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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Who or what is aqua?
    Latin root meaning water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProphetBeal
    Dr. Dis,
    There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?
    The wind blew the pears onto the other trees. This is how we get drinks such as "pear-apple", and "pear-mango".
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    The wind blew the pears onto the other trees. This is how we get drinks such as "pear-apple", and "pear-mango".
    SWEET...I always wondered about that

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    Dr Dis,
    Are you on vacation?
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dr. Dis

    Why can't I change my avatar?
    I believe you answered your own question. I like it btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis,
    Are you on vacation?
    A short one, yes I was.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr Dis,

    Why do so many people love britney?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    Dr Dis,

    Why do so many people love britney?
    For every person you find who loves Britney, I will show you five who would rip her hair out (which would be hard to do at the moment).
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    Dr Dis, Why does Active directory LDAP Differ from normal LDAP ?

    And why is Miss Paris Hilton in the news everyday?
    i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"--FD

    Of course I'm a real doctor! I'll draw up my own diploma some time to prove it!-Dr Dis

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr. Dis, Why does BillGeek smoke?

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    Dr Dis, why does kregg spam?

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    Dr Dis, why does timeshifter laugh at dclamp?

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr. Dis,

    Why does kregg ask whether I smoke?
    Why didn't you answer Kregg's question?
    Why didn't you answer timeshifter's question?
    Why do I smoke?
    Why is the string theory so heavily on everyone's mind?
    Why am I even posting in this thread?
    Should I stop now?

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    Dr. Dis,

    Why the hell is BillGeek being more of a spammer than I??

    It's infuriating!

    Which leads me onto my next question, are you a trained assassin and/or know of any other assassins?

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    Dear Dr Dis.

    What happened to Dr Dis?
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    Dr. Dis,
    Why do I find PHP and C so damn hard to learn! Why must I be such a noob

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr Dis,


    Why must I keep posting in this pointless thread?

    You'll never arrive in time for me to be interested for the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dr Dis,

    Why does Kregg think he can learn PHP and C as easily the rest of us?

    I can easily answer that one; because I am an oaf

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    It's a loaf of bread. Without the l.

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Aye.

    Here's my picture from MySpace:


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    Dr Dis. Do you think your thread is being hijacked?
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Dr. Dis, Why does BillGeek smoke?
    If you would stop lighting him on fire...
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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dr Dis, why does kregg spam?
    Why don't you? Unless you're in an Eastern state, you're pretty safe in doing so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dr. Dis,

    Why does kregg ask whether I smoke?
    Why didn't you answer Kregg's question?
    Why didn't you answer timeshifter's question?
    Why do I smoke?
    Why is the string theory so heavily on everyone's mind?
    Why am I even posting in this thread?
    Should I stop now?
    Because, due to the moon's force of gravity at the time, he was compelled to.
    I just did.
    I just did.
    Because you lit yourself on fire.
    Because the top scientists tied anvils to all of the strings.
    Because the moon's gravity has changed and is now drawing you to post.
    You stopped at the perfect time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Dr Dis,


    Why must I keep posting in this pointless thread?

    You'll never arrive in time for me to be interested for the answer.
    You are addicted. I would recommend seeing a therapist for this, but I find it humorous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Dr. Dis,

    Why the hell is BillGeek being more of a spammer than I??

    It's infuriating!

    Which leads me onto my next question, are you a trained assassin and/or know of any other assassins?
    He's had more practice.
    I knew some assassins, but I killed them all. Does that answer the question fully?
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis.

    What happened to Dr Dis?
    He fell into a large, ugly pile of code. Just now found the door out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Dr. Dis,
    Why do I find PHP and C so damn hard to learn! Why must I be such a noob
    C has pointers, deal with it.
    PHP is easy, you whimp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis. Do you think your thread is being hijacked?
    I do believe it was hijacked. But it was a funny picture, so I'm good with it.
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    C is fast, rational, sublime, almost as good as C++.

    PHP is a random bunch of vagueness and half-types. It can't even decide on a good name for itself. It is slow and it bites. However it is still, somehow, superior to Basic.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dr. Dis

    Why the heck does every single person on this planet have a problem with Basic?
    They get mad about the "B" standing for "Beginner", which they don't want to be called.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disiance
    They get mad about the "B" standing for "Beginner", which they don't want to be called.
    I don't know about you... but I reckon someone will be extremely angry that you said that...

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    Dr Dis,

    Why does the moon have an influence on my desire to ask this question?

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