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    I have a question for you Dr. Dis. I want to see if you can answer it: How long is my wang? I would like the answer in meters please..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Am i a good coder or what ?
    I can make false statements true =)
    NeoIsGoodCoder = False
    Rats! I can only make logical statements

    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis will gmail always exist for me?
    Seems that way

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    Dr dis can i sell Gmail invites?
    If you still have them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis dont you think my avatar is cool ?
    Truthfully, no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by System_Error
    I have a question for you Dr. Dis. I want to see if you can answer it: How long is my wang? I would like the answer in meters please..
    VB Code:
    1. Len("my ****")
    Says seven.
    Last edited by Disiance; Feb 5th, 2005 at 06:10 PM.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr dis what is 08203283203482301841304832403843048312402394023849701230-42389472374239772397239072340982739487234823*34839473498473249324/837 ?

    Dr Dis will i be a fulltime coder one day ?

    Dr dis what is wrong about my avatar?
    i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"--FD

    Of course I'm a real doctor! I'll draw up my own diploma some time to prove it!-Dr Dis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis what is 08203283203482301841304832403843048312402394023849701230-42389472374239772397239072340982739487234823*34839473498473249324/837 ?
    Havn't completed my string arithmatic function, sorry.

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    Dr Dis will i be a fulltime coder one day ?
    Yope

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    Dr dis what is wrong about my avatar?
    Dunno, just don't like it.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Wang means cheek (the facial one) in Dutch. You cheeky boy!

    Why is Neo-dark totally absorbing your time in this thread like a sort of Time-sponge ninja thing?

    Why do people watch The Bold and Beautiful? Cleary the series needs an anti-matter explosion about as much as anything else.
    Obey the dragon thing. Or not. Or possibly just a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dutch Dude
    Why is Neo-dark totally absorbing your time in this thread like a sort of Time-sponge ninja thing?
    He's probably related to a guy I know who thinks I'm his friend...my so-called "friend" also believes he's a time cop...no wait, that was last week...I forget what he is this week

    Quote Originally Posted by The Dutch Dude
    Why do people watch The Bold and Beautiful? Cleary the series needs an anti-matter explosion about as much as anything else.
    Lack of education.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Hey hey hey, I have another question:

    Why does my wang get bigger whenever I see a fine lady with big hooters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by System_Error
    Hey hey hey, I have another question:

    Why does my wang get bigger whenever I see a fine lady with big hooters?
    Your tongue swells?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disiance
    Your tongue swells?
    Gosh, you need to get out more dude.. I guess you would refer to it as the male *****.

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    lol it bleeps out P3n!s... let's just say private parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by System_Error
    Gosh, you need to get out more dude.. I guess you would refer to it as the male *****.
    You apparently didn't read above posts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by System_Error
    lol it bleeps out P3n!s... let's just say private parts.
    You must be from out of town Here we say pensi.
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    Gosh, you need to get out more dude.. I guess you would refer to it as the male *****.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr Dis,

    Why Mr Delves doesn't like me?

    nebzie

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    Dr Dis, when will me restraining order be revoked?
    I don't live here any more.

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    Dr Dis,

    Why Mr Delves doesn't like me?

    nebzie
    You ate his rabbit didn't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    Dr Dis, when will me restraining order be revoked?
    Only when you come back to VB6 and renounce.NET
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr dis why is msn ebil to me....?

    Dr dis did you forget i wasx your time traveling friend out of 2067 ?

    Dr dis i am ninja

    dr dis what does"yope"mean ?
    i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"--FD

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    Dr dis why is msn ebil to me....?
    I didn't know ebil was a verb.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis did you forget i wasx your time traveling friend out of 2067 ?
    Nope, I think of you everything I see this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis i am ninja
    Hear you roar?

    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    dr dis what does"yope"mean ?
    The opposite of nes.
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    Dr dis please define the words "nes" and "yope"
    i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"--FD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis please define the words "nes" and "yope"
    Nes and Yope are words that mean neither yes or no, but both. Nes = N from no and ES from yes. Yope = Y from yes and OPE from nope. These words are usefull for confuzzling people and when you want to give an answer but don't know the truth.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    What does Nyope mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dglienna
    What does Nyope mean?
    A quick change of mind.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr dis when will you get a sexy assistant?

    Dr dis what is the cure to a headache?

    Dr dis is it possible to get a pensi extension?
    i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"--FD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis when will you get a sexy assistant?
    When I can afford one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis what is the cure to a headache?
    No head.
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    Dr Dis...Dr. Dis what is "haku na matata means"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fret
    Dr Dis...Dr. Dis what is "haku na matata means"?
    It means English is my first language
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    Dr dis is whoppix untrace-able

    Dr dis..my revelation nickname is better then my Neo-dark right?
    i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"--FD

    Of course I'm a real doctor! I'll draw up my own diploma some time to prove it!-Dr Dis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis is whoppix untrace-able
    The new fad in whoopy-coushins.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr dis..my revelation nickname is better then my Neo-dark right?
    Only on Tuesdays and Fridays when you keep to the shadows.
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    Dr dis this post would die if it wasnt for me woulndt it ?

    Dr dis,does that give me the right to be a CSM ? (see picture)
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    Yes, without you it is dead.

    You are only a CSM if you operate on people.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr. Dis. I'm a first time Dis poster, and have some questions I would like to ask.

    1) Does Mendhak really have nipples?!!

    2) Is my exgirlfriend Bi or full blown Gay?

    3) How the hell can I parse the vertices from a Quake 3 bsp file in VB correctly?

    4) Is NoteMe in love with Electroman? They seem really really close if ya know what I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    Dr. Dis. I'm a first time Dis poster, and have some questions I would like to ask.
    Glad you came.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    1) Does Mendhak really have nipples?!!
    They're only visible during the mating dance...or so I've heard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    2) Is my exgirlfriend Bi or full blown Gay?
    I'd actually question whether or not she's a girl from what you've said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    3) How the hell can I parse the vertices from a Quake 3 bsp file in VB correctly?
    Let Quake load them, then memory hack them out of Quake.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
    4) Is NoteMe in love with Electroman? They seem really really close if ya know what I mean.
    They're really mortal enemies.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    i got another one:

    why is this thread still going, and do you reget starting it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALL
    why is this thread still going, and do you reget starting it?
    The thread lives due to Neo-Dark (1,000 brownie points to you Neo!)
    I do not regret starting it.
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    [sarcasim]danm you are good[/sarcasim]
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    Dr Dis what can i buy with a 1000 brownie points ?
    i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"--FD

    Of course I'm a real doctor! I'll draw up my own diploma some time to prove it!-Dr Dis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr Dis what can i buy with a 1000 brownie points ?
    You can buy a few girl scouts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo-dark
    Dr Dis what can i buy with a 1000 brownie points ?
    Two tickets to Disney on Gay Days

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