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Oct 18th, 2004, 11:11 AM
#81
Frenzied Member
Why did the toilet seat jump up and bite my meat?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 11:13 AM
#82
Dr. Dis, Why does Mendhak have an "h" in the middle, which is unpronounced and only serves to confuse the average middle-class, economically stable American?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 11:16 AM
#83
Originally posted by timeshifter
Dr. Dis, Why does Mendhak have an "h" in the middle, which is unpronounced and only serves to confuse the average middle-class, economically stable American?
He told me that the M, e, n, d, a, and k were silent, and you are only supposed to pronounce the h....
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Oct 18th, 2004, 11:45 AM
#84
Frenzied Member
All average middle-class, economically stable Americans are confused aren't they?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 12:15 PM
#85
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by yrwyddfa
Why did the toilet seat jump up and bite my meat?
Because of the improper use of the seat. Read page 122 Section 12, subsection "Z" of the toliet seat usage manual.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 12:16 PM
#86
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by yrwyddfa
All average middle-class, economically stable Americans are confused aren't they?
Generally yes, my next-door neighbor far exceeds that though, they have approx. a 40-square ft. backyard with three large dogs, blasted fools don't ever clean the dogs "gifts" either.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 12:20 PM
#87
Lively Member
Originally posted by Disiance
Took me a minute to remember. The man is a dwarf (forget the real word). He can only reach to the half-way floor's button. When its raining he has an umbrella and uses it to reach the rest of the way.
-Dr. Dis
So this isnt a memory contest, you are fired.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 12:26 PM
#88
Dr Dis. Why have foot when everyone has feet?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 01:06 PM
#89
Originally posted by NoteMe
YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did........thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 01:18 PM
#90
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Xcoder
So this isnt a memory contest, you are fired.
I do not believe this was a power given to you in my declaration of thread beginings.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 01:19 PM
#91
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by visualAd
Dr Dis. Why have foot when everyone has feet?
Because without any foot, or if you only have one foot, then you wouldn't have feet. Thus it is impossible to have feet without foot.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 01:20 PM
#92
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
And anyway, Leify didn't discover America, he discovered Newfoundland *bum bum bum*
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 01:20 PM
#93
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
I thought America was named after Amerigo Vespucci...
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Oct 18th, 2004, 01:30 PM
#94
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Dave Sell
I thought America was named after Amerigo Vespucci...
It all depends on who you ask.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 01:32 PM
#95
Dear Dr. Dis,
What is the Eastern-most point in the U.S.A?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 02:12 PM
#96
Fanatic Member
YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did........thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)
Wineland, well hell, you're just giving us a reason to legalize excessive drinking =)
"X-mas is 24.Desember you English morons.." - NoteMe
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Oct 18th, 2004, 02:23 PM
#97
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
Well thats just the way it has to be now.....Disiances word, is law...
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Oct 18th, 2004, 02:33 PM
#98
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Oct 18th, 2004, 02:33 PM
#99
Originally posted by dsheller
Wineland, well hell, you're just giving us a reason to legalize excessive drinking =)
I am in...lets start drinking...
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Oct 18th, 2004, 02:50 PM
#100
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where have you seen this before - see if you can guess where you've seen it and what it stands for.
K of K USA
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:23 PM
#101
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
What is the Eastern-most point in the U.S.A?
I am tempted to say its some point in Maine, but I shall deceive my mind and say St. Louis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:24 PM
#102
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by NoteMe
Well thats just the way it has to be now.....Disiances word, is law...
About time someone realized that!
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:25 PM
#103
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Actually America is in N. America, not the other way around
Yes, I have often wondered how he considered America to be India...the Indians (err, "Native Americans") didn't have spices, and had no knowledge of other lands -- *DUH*
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:26 PM
#104
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where have you seen this before - see if you can guess where you've seen it and what it stands for.
K of K USA
Ohhhh no!!! You've been in my dreams again havn't you!! Nooo, noooo, I do NOT want to go back to Dr. Quaky!! NONOOoooo!
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:36 PM
#105
Kokaine of Kommemmorative Unity for Stupid Americans???
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:40 PM
#106
Dear Dr. Dis,
What other food can be prepared from the Pumpkin besides pumpkin pie?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:43 PM
#107
Lively Member
Dr. Dis, why some people claim that america (the continent) is actually conformed by two continents (north america and south america) like stated here:
http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/contnent.htm
what about central america?
and what about the common knowledge of only 5 continents: Africa, Asia, Europe, America, Oceania (plus antartica and the artic polar rings)
How about the olympic flag? it only has 5 rings.
Dr. Dis, whats happening
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Oct 18th, 2004, 04:00 PM
#108
Lively Member
Dr Diss, Why does Delphi pwn VB?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 04:23 PM
#109
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
What other food can be prepared from the Pumpkin besides pumpkin pie?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 04:24 PM
#110
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis, why some people claim that america (the continent) is actually conformed by two continents (north america and south america) like stated here:
http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/contnent.htm
what about central america?
and what about the common knowledge of only 5 continents: Africa, Asia, Europe, America, Oceania (plus antartica and the artic polar rings)
How about the olympic flag? it only has 5 rings.
Dr. Dis, whats happening
There are only five, those who say otherwise are dimwits.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 04:35 PM
#111
Originally posted by Disiance
???
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Oct 18th, 2004, 04:54 PM
#112
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Oops, I wonder why it didn't post:
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 05:02 PM
#113
Dear Dr. Dis,
When is the right time to get into my local Ford dealer to buy a new car, truck, or van?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 05:26 PM
#114
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
When is the right time to get into my local Ford dealer to buy a new car, truck, or van?
Never, EVER goto a Ford dealer, local or otherwise. Ford stinks, so bad I had to get a glade plugin for my car because I have to drive by one.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 05:38 PM
#115
Originally posted by Disiance
Actually America is in N. America, not the other way around
Yes, I have often wondered how he considered America to be India...the Indians (err, "Native Americans") didn't have spices, and had no knowledge of other lands -- *DUH*
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....
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Oct 18th, 2004, 05:45 PM
#116
Originally posted by NoteMe
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 05:49 PM
#117
Lively Member
Originally posted by NoteMe
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....
We call it north american continent, it extends from Canada down to Mexico.
Last edited by CORONA BEER; Oct 18th, 2004 at 06:04 PM.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 05:55 PM
#118
Originally posted by Dave Sell
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.
So I missed the s....ohhhhhh.....
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Oct 18th, 2004, 05:59 PM
#119
Lively Member
Originally posted by Dave Sell
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.
term used in USA to refere the whole continent, outside USA the term is also used, but America is also used.
Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 06:02 PM
#120
So I was some kind of right wasn't I........I feel so good now...so then Leif Erikson found America...
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