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Mar 8th, 2007, 09:38 PM
#401
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by Atheist
Dr Dis,
Could you answer this question?
If I do then I'll have to kill you.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 8th, 2007, 10:14 PM
#402
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Where have you been all this time? I've had questions that needed answering, and there was nobody of sufficient intellect to answer them for me.
And can you prevent some of the other members from taking offense at what I just said?
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Mar 8th, 2007, 11:08 PM
#403
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Where have you been all this time? I've had questions that needed answering, and there was nobody of sufficient intellect to answer them for me.
I've been here, just waiting for your questions.
Originally Posted by timeshifter
And can you prevent some of the other members from taking offense at what I just said?
No, I offer no immunity.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 8th, 2007, 11:22 PM
#404
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Mar 9th, 2007, 12:40 AM
#405
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis,
- What is the URL for Microsoft's website?
- How wide, in millimeters, does the universe span?
- What is gravity anyway?
- Can dogs REALLY see evil?
- How much beer can I consume before passing out?
- Theoretically, if I can move at the speed of light, and considering I weigh in at about 118lbs (60kg), how much latteral G-force will I experience?
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Mar 10th, 2007, 12:05 PM
#406
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
don't start with physics topics.. you'll never beat me...
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Mar 10th, 2007, 01:28 PM
#407
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis.... Why is it that I never put on weight despite all the junk food I eat?
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Mar 12th, 2007, 12:49 AM
#408
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
don't start with physics topics.. you'll never beat me...
I'm not trying. Just testing the doctor's abilities...
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Mar 12th, 2007, 01:02 AM
#409
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dr. Dis,
- What is the URL for Microsoft's website?
- How wide, in millimeters, does the universe span?
- What is gravity anyway?
- Can dogs REALLY see evil?
- How much beer can I consume before passing out?
- Theoretically, if I can move at the speed of light, and considering I weigh in at about 118lbs (60kg), how much latteral G-force will I experience?
- "ms.com" (as defined in my hosts file)
- This depends entirely on your spacial focus. I put it at 87.8mm wide, but experts differ
- Gravity is how much the ground pulls at you based on how many Doritos you ate recently.
- Dogs cannot see evil, for evil is in color. Incidentally, cats cannot see evil, as all evil recides within cats.
- One kilo more than you could otherwise
- I will refer you to answers #2 and #3 in this post
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 12th, 2007, 01:04 AM
#410
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by BillGeek
I'm not trying. Just testing the doctor's abilities...
You may not question my abilities, but you may use my abilities to question.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 12th, 2007, 08:46 AM
#411
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis.
Why don't you solve the technical questions in the forum?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 12th, 2007, 08:56 AM
#412
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Mar 12th, 2007, 09:38 AM
#413
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis.
Why don't you solve the technical questions in the forum?
I stop in the VB Classic, API, and Networking forums from time to time and post in the threads that seem interesting.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 12th, 2007, 09:39 AM
#414
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dr. Dis,
Why can't I access VBF through the ADSL connection at work?
ADSL: Addictive, Dorky, Silly Line
What would you want to use a silly line?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 12th, 2007, 10:10 AM
#415
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis.
Why did the United States change the time early this year?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 12th, 2007, 10:24 AM
#416
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dictator Dos,
What happened to my subscribed forums?
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Mar 12th, 2007, 12:52 PM
#417
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis.
Why did the United States change the time early this year?
Because of the situation in the Middle East. All of a sudden, Iran, Syria, and Russia have been taking the stage, so the United States wanted to create some havoc too.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 12th, 2007, 12:53 PM
#418
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dictator Dos,
What happened to my subscribed forums?
They were put on the Russian hit list.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 12th, 2007, 01:02 PM
#419
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Who will win the cricket world cup 2007?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 12th, 2007, 01:09 PM
#420
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
Who will win the cricket world cup 2007?
Obviously the grasshoppers.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 12th, 2007, 02:00 PM
#421
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr Dis,
Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 12th, 2007, 02:29 PM
#422
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
Only if you're not spending some of those evenings with company.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 13th, 2007, 01:52 PM
#423
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
When i have company, i open the cheap bottles of beer.
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 13th, 2007, 01:58 PM
#424
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
I didn't say drink it with company. I meant if the company was coming over later.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 13th, 2007, 02:07 PM
#425
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis, why does your refrigerator run like you?
"I like to run on treadmills, because at least I know I'm getting nowhere."
- Me
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Mar 13th, 2007, 03:37 PM
#426
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis.
What is peace of mind?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 13th, 2007, 03:48 PM
#427
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
Dr. Dis, why does your refrigerator run like you?
Because it looks like me too.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 13th, 2007, 03:49 PM
#428
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr. Dis.
What is peace of mind?
It is knowing that no matter where, no matter what, Tux still loves you.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 13th, 2007, 05:11 PM
#429
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Dear Dr Dis,
Which university did you get your Phd?
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Mar 14th, 2007, 11:57 PM
#430
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Mar 15th, 2007, 12:03 AM
#431
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Which university did you get your Phd?
You've heard of mail-order brides, right...?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 15th, 2007, 12:04 AM
#432
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis.
Who is Tux?
The Penguin
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 15th, 2007, 06:51 AM
#433
Fanatic Member
Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by abhijit
Who is Tux?
This lil' fellow:
and the guy in my avatar.
*waits for RobDog to post HappyFeet FPS image*
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Mar 15th, 2007, 07:55 AM
#434
I don't live here any more.
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Mar 15th, 2007, 09:35 AM
#435
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Mar 15th, 2007, 09:39 AM
#436
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis.
No, I won't allow it!
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 15th, 2007, 09:45 AM
#437
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Mar 15th, 2007, 09:49 AM
#438
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why?
Because of spontaneous regeneration. If you let the question "Why" linger, it will begin to die out. At that point, it often degrades in such a way as to become "fly". It then spreads it's wings and buzzes away.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Mar 15th, 2007, 09:54 AM
#439
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Mar 15th, 2007, 09:57 AM
#440
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Re: Ask Dr. Dis
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Why do you lie to me?
It's fun. And also, because you ask.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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