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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:39 PM
#161
Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:46 PM
#162
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:46 PM
#163
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:46 PM
#164
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
When you die. Who will fill in as replacement Chit Chat agony aunt?
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:47 PM
#165
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Wow, how that happen? Triple post, I must rock. I hit Post, lost my connection, and wow, cool.
-Dr. dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:53 PM
#166
Originally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivator
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:53 PM
#167
Originally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivator
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:53 PM
#168
Originally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivator
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:54 PM
#169
Originally posted by Disiance
Err, I am not an "aunt". Are you plotting with Demotivator on the case of my death? (See 4th or 5th post of this thread).
-Dr. Dis
Don't worry, I'll take care of demotivator
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Oct 19th, 2004, 05:56 PM
#170
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Wow, four posts, I'm now ashamed
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 19th, 2004, 06:37 PM
#171
Fanatic Member
Did you steal my left elbow?
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Oct 19th, 2004, 07:28 PM
#172
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Did you steal my left elbow?
Nope, it was your left knee.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 19th, 2004, 11:22 PM
#173
Seven seas:
Indian Ocean,
Black Sea,
Caspian Sea,
Adriatic Sea,
Persian Gulf,
Mediterranean Sea,
Red Sea.
http://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/mysteries/seas.html
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Oct 20th, 2004, 03:57 AM
#174
Dear Dr Dis,
Why does Mendhak have so many posts when he is clearly the most dumb memeber in these forums and does not know how to code VB?
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Oct 20th, 2004, 04:03 AM
#175
Now I'm hurt.
Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?
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Oct 20th, 2004, 04:04 AM
#176
Hey, I don't feel so low anymore.
Sandpaper pwnz j00 sn0tt`/!
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Oct 20th, 2004, 04:26 AM
#177
Originally posted by mendhak
Now I'm hurt.
Don't be hurt, it was just some friendley sandpaper humour.
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Oct 20th, 2004, 04:49 AM
#178
KING BODWAD XXI
Whats the point in telling him lies.
Ill tell the truth
1) We hate you
2) You are stupid
3) We love frogs legs for tea
4) You smell
5) You cant code
6) Your not funny
7) Your not clever
8) We find just the site of you can make us throw up
Any more?
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Oct 20th, 2004, 11:09 AM
#179
Frenzied Member
8) We have found that just the sight of you can make us vomit.
(would be better, more succinct, and covers past and the present - so it lasts at lot longer)
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Oct 20th, 2004, 11:17 AM
#180
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Why does Mendhak have so many posts when he is clearly the most dumb memeber in these forums and does not know how to code VB?
He does "Weasel spam", helpfull and yet unhelpfull posts at the same time.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 20th, 2004, 11:17 AM
#181
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by mendhak
Now I'm hurt.
Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?
If is a feudal attempt to keep you from 10,000 posts...mwahaha
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 20th, 2004, 11:18 AM
#182
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by yrwyddfa
8) We have found that just the sight of you can make us vomit.
(would be better, more succinct, and covers past and the present - so it lasts at lot longer)
-And its proper spelling.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 20th, 2004, 12:53 PM
#183
Dear Dr Dis,
Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
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Oct 20th, 2004, 01:39 PM
#184
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 20th, 2004, 02:05 PM
#185
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by Disiance
Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.
-Dr. Dis
He is gonna backfire on my birthday =)
"X-mas is 24.Desember you English morons.." - NoteMe
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Oct 21st, 2004, 10:10 AM
#186
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 21st, 2004, 10:10 AM
#187
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 21st, 2004, 10:44 AM
#188
Lively Member
Dr. Dis, can you show us the funky goat dance?
Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
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Oct 21st, 2004, 10:56 AM
#189
Frenzied Member
Originally posted by mar_zim
The speed of light in vacuum is exactly 299,792,458 m/s (metres per second).
and hey the speed of light depends on the material that the light moves through.
So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =P
"Lies, sanctions, and cruise missiles have never created a free and just society. Only everyday people can do that."
- Zack de la Rocha
Hear me roar.
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Oct 21st, 2004, 11:36 AM
#190
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by vbNeo
So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =P
Very good observation Neo! I must object to the statement you quote.
As for the goat dance, I shall try a little later.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 21st, 2004, 10:25 PM
#191
Fanatic Member
Why is plenderj still awake?
"X-mas is 24.Desember you English morons.." - NoteMe
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:07 AM
#192
Hyperactive Member
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
Obey the dragon thing. Or not. Or possibly just a bit.
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 04:33 AM
#193
Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
Iron was first found in the swamps...
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 05:51 AM
#194
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 08:58 AM
#195
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by dsheller
Why is plenderj still awake?
To much caffeine.
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 08:58 AM
#196
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
Back in the days of the cave men pick-axes were used. You would be amazed at the size of those guitars!
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:07 AM
#197
Hyperactive Member
Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!
Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
Obey the dragon thing. Or not. Or possibly just a bit.
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:11 AM
#198
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!
Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
Yes, but only in hotel showers after they put a dialyses filter thats dependant on the water comming out of the shower nozzle.
-Dr. Dis
"I don't want to live alone until I'm married" - M.M.R.P
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 09:16 AM
#199
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?
P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
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Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:09 AM
#200
Frenzied Member
Dr. Dis is sick with Mono today, so I will be filling in for him...I am nurse cratchet!
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?
P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
1. you have been kissing Dr. Dis and are also coming down with Mono.
2. The green fuzzy jello you ate last night, wasn't jello!
3. You are just an unclean person.
It isn't called a sicky...it's call "playing hooky"...and no it isn't called "playing hooky" if you are actually ill, as long as you can provide proof of your illness, such as the "Actual" lung you coughed up!
Being educated does not make you intelligent.
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