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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Is it wrong for me to drink whiskey out of an old boot?
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    Das Boot?

    Use it in a contest, but remember to twist the boot at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Is it wrong for me to drink whiskey out of an old boot?
    I see absolutely no problem with it. Though you may want to clean the boot first, and also make sure it doesn't leak.
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    Dear Dr. Dis,
    How do you guess if a person is suffering from clinical depression?
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    How did wossname become so awesome?
    I don't live here any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    How did wossname become so awesome?
    who is wossname?
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Ask them.

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    Dr Dis.
    Is myspace better than orkut?
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    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dear Dr. Dis,
    How do you guess if a person is suffering from clinical depression?
    If they have been spending a lot of time muttering about how great life is, they will soon realize their thinking is untrue, which will prompt them into depression.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    How did wossname become so awesome?
    *slips hand under table, waiting for a greenback*
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    Dear Dr Dis,

    When you are dead, who will answer and advise us all our problems?
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,

    When you are dead, who will answer and advise us all our problems?
    Actually, I am Santa. I do this in the off-season to keep myself from going insane.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by NotLKH
    Dear Dr. Dis,...

    Fill in the blank:

    "your blank is sooo fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disiance
    *slips hand under table, waiting for a greenback*
    Mendhak's not here right now.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why has this forum gotten so boring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why has this forum gotten so boring?
    Lack of fires. Go get some matches, I'll bring the gasoline.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dear. Dr. Dis

    Why are you not being asked any more questions?
    Because of oppression. Come see the violence inherent in the system!
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    Dear. Dr. Dis

    Why has BillGeek decided to steal my avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Dear. Dr. Dis

    Why has BillGeek decided to steal my avatar?
    It is a giant conspiracy, much akin to the one surrounding Denver International Airport. He's trying to store Nazis in the avatar.
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    Well that was random!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disiance
    Because of oppression. Come see the violence inherent in the system!
    Monty Python is awesome!!!

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    Err Dr. Dis,
    Who is monty python? Is he related to the pythons in the jungle?
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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Regarding Only, but still...

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    Dr Dis,
    Why has oceanebelle stopped scratching ?
    Last edited by abhijit; Mar 21st, 2007 at 09:00 AM.
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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why are there so many stupid people in the world?

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    Fear Dr Dis,

    Why is timeshifter stupid?
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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why do you not answer all of the questions give you? I mean surely if they've taken the time to ask it, then you should take the time to answer it.

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr. Dis ,
    Why is my room mate listening to aqua?
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    Who or what is aqua?
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    Quote Originally Posted by litlewiki
    Dr. Dis ,
    Why is my room mate listening to aqua?

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    Dr. Dis,
    There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Err Dr. Dis,
    Who is monty python? Is he related to the pythons in the jungle?
    The jungle pythons are eighth-cousins thrice-removed from Monty Python. He's half-snake half kangaroo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis,
    Why has oceanebelle stopped scratching ?
    His phonograph is no longer broken so the sound quality is a lot better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why are there so many stupid people in the world?
    Because there is no test to grant only smart people the right to procreate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Fear Dr Dis,

    Why is timeshifter stupid?
    See previous answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why do you not answer all of the questions give you? I mean surely if they've taken the time to ask it, then you should take the time to answer it.
    I answer all the questions which I see. If I miss any just let me know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by litlewiki
    Dr. Dis ,
    Why is my room mate listening to aqua?
    Perhaps you are not listening to your roommate enough.
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