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Jul 10th, 2007, 07:49 AM
#521
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?
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Jul 10th, 2007, 11:52 AM
#522
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dr Dis,
Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?
It's gravitational pull does it's quantum mechanics magic on your neurons.
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dr Dis,
Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?
Actually, that question would be from Timeshifter's gravitational pull. The moon is innocent this time.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 10th, 2007, 12:10 PM
#523
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Why are you so funny?
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Jul 10th, 2007, 01:32 PM
#524
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dr Dis,
Why are you so funny?
I was born with an extra funny bone. Granted, I'm lacking a few fibular, but every silver lining has its cloud, no?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 10th, 2007, 01:40 PM
#525
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Jul 10th, 2007, 01:44 PM
#526
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
No, but it makes a great ice breaker at parties. People are easily confused and it makes life great fun.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 11th, 2007, 01:08 AM
#527
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by Disiance
Actually, that question would be from Timeshifter's gravitational pull. The moon is innocent this time.
Dear. Dr. Dis...
What?
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Jul 11th, 2007, 02:00 AM
#528
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Why do we have equal post count?
Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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Jul 11th, 2007, 02:05 AM
#529
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
When will I reach that post count?
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Jul 11th, 2007, 08:40 AM
#530
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
When did I reach that post count?
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Jul 11th, 2007, 08:48 AM
#531
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis,
Why do forumites harp on and on about utterly useless "features" such as post count and reputations?
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Jul 11th, 2007, 08:53 AM
#532
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Jul 11th, 2007, 11:23 AM
#533
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dear. Dr. Dis...
What?
The moon did not influence your question. It was innocent that time. The influence came from Timeshifter and his gravitational pull.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 11th, 2007, 11:24 AM
#534
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by TheBigB
Dr Dis,
Why do we have equal post count?
It's because a few electrons are late from a movie.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 11th, 2007, 11:26 AM
#535
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dr Dis,
When did I reach that post count?
I am not omniscient, just a wise Doctor. But, it was probably when you stretched your arm out for it.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 11th, 2007, 11:30 AM
#536
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by penagate
Dr. Dis,
Why do forumites harp on and on about utterly useless "features" such as post count and reputations?
Forumites are part of the 'legendary masses'. Legendary masses tend to be quite large. Have you ever seen a 'quite large' person? They tend to have some superfluous things like lots of extra fat. Legendary masses are like that, except they don't have fat (that I know of), they have features.
My [slight] apologies if I offend anyone with this post, but I'm tired of political correctness and it's bloody well true.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 08:06 AM
#537
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Is it necessary to get along with other people in the office?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Jul 12th, 2007, 12:08 PM
#538
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
Is it necessary to get along with other people in the office?
No. Throw bananas. Half the time the other's will think it's funny. That's when you can break out the grapefruits.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 12:09 PM
#539
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Do you think it is a wise idea to visit Denver in January?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Jul 12th, 2007, 12:12 PM
#540
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
Do you think it is a wise idea to visit Denver in January?
I live in the Denver Metro. January is usually a safe month, rarely do we get blizzards then. Of course, we may still have four feet of snow from December,,, but that's impossible to predict.
Wise idea? No. Never a wise idea to come to Denver at any time for any reason.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 12:17 PM
#541
Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.
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Jul 12th, 2007, 12:19 PM
#542
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by TheBigB
Dr Dis
Are you a hermit?
It would seem that way to many. While in reality, I get out a lot, unfortunately most of the time that it is out on the web. I need a monitor that acts as a tanning light too...
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 12:40 PM
#543
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis,
Why are we here?
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Jul 12th, 2007, 12:48 PM
#544
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
What was the last movie you watched?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Jul 12th, 2007, 01:46 PM
#545
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Dr Dis,
Why did they not believe you in the beginning and now, 500 something posts later, they are still coming back for answers?
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Jul 12th, 2007, 02:12 PM
#546
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?
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Jul 12th, 2007, 02:27 PM
#547
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Why is timshifter subscribed to this thread?
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Jul 12th, 2007, 02:29 PM
#548
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Didn't you read my last question? I'm not!
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Jul 12th, 2007, 03:03 PM
#549
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by ProphetBeal
Dr. Dis,
Why are we here?
Because you clicked the link. Hey, your fault, not mine.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 03:04 PM
#550
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
What was the last movie you watched?
Panic Room
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 03:06 PM
#551
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by NPassero
Dr Dis,
Why did they not believe you in the beginning and now, 500 something posts later, they are still coming back for answers?
I started using my magical powers after the first hundred. The powers are kinda like alchohol. You keep coming back for more, but you're never quite sure why.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 03:06 PM
#552
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Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dr Dis,
Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?
You should right a 300-page diatribe and disertation to each of the moderators and admins.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 03:07 PM
#553
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by Disiance
I started using my magical powers after the first hundred. The powers are kinda like alchohol. You keep coming back for more, but you're never quite sure why.
can you use your magical powers on women ?
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Jul 12th, 2007, 03:08 PM
#554
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Didn't you read my last question? I'm not!
Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?
Read it, then again, then again, then again. Then take it back
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Jul 12th, 2007, 04:20 PM
#555
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by Disiance
Panic Room
Is that a horror movie?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Jul 12th, 2007, 04:21 PM
#556
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis,
What is the best time to leave office?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
save a blobFileStreamDataTable To Text Filemy blog
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Jul 12th, 2007, 04:24 PM
#557
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by NPassero
can you use your magical powers on women ?
It works to the same extent. No one wants to marry alchohol, unfortunately.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 04:24 PM
#558
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Is that a horror movie?
Technically it's 'Drama'.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 12th, 2007, 04:25 PM
#559
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr. Dis,
What is the best time to leave office?
After your work is finished but before you punch out.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Jul 13th, 2007, 05:09 AM
#560
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis,
1. Why do people ask you pointless questions?
2. Please explain the point of quantum physics? (The point C on graph 3.9)
3. Why are all of these "irrelevant" processes running on XP?
4. What is the extent of a SAN covering three different environments?
5. What does the acronym PSI stand for?
6. Why do people refer to tyre pressure as "Bar"?
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