Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
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Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Wow, how that happen? Triple post, I must rock. I hit Post, lost my connection, and wow, cool.
-Dr. dis
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Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivatorOriginally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
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Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivatorOriginally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
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Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivatorOriginally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
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Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivatorOriginally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
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Wow, four posts, I'm now ashamed
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Did you steal my left elbow?
Nope, it was your left knee.Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Did you steal my left elbow?
-Dr. Dis
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Seven seas:
Indian Ocean,
Black Sea,
Caspian Sea,
Adriatic Sea,
Persian Gulf,
Mediterranean Sea,
Red Sea.
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Dear Dr Dis,
Why does Mendhak have so many posts when he is clearly the most dumb memeber in these forums and does not know how to code VB?
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Now I'm hurt.
Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?
Hey, I don't feel so low anymore.
Sandpaper pwnz j00 sn0tt`/!
Don't be hurt, it was just some friendley sandpaper humour.Originally posted by mendhak
Now I'm hurt.
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Whats the point in telling him lies.
Ill tell the truth
1) We hate you
2) You are stupid
3) We love frogs legs for tea
4) You smell
5) You cant code
6) Your not funny
7) Your not clever
8) We find just the site of you can make us throw up
Any more?
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8) We have found that just the sight of you can make us vomit.
(would be better, more succinct, and covers past and the present - so it lasts at lot longer)
He does "Weasel spam", helpfull and yet unhelpfull posts at the same time.Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Why does Mendhak have so many posts when he is clearly the most dumb memeber in these forums and does not know how to code VB?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
If is a feudal attempt to keep you from 10,000 posts...mwahahaOriginally posted by mendhak
Now I'm hurt.
Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
-And its proper spelling.Originally posted by yrwyddfa
8) We have found that just the sight of you can make us vomit.
(would be better, more succinct, and covers past and the present - so it lasts at lot longer)
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dear Dr Dis,
Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
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Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
He is gonna backfire on my birthday =)Originally posted by Disiance
Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.
-Dr. Dis
"X-mas is 24.Desember you English morons.." - NoteMe
Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dr. Dis, can you show us the funky goat dance?
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So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =POriginally posted by mar_zim
The speed of light in vacuum is exactly 299,792,458 m/s (metres per second).
and hey the speed of light depends on the material that the light moves through.
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Very good observation Neo! I must object to the statement you quote.Originally posted by vbNeo
So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =P
As for the goat dance, I shall try a little later.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Why is plenderj still awake?
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If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
Obey the dragon thing. Or not. Or possibly just a bit.
Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
Iron was first found in the swamps...
So were we all when we were sludgy little bacteria. Whats your point muppet the puppet
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To much caffeine.Originally posted by dsheller
Why is plenderj still awake?
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Back in the days of the cave men pick-axes were used. You would be amazed at the size of those guitars!Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
-Dr. Dis
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Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!
Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
Obey the dragon thing. Or not. Or possibly just a bit.
Yes, but only in hotel showers after they put a dialyses filter thats dependant on the water comming out of the shower nozzle.Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!
Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?
P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
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Dr. Dis is sick with Mono today, so I will be filling in for him...I am nurse cratchet!
1. you have been kissing Dr. Dis and are also coming down with Mono.Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?
P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
2. The green fuzzy jello you ate last night, wasn't jello!
3. You are just an unclean person.
It isn't called a sicky...it's call "playing hooky"...and no it isn't called "playing hooky" if you are actually ill, as long as you can provide proof of your illness, such as the "Actual" lung you coughed up!
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