs to happen... eight years ago:
IndyCar: Cleveland to return?
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Mar 31st, 2015, 03:30 PM
#59291
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
let me get my hookah and then ill think about what im going to send for the next 3 hours( dont ask if its tambacco or not)
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Mar 31st, 2015, 04:27 PM
#59292
Lively Member
Re: Post Race!
Tomacco?
"Daddy, this tastes like grandma."
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Mar 31st, 2015, 04:44 PM
#59293
Addicted Member
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Mar 31st, 2015, 05:54 PM
#59294
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
and finaly well never mind
Last edited by Pc Monk; Mar 31st, 2015 at 06:01 PM.
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Apr 1st, 2015, 10:04 AM
#59295
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Apr 1st, 2015, 03:29 PM
#59296
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
how to disappear someone from my sight:
1- kill him
any other reason?
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Apr 1st, 2015, 04:30 PM
#59297
Re: Post Race!
Reason? Reason for what? If you are looking for a different method for disappearing somebody from your sight, here are some options:
1) Close your eyes.
2) Turn around.
3) Take a saw and cut a circle around them such that they fall through the floor.
4) Add a massive spring under them and launch them into space.
5) All of the above.
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Apr 1st, 2015, 04:46 PM
#59298
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Reason? Reason for what? If you are looking for a different method for disappearing somebody from your sight, here are some options:
1) Close your eyes.
2) Turn around.
3) Take a look and then start cutting their faces to what you would like to see!
4) Add a massive spring under them and launch them into space.
5) All of the above.
yeah i agree with the third one!
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Apr 2nd, 2015, 06:03 AM
#59299
Re: Post Race!
You are starting to scare me...
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Apr 2nd, 2015, 09:27 AM
#59300
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Apr 2nd, 2015, 09:29 AM
#59301
Re: Post Race!
I give boat loads of leeway in Post Race - his boat already sank!
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Apr 3rd, 2015, 05:01 AM
#59302
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Apr 3rd, 2015, 12:46 PM
#59303
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Apr 3rd, 2015, 01:15 PM
#59304
Re: Post Race!
Not yet. Still on the beer. Ouzo in 2.5 days.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Apr 3rd, 2015, 04:33 PM
#59305
Re: Post Race!
Swill Swill
It's Margarita City!
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Apr 3rd, 2015, 05:38 PM
#59306
Re: Post Race!
Slurp Slurp Burp
Brain Freeze!!!
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Apr 3rd, 2015, 06:12 PM
#59307
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Apr 3rd, 2015, 06:59 PM
#59308
Re: Post Race!
Two smoothies with nuts, fruit, and veggies. Feeling all healthy. Gotta pee.
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Apr 4th, 2015, 12:57 PM
#59309
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
what happen when the world is yours and then you lose it ?
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Apr 4th, 2015, 12:59 PM
#59310
Re: Post Race!
the world is never anyone's - so it can never be lost.
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Apr 4th, 2015, 01:39 PM
#59311
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
then you didnt watch scarface
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Apr 4th, 2015, 03:12 PM
#59312
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Apr 4th, 2015, 05:29 PM
#59313
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Apr 4th, 2015, 09:41 PM
#59314
Lively Member
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Two smoothies with nuts, fruit, and veggies. Feeling all healthy. Gotta pee.
Wouldn't adding nuts make it a not-so-smoothie?
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Apr 5th, 2015, 12:18 PM
#59315
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Apr 5th, 2015, 12:19 PM
#59316
Re: Post Race!
Actually, lots of fruits (such as blackberries with their tiny seeds) also make for chunky style, as do the dried chilis, though those are pureed pretty thoroughly.
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Apr 6th, 2015, 12:51 PM
#59317
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
Hello!
im a white man with grey hat and black pants
Last edited by Pc Monk; Apr 6th, 2015 at 01:21 PM.
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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Apr 6th, 2015, 12:53 PM
#59318
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by Pc Monk
if anyone has any php file coded for sql injection example i would be glad if you share it !
Be sure to keep all white/grey/black hat discussions out of the forums.
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Apr 6th, 2015, 01:10 PM
#59319
Re: Post Race!
Especially out of the post race. This is where sharing leaves you anonymous.
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Apr 6th, 2015, 01:21 PM
#59320
Addicted Member
Re: Post Race!
i have no idea what you are talking about!
white/grey/black/pink/blue
Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
All the big things started from little! teef my tsap evom sekans ,duol raor slluB
Lietome.ir
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