If I do then I'll have to kill you.Originally Posted by Atheist
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dr Dis,
Where have you been all this time? I've had questions that needed answering, and there was nobody of sufficient intellect to answer them for me.
And can you prevent some of the other members from taking offense at what I just said?
I've been here, just waiting for your questions.
No, I offer no immunity.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
I hate you now.
Dr. Dis,
- What is the URL for Microsoft's website?
- How wide, in millimeters, does the universe span?
- What is gravity anyway?
- Can dogs REALLY see evil?
- How much beer can I consume before passing out?
- Theoretically, if I can move at the speed of light, and considering I weigh in at about 118lbs (60kg), how much latteral G-force will I experience?
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don't start with physics topics.. you'll never beat me...
Dr Dis.... Why is it that I never put on weight despite all the junk food I eat?
Chris
I'm not trying.
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The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.. in this case, rather permanently. - MaximilianMayrhofer
All the chest hair in Turkey cannot crinkle enough in response to that. - Mendhak
Stop taking photographs of my mother! - Kregg
The point is to keep the back wheels firmly pinned to the road so that all of the mammoth power of the 1.6litre Ford Escort can be harnessed for maximum acceleration out of corners - Wossname
Corn turns your anus into a machine gun. - VisualAd
- "ms.com" (as defined in my hosts file)
- This depends entirely on your spacial focus. I put it at 87.8mm wide, but experts differ
- Gravity is how much the ground pulls at you based on how many Doritos you ate recently.
- Dogs cannot see evil, for evil is in color. Incidentally, cats cannot see evil, as all evil recides within cats.
- One kilo more than you could otherwise
- I will refer you to answers #2 and #3 in this post
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
You may not question my abilities, but you may use my abilities to question.I'm not trying.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dr Dis.
Why don't you solve the technical questions in the forum?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Dr. Dis,
Why can't I access VBF through the ADSL connection at work?
Stop being smart in a thread full of dumb. You look stupid. - Timeshifter
The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.. in this case, rather permanently. - MaximilianMayrhofer
All the chest hair in Turkey cannot crinkle enough in response to that. - Mendhak
Stop taking photographs of my mother! - Kregg
The point is to keep the back wheels firmly pinned to the road so that all of the mammoth power of the 1.6litre Ford Escort can be harnessed for maximum acceleration out of corners - Wossname
Corn turns your anus into a machine gun. - VisualAd
I stop in the VB Classic, API, and Networking forums from time to time and post in the threads that seem interesting.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
ADSL: Addictive, Dorky, Silly LineDr. Dis,
Why can't I access VBF through the ADSL connection at work?
What would you want to use a silly line?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dr Dis.
Why did the United States change the time early this year?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Dear Dictator Dos,
What happened to my subscribed forums?
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Because of the situation in the Middle East. All of a sudden, Iran, Syria, and Russia have been taking the stage, so the United States wanted to create some havoc too.
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They were put on the Russian hit list.Dear Dictator Dos,
What happened to my subscribed forums?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dr Dis,
Who will win the cricket world cup 2007?
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Obviously the grasshoppers.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dr Dis,
Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
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Only if you're not spending some of those evenings with company.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
When i have company, i open the cheap bottles of beer.
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I didn't say drink it with company. I meant if the company was coming over later.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dr. Dis, why does your refrigerator run like you?
"I like to run on treadmills, because at least I know I'm getting nowhere."
- Me
Dr. Dis.
What is peace of mind?
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Because it looks like me too.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
It is knowing that no matter where, no matter what, Tux still loves you.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dear Dr Dis,
Which university did you get your Phd?
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Dr Dis.
Who is Tux?
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You've heard of mail-order brides, right...?
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The Penguin
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
This lil' fellow:
and the guy in my avatar.
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You mean this one?
http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php...28&postcount=3
I don't live here any more.
Dear Dr Dis.
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No, I won't allow it!
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why?
Because of spontaneous regeneration. If you let the question "Why" linger, it will begin to die out. At that point, it often degrades in such a way as to become "fly". It then spreads it's wings and buzzes away.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Why do you lie to me?
It's fun. And also, because you ask.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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