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Why did the toilet seat jump up and bite my meat?
Dr. Dis, Why does Mendhak have an "h" in the middle, which is unpronounced and only serves to confuse the average middle-class, economically stable American?
He told me that the M, e, n, d, a, and k were silent, and you are only supposed to pronounce the h....Originally posted by timeshifter
Dr. Dis, Why does Mendhak have an "h" in the middle, which is unpronounced and only serves to confuse the average middle-class, economically stable American?
All average middle-class, economically stable Americans are confused aren't they?
Because of the improper use of the seat. Read page 122 Section 12, subsection "Z" of the toliet seat usage manual.Originally posted by yrwyddfa
Why did the toilet seat jump up and bite my meat?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Generally yes, my next-door neighbor far exceeds that though, they have approx. a 40-square ft. backyard with three large dogs, blasted fools don't ever clean the dogs "gifts" either.Originally posted by yrwyddfa
All average middle-class, economically stable Americans are confused aren't they?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
So this isnt a memory contest, you are fired.Originally posted by Disiance
Took me a minute to remember. The man is a dwarf (forget the real word). He can only reach to the half-way floor's button. When its raining he has an umbrella and uses it to reach the rest of the way.
-Dr. Dis
Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
Dr Dis. Why have foot when everyone has feet?
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Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?Originally posted by NoteMe
YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did........thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)
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I do not believe this was a power given to you in my declaration of thread beginings.Originally posted by Xcoder
So this isnt a memory contest, you are fired.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Because without any foot, or if you only have one foot, then you wouldn't have feet. Thus it is impossible to have feet without foot.Originally posted by visualAd
Dr Dis. Why have foot when everyone has feet?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
And anyway, Leify didn't discover America, he discovered Newfoundland *bum bum bum*Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
I thought America was named after Amerigo Vespucci...Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
It all depends on who you ask.Originally posted by Dave Sell
I thought America was named after Amerigo Vespucci...
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dear Dr. Dis,
What is the Eastern-most point in the U.S.A?
Wineland, well hell, you're just giving us a reason to legalize excessive drinking =)YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did........thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)
"X-mas is 24.Desember you English morons.." - NoteMe
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Why should we do that, we didn't use Columbus's name, either?
Well thats just the way it has to be now.....Disiances word, is law...
Originally posted by Disiance
And anyway, Leify didn't discover America, he discovered Newfoundland *bum bum bum*
-Dr. Dis
He discovered North America...
Originally posted by dsheller
Wineland, well hell, you're just giving us a reason to legalize excessive drinking =)
I am in...lets start drinking...
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where have you seen this before - see if you can guess where you've seen it and what it stands for.
K of K USA
I am tempted to say its some point in Maine, but I shall deceive my mind and say St. LouisOriginally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
What is the Eastern-most point in the U.S.A?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
About time someone realized that!Originally posted by NoteMe
Well thats just the way it has to be now.....Disiances word, is law...
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Actually America is in N. America, not the other way aroundOriginally posted by NoteMe
He discovered North America...
Yes, I have often wondered how he considered America to be India...the Indians (err, "Native Americans") didn't have spices, and had no knowledge of other lands -- *DUH*
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Ohhhh no!!! You've been in my dreams again havn't you!! Nooo, noooo, I do NOT want to go back to Dr. Quaky!! NONOOoooo!Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where have you seen this before - see if you can guess where you've seen it and what it stands for.
K of K USA
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Kokaine of Kommemmorative Unity for Stupid Americans???
Dear Dr. Dis,
What other food can be prepared from the Pumpkin besides pumpkin pie?
Dr. Dis, why some people claim that america (the continent) is actually conformed by two continents (north america and south america) like stated here:
http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/contnent.htm
what about central america?
and what about the common knowledge of only 5 continents: Africa, Asia, Europe, America, Oceania (plus antartica and the artic polar rings)
How about the olympic flag? it only has 5 rings.
Dr. Dis, whats happening
Last edited by Xcoder; Oct 18th, 2004 at 03:53 PM.
Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
Dr Diss, Why does Delphi pwn VB?
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
What other food can be prepared from the Pumpkin besides pumpkin pie?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
There are only five, those who say otherwise are dimwits.Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis, why some people claim that america (the continent) is actually conformed by two continents (north america and south america) like stated here:
http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/contnent.htm
what about central america?
and what about the common knowledge of only 5 continents: Africa, Asia, Europe, America, Oceania (plus antartica and the artic polar rings)
How about the olympic flag? it only has 5 rings.
Dr. Dis, whats happening
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
???Originally posted by Disiance
Oops, I wonder why it didn't post:
-Dr. DisPumpkin Extravoganza!
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dear Dr. Dis,
When is the right time to get into my local Ford dealer to buy a new car, truck, or van?
Never, EVER goto a Ford dealer, local or otherwise. Ford stinks, so bad I had to get a glade plugin for my car because I have to drive by one.Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
When is the right time to get into my local Ford dealer to buy a new car, truck, or van?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Originally posted by Disiance
Actually America is in N. America, not the other way around
Yes, I have often wondered how he considered America to be India...the Indians (err, "Native Americans") didn't have spices, and had no knowledge of other lands -- *DUH*
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.Originally posted by NoteMe
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....
We call it north american continent, it extends from Canada down to Mexico.Originally posted by NoteMe
Just wondering...in English what do you call the whole continent? In Norwegian. There is North America (Unatid states of America is a part of it), then central America (mexico and so on) and then South America, with Brazil, Peru and so on....and all of these 3 parts makes up America. Not the United states of America, but the continent America.....
Last edited by CORONA BEER; Oct 18th, 2004 at 06:04 PM.
Originally posted by Dave Sell
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.
So I missed the s....ohhhhhh.....
term used in USA to refere the whole continent, outside USA the term is also used, but America is also used.Originally posted by Dave Sell
The 3 (North, South, and Central America) together are known as The Americas.
Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
So I was some kind of right wasn't I....
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