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Oct 17th, 2004, 08:31 PM
#41
Dr. Dis do you want me to put peanut buttercup in your eggs?
Peanut buttercup.
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Oct 17th, 2004, 08:32 PM
#42
New Member
dear Dr.Dis define in ten word the theory of relativity
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Oct 17th, 2004, 08:34 PM
#43
Dr. Dis, you suck and you blow.
How?
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Oct 17th, 2004, 09:16 PM
#44
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Wow, I think I counted 5 new questions since I was out, one I won't answer because he already knows the answer (mendhak's).
-Dr. Dis.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 17th, 2004, 09:17 PM
#45
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Originally posted by A_A_68
could we get back on to the one about time?
Err, I said that being no time does not mean no objects, but in the case we're looking at, there was no object, just light, which I don't consider a true object.
End of that question
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 17th, 2004, 09:18 PM
#46
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by dogfish227
Dear Dr. Dis, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
I will use the rubber band as a sort-of sufficating muzzle. Next I will poke a hole in his throat to shove the staw into. I will them perform CPR on the dog. He's saved.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 17th, 2004, 09:18 PM
#47
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by mar_zim
Dr. Dis do you want me to put peanut buttercup in your eggs?
Peanut buttercup.
Sure, why not?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 17th, 2004, 09:23 PM
#48
Originally posted by Disiance
Sure, why not?
-Dr. Dis
Wow, I'm your greenest fan.
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Oct 17th, 2004, 09:27 PM
#49
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by mendhak
Wow, I'm your greenest fan.
Comming from a frog I'll accept that as a great compliment.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 02:39 AM
#50
KING BODWAD XXI
If you travel at the speed of light and time stops then you would stop. Therefore how are you travelling at the speed of light?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 02:53 AM
#51
Lively Member
if a fly flies then why don't we call a fish a swim?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:08 AM
#52
Why are they called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together?
Why are they called 'buildings'... why not 'builts'?
Who invented the toothbrush?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:10 AM
#53
Lively Member
why does an automobile require a driver?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:16 AM
#54
Do homeless people ever 'eat-out'?
Are orphans allowed in family restaurants?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:19 AM
#55
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Oct 18th, 2004, 03:22 AM
#56
Lively Member
A good strategy is to call your own mobile when you've lost it. If you still can't find it there's a big chance you've scared the bejesus out of someone else.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 07:00 AM
#57
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally posted by Disiance
Got a question? Any question at all? Just ask Dr. Dis!
Sample question:
"Why does 'Mystery" start with an 'M'?"
Anwer:
Because otherwise it would be "ystery", which sounds like "hystery", which would constantly with the school subject "History".
-Disiance
Dear Dr. Dis.
How do you remove complexity from a system?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 07:28 AM
#58
Fanatic Member
I only read to the second post, but I think this thread should be sticky!
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Oct 18th, 2004, 07:35 AM
#59
Originally posted by JPicasso
I only read to the second post, but I think this thread should be sticky!
That can be arranged you manly thing you...
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Oct 18th, 2004, 07:54 AM
#60
A new question.
When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 08:01 AM
#61
KING BODWAD XXI
Just ask me that
The English king, Harold Godwinson, raced up from London to meet the Vikings at the Battle of Stamford Bridge, where the last of the Vikings were defeated, after a bloody battle. But Harold's victory was to be short lived. A mere three weeks later he faced William the Conqueror at Hastings, and the Anglo-Saxons lost the kingdom of England forever.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:17 AM
#62
Didn't say anything about when....
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:24 AM
#63
Originally posted by NoteMe
A new question.
When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?
http://www.packersnews.com/archives/...13030865.shtml
http://sportsblog.org/archives/2003/11/03/000671.php
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:30 AM
#64
Everyone knows that that is not real vikings....thats more like ***** cats compared to real vikings....
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:43 AM
#65
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
if a fly flies then why don't we call a fish a swim?
Because of the dumb English system that doesn't make sense.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:46 AM
#66
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by mendhak
Why are they called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together?
Why are they called 'buildings'... why not 'builts'?
Who invented the toothbrush?
Because everyone in the complex needs a separate breath mint to be friendly to their neighbors (apart mints).
Again, blame our stupid English language - they are the result of the building process.
The toothbrush was invented by the great Sir. Flouride when he discovered it went well with his anti-plaque campaign.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:47 AM
#67
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
why does an automobile require a driver?
It can move by itself, but it still requires a driver to steer.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:47 AM
#68
Originally posted by mendhak
Who invented the toothbrush?
The chinese - They used pig hairs tied to a stick.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:48 AM
#69
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by mendhak
Do homeless people ever 'eat-out'?
Are orphans allowed in family restaurants?
Going by the general definition, rarely, if ever.
Again, this is a general definintion applied to restaurants that have a family-geared atmosphere. Thus they are not limited to only families.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:49 AM
#70
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by visualAd
Why is my urine red?
See a urinoligist
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:49 AM
#71
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
A good strategy is to call your own mobile when you've lost it. If you still can't find it there's a big chance you've scared the bejesus out of someone else.
Where's the question?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:50 AM
#72
Originally posted by BodwadUK
If you travel at the speed of light and time stops then you would stop. Therefore how are you travelling at the speed of light?
Time does not stop when you are traveling at the speed of light. It resumes as normal. To you.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:50 AM
#73
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Re: Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis.
How do you remove complexity from a system?
Quite simple really:
VB Code:
Dim SysFolder As String
GetSystemFolder SysFolder, 300
Kill GetSystemFolder & "\Mendhak\OwnsAll\mendhak.exe"
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:51 AM
#74
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by JPicasso
I only read to the second post, but I think this thread should be sticky!
Amen broddah!
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:52 AM
#75
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by NoteMe
A new question.
When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?
The last viking battle is still going on, between Leaf Erikson and Christopher Columbus. In my mind, old Leafy boy is the winner.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 09:56 AM
#76
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where is the best place to drill for oil?
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Oct 18th, 2004, 10:00 AM
#77
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,
Where is the best place to drill for oil?
Elvis's hair, all that hair gel/hair spray he used has left a huge oily buildup.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 10:08 AM
#78
Lively Member
Dr. Dis :
There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very
tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to
the ground floor to leave the building to go to
work.Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the
rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is
probably the best known and most celebrated of all
lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic.
Although there are many possible solutions which fit
the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is
truly satisfying.
Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
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Oct 18th, 2004, 10:14 AM
#79
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis :
There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very
tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to
the ground floor to leave the building to go to
work.Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the
rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is
probably the best known and most celebrated of all
lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic.
Although there are many possible solutions which fit
the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is
truly satisfying.
Took me a minute to remember. The man is a dwarf (forget the real word). He can only reach to the half-way floor's button. When its raining he has an umbrella and uses it to reach the rest of the way.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 18th, 2004, 10:35 AM
#80
Originally posted by Disiance
The last viking battle is still going on, between Leaf Erikson and Christopher Columbus. In my mind, old Leafy boy is the winner.
-Dr. Dis
YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did........thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)
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