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    Dear Dr Dis,
    When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,
    When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
    Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).

    -Dr. Dis
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,
    When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
    Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).

    -Dr. Dis
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,
    When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
    Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).

    -Dr. Dis
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    Wow, how that happen? Triple post, I must rock. I hit Post, lost my connection, and wow, cool.

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    Originally posted by Disiance
    Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).

    -Dr. Dis
    Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivator
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    Originally posted by Disiance
    Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).

    -Dr. Dis
    Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivator
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    Originally posted by Disiance
    Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).

    -Dr. Dis
    Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivator
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    Originally posted by Disiance
    Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).

    -Dr. Dis
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    Wow, four posts, I'm now ashamed

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    Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
    Did you steal my left elbow?
    Nope, it was your left knee.

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    Seven seas:

    Indian Ocean,
    Black Sea,
    Caspian Sea,
    Adriatic Sea,
    Persian Gulf,
    Mediterranean Sea,
    Red Sea.

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    Dear Dr Dis,

    Why does Mendhak have so many posts when he is clearly the most dumb memeber in these forums and does not know how to code VB?
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    Now I'm hurt.

    Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?

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    Hey, I don't feel so low anymore.

    Sandpaper pwnz j00 sn0tt`/!

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Now I'm hurt.
    Don't be hurt, it was just some friendley sandpaper humour.
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    Whats the point in telling him lies.

    Ill tell the truth

    1) We hate you
    2) You are stupid
    3) We love frogs legs for tea
    4) You smell
    5) You cant code
    6) Your not funny
    7) Your not clever
    8) We find just the site of you can make us throw up


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    8) We have found that just the sight of you can make us vomit.

    (would be better, more succinct, and covers past and the present - so it lasts at lot longer)

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    Originally posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,

    Why does Mendhak have so many posts when he is clearly the most dumb memeber in these forums and does not know how to code VB?
    He does "Weasel spam", helpfull and yet unhelpfull posts at the same time.
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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Now I'm hurt.

    Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?
    If is a feudal attempt to keep you from 10,000 posts...mwahaha
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    Originally posted by yrwyddfa
    8) We have found that just the sight of you can make us vomit.

    (would be better, more succinct, and covers past and the present - so it lasts at lot longer)
    -And its proper spelling.

    -Dr. Dis
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    Dear Dr Dis,

    Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,

    Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
    Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.

    -Dr. Dis
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    Originally posted by Disiance
    Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.

    -Dr. Dis
    He is gonna backfire on my birthday =)


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    Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.

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    Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.

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    Dr. Dis, can you show us the funky goat dance?
    Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.

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    Originally posted by mar_zim
    The speed of light in vacuum is exactly 299,792,458 m/s (metres per second).

    and hey the speed of light depends on the material that the light moves through.
    So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =P
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    Originally posted by vbNeo
    So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =P
    Very good observation Neo! I must object to the statement you quote.

    As for the goat dance, I shall try a little later.

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    Why is plenderj still awake?


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    If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
    Obey the dragon thing. Or not. Or possibly just a bit.

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    Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
    If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?

    Iron was first found in the swamps...

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    Originally posted by dsheller
    Why is plenderj still awake?
    To much caffeine.
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    Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
    If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
    Back in the days of the cave men pick-axes were used. You would be amazed at the size of those guitars!

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    Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!

    Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
    Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
    Obey the dragon thing. Or not. Or possibly just a bit.

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    Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
    Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!

    Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
    Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
    Yes, but only in hotel showers after they put a dialyses filter thats dependant on the water comming out of the shower nozzle.

    -Dr. Dis
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    Dear Dr Dis,
    Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?

    P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
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    Dr. Dis is sick with Mono today, so I will be filling in for him...I am nurse cratchet!

    Originally posted by visualAd
    Dear Dr Dis,
    Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?

    P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
    1. you have been kissing Dr. Dis and are also coming down with Mono.

    2. The green fuzzy jello you ate last night, wasn't jello!

    3. You are just an unclean person.

    It isn't called a sicky...it's call "playing hooky"...and no it isn't called "playing hooky" if you are actually ill, as long as you can provide proof of your illness, such as the "Actual" lung you coughed up!
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