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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dr Dis,

    Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?
    It's gravitational pull does it's quantum mechanics magic on your neurons.

    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dr Dis,

    Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?
    Actually, that question would be from Timeshifter's gravitational pull. The moon is innocent this time.
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    Dr Dis,

    Why are you so funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dr Dis,

    Why are you so funny?
    I was born with an extra funny bone. Granted, I'm lacking a few fibular, but every silver lining has its cloud, no?
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    really?

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    No, but it makes a great ice breaker at parties. People are easily confused and it makes life great fun.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr Dis,

    Why do we have equal post count?
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.

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    Dr Dis,

    When did I reach that post count?

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    Dr. Dis,

    Why do forumites harp on and on about utterly useless "features" such as post count and reputations?

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dear. Dr. Dis...

    What?
    The moon did not influence your question. It was innocent that time. The influence came from Timeshifter and his gravitational pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigB
    Dr Dis,

    Why do we have equal post count?
    It's because a few electrons are late from a movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dr Dis,

    When did I reach that post count?
    I am not omniscient, just a wise Doctor. But, it was probably when you stretched your arm out for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by penagate
    Dr. Dis,

    Why do forumites harp on and on about utterly useless "features" such as post count and reputations?
    Forumites are part of the 'legendary masses'. Legendary masses tend to be quite large. Have you ever seen a 'quite large' person? They tend to have some superfluous things like lots of extra fat. Legendary masses are like that, except they don't have fat (that I know of), they have features.

    My [slight] apologies if I offend anyone with this post, but I'm tired of political correctness and it's bloody well true.
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    Dr Dis,
    Is it necessary to get along with other people in the office?
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis,
    Is it necessary to get along with other people in the office?
    No. Throw bananas. Half the time the other's will think it's funny. That's when you can break out the grapefruits.
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    Dr Dis,
    Do you think it is a wise idea to visit Denver in January?
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis,
    Do you think it is a wise idea to visit Denver in January?
    I live in the Denver Metro. January is usually a safe month, rarely do we get blizzards then. Of course, we may still have four feet of snow from December,,, but that's impossible to predict.

    Wise idea? No. Never a wise idea to come to Denver at any time for any reason.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr Dis

    Are you a hermit?
    Delete it. They just clutter threads anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigB
    Dr Dis

    Are you a hermit?
    It would seem that way to many. While in reality, I get out a lot, unfortunately most of the time that it is out on the web. I need a monitor that acts as a tanning light too...
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    Dr. Dis,

    Why are we here?

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    Dr Dis,
    What was the last movie you watched?
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Dr Dis,
    Why did they not believe you in the beginning and now, 500 something posts later, they are still coming back for answers?

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    Dr Dis,

    Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?

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    Dr Dis,
    Why is timshifter subscribed to this thread?
    Rate posts that helped you. I do not reply to PM's with coding questions.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Didn't you read my last question? I'm not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProphetBeal
    Dr. Dis,

    Why are we here?
    Because you clicked the link. Hey, your fault, not mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis,
    What was the last movie you watched?
    Panic Room
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    Quote Originally Posted by NPassero
    Dr Dis,
    Why did they not believe you in the beginning and now, 500 something posts later, they are still coming back for answers?
    I started using my magical powers after the first hundred. The powers are kinda like alchohol. You keep coming back for more, but you're never quite sure why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dr Dis,

    Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?
    You should right a 300-page diatribe and disertation to each of the moderators and admins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disiance
    I started using my magical powers after the first hundred. The powers are kinda like alchohol. You keep coming back for more, but you're never quite sure why.
    can you use your magical powers on women ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Didn't you read my last question? I'm not!
    Why does VBF still think I'm not subscribed to this thread?
    Read it, then again, then again, then again. Then take it back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disiance
    Panic Room
    Is that a horror movie?
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Dr. Dis,
    What is the best time to leave office?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NPassero
    can you use your magical powers on women ?
    It works to the same extent. No one wants to marry alchohol, unfortunately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Is that a horror movie?
    Technically it's 'Drama'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr. Dis,
    What is the best time to leave office?
    After your work is finished but before you punch out.
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    Dr. Dis,

    1. Why do people ask you pointless questions?
    2. Please explain the point of quantum physics? (The point C on graph 3.9)
    3. Why are all of these "irrelevant" processes running on XP?
    4. What is the extent of a SAN covering three different environments?
    5. What does the acronym PSI stand for?
    6. Why do people refer to tyre pressure as "Bar"?

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