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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by Atheist
    Dr Dis,
    Could you answer this question?
    If I do then I'll have to kill you.
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    Dr Dis,

    Where have you been all this time? I've had questions that needed answering, and there was nobody of sufficient intellect to answer them for me.

    And can you prevent some of the other members from taking offense at what I just said?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Where have you been all this time? I've had questions that needed answering, and there was nobody of sufficient intellect to answer them for me.
    I've been here, just waiting for your questions.

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    And can you prevent some of the other members from taking offense at what I just said?
    No, I offer no immunity.
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    I hate you now.

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr. Dis,

    - What is the URL for Microsoft's website?
    - How wide, in millimeters, does the universe span?
    - What is gravity anyway?
    - Can dogs REALLY see evil?
    - How much beer can I consume before passing out?
    - Theoretically, if I can move at the speed of light, and considering I weigh in at about 118lbs (60kg), how much latteral G-force will I experience?

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    don't start with physics topics.. you'll never beat me...

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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Dr Dis.... Why is it that I never put on weight despite all the junk food I eat?

    Chris

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dr. Dis,

    - What is the URL for Microsoft's website?
    - How wide, in millimeters, does the universe span?
    - What is gravity anyway?
    - Can dogs REALLY see evil?
    - How much beer can I consume before passing out?
    - Theoretically, if I can move at the speed of light, and considering I weigh in at about 118lbs (60kg), how much latteral G-force will I experience?
    - "ms.com" (as defined in my hosts file)
    - This depends entirely on your spacial focus. I put it at 87.8mm wide, but experts differ
    - Gravity is how much the ground pulls at you based on how many Doritos you ate recently.
    - Dogs cannot see evil, for evil is in color. Incidentally, cats cannot see evil, as all evil recides within cats.
    - One kilo more than you could otherwise
    - I will refer you to answers #2 and #3 in this post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    I'm not trying. Just testing the doctor's abilities...
    You may not question my abilities, but you may use my abilities to question.
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    Dr Dis.
    Why don't you solve the technical questions in the forum?
    Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis.
    Why don't you solve the technical questions in the forum?
    I stop in the VB Classic, API, and Networking forums from time to time and post in the threads that seem interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillGeek
    Dr. Dis,
    Why can't I access VBF through the ADSL connection at work?
    ADSL: Addictive, Dorky, Silly Line

    What would you want to use a silly line?
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    Dr Dis.
    Why did the United States change the time early this year?
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    Dear Dictator Dos,

    What happened to my subscribed forums?
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis.
    Why did the United States change the time early this year?
    Because of the situation in the Middle East. All of a sudden, Iran, Syria, and Russia have been taking the stage, so the United States wanted to create some havoc too.
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    Dear Dictator Dos,

    What happened to my subscribed forums?
    They were put on the Russian hit list.
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    Dr Dis,
    Who will win the cricket world cup 2007?
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis,
    Who will win the cricket world cup 2007?
    Obviously the grasshoppers.
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    Dr Dis,
    Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis,
    Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
    Only if you're not spending some of those evenings with company.
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    When i have company, i open the cheap bottles of beer.
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    I didn't say drink it with company. I meant if the company was coming over later.
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    Dr. Dis, why does your refrigerator run like you?
    "I like to run on treadmills, because at least I know I'm getting nowhere."
    - Me

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    Dr. Dis.
    What is peace of mind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
    Dr. Dis, why does your refrigerator run like you?
    Because it looks like me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr. Dis.
    What is peace of mind?
    It is knowing that no matter where, no matter what, Tux still loves you.
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    Dear Dr Dis,

    Which university did you get your Phd?
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    Who is Tux?
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,

    Which university did you get your Phd?
    You've heard of mail-order brides, right...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Dr Dis.
    Who is Tux?
    The Penguin
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhijit
    Who is Tux?
    This lil' fellow:


    and the guy in my avatar.

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    I don't live here any more.

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    Dear Dr Dis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis.
    No, I won't allow it!
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    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Dear Dr. Dis,

    Why?
    Because of spontaneous regeneration. If you let the question "Why" linger, it will begin to die out. At that point, it often degrades in such a way as to become "fly". It then spreads it's wings and buzzes away.
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    Re: Ask Dr. Dis

    Why do you lie to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Why do you lie to me?
    It's fun. And also, because you ask.
    "I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P

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