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Mar 15th, 2007, 10:07 AM
#441
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Dear Dr. Dis,
Is it wrong for me to drink whiskey out of an old boot?
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Mar 15th, 2007, 10:17 AM
#442
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Das Boot?
Use it in a contest, but remember to twist the boot at the end.
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Mar 15th, 2007, 10:59 AM
#443
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by crptcblade
Dear Dr. Dis,
Is it wrong for me to drink whiskey out of an old boot?
I see absolutely no problem with it. Though you may want to clean the boot first, and also make sure it doesn't leak.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 16th, 2007, 07:28 AM
#444
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr. Dis,
How do you guess if a person is suffering from clinical depression?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 16th, 2007, 07:48 AM
#445
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
How did wossname become so awesome?
I don't live here any more.
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Mar 16th, 2007, 07:50 AM
#446
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by wossname
How did wossname become so awesome?
who is wossname?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 16th, 2007, 08:04 AM
#447
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Mar 16th, 2007, 08:29 AM
#448
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis.
Is myspace better than orkut?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 16th, 2007, 12:55 PM
#449
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Mar 16th, 2007, 05:49 PM
#450
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dear Dr. Dis,
How do you guess if a person is suffering from clinical depression?
If they have been spending a lot of time muttering about how great life is, they will soon realize their thinking is untrue, which will prompt them into depression.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 16th, 2007, 05:49 PM
#451
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by wossname
How did wossname become so awesome?
*slips hand under table, waiting for a greenback*
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 17th, 2007, 08:39 AM
#452
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr Dis,
When you are dead, who will answer and advise us all our problems?
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Mar 17th, 2007, 08:58 AM
#453
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr. Dis,...
Fill in the blank:
"your blank is sooo fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747"?
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Mar 17th, 2007, 12:35 PM
#454
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Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
When you are dead, who will answer and advise us all our problems?
Actually, I am Santa. I do this in the off-season to keep myself from going insane.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 17th, 2007, 12:37 PM
#455
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by NotLKH
Dear Dr. Dis,...
Fill in the blank:
"your blank is sooo fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747"?
Iguana
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 17th, 2007, 01:19 PM
#456
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by Disiance
*slips hand under table, waiting for a greenback*
Mendhak's not here right now.
I don't live here any more.
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Mar 17th, 2007, 07:07 PM
#457
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why has this forum gotten so boring?
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Mar 17th, 2007, 07:28 PM
#458
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why has this forum gotten so boring?
Lack of fires. Go get some matches, I'll bring the gasoline.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 20th, 2007, 04:36 AM
#459
Hyperactive Member
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why are you not being asked any more questions?
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Mar 20th, 2007, 01:37 PM
#460
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why are you not being asked any more questions?
Because of oppression. Come see the violence inherent in the system!
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 20th, 2007, 01:40 PM
#461
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why has BillGeek decided to steal my avatar?
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Mar 20th, 2007, 01:43 PM
#462
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by kregg
Dear. Dr. Dis
Why has BillGeek decided to steal my avatar?
It is a giant conspiracy, much akin to the one surrounding Denver International Airport. He's trying to store Nazis in the avatar.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 20th, 2007, 01:46 PM
#463
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Mar 20th, 2007, 02:09 PM
#464
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by Disiance
Because of oppression. Come see the violence inherent in the system!
Monty Python is awesome!!!
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Mar 20th, 2007, 03:26 PM
#465
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Err Dr. Dis,
Who is monty python? Is he related to the pythons in the jungle?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 21st, 2007, 03:12 AM
#466
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr. Dis,
Regarding Only, but still...
Kind Regards,
OB
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Mar 21st, 2007, 08:49 AM
#467
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Why has oceanebelle stopped scratching ?
Last edited by abhijit; Mar 21st, 2007 at 09:00 AM.
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 21st, 2007, 08:53 AM
#468
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why are there so many stupid people in the world?
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Mar 21st, 2007, 10:42 AM
#469
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Fear Dr Dis,
Why is timeshifter stupid?
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Mar 21st, 2007, 10:42 AM
#470
Fanatic Member
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why do you not answer all of the questions give you? I mean surely if they've taken the time to ask it, then you should take the time to answer it.
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Mar 21st, 2007, 10:48 AM
#471
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis ,
Why is my room mate listening to aqua?
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Mar 21st, 2007, 12:13 PM
#472
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 21st, 2007, 12:18 PM
#473
Fanatic Member
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by litlewiki
Dr. Dis ,
Why is my room mate listening to aqua?
RUN! IT'S JR!
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Mar 21st, 2007, 01:59 PM
#474
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis,
There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground. How come?
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Mar 21st, 2007, 02:04 PM
#475
Thread Starter
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Err Dr. Dis,
Who is monty python? Is he related to the pythons in the jungle?
The jungle pythons are eighth-cousins thrice-removed from Monty Python. He's half-snake half kangaroo.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 21st, 2007, 02:06 PM
#476
Thread Starter
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
His phonograph is no longer broken so the sound quality is a lot better.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 21st, 2007, 02:08 PM
#477
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why are there so many stupid people in the world?
Because there is no test to grant only smart people the right to procreate.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 21st, 2007, 02:09 PM
#478
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by visualAd
Fear Dr Dis,
Why is timeshifter stupid?
See previous answer.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 21st, 2007, 02:10 PM
#479
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by kregg
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why do you not answer all of the questions give you? I mean surely if they've taken the time to ask it, then you should take the time to answer it.
I answer all the questions which I see. If I miss any just let me know.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 21st, 2007, 02:10 PM
#480
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by litlewiki
Dr. Dis ,
Why is my room mate listening to aqua?
Perhaps you are not listening to your roommate enough.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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