Bodwad XXI For King

**BodwadUK** · May 7th, 2004, 06:19 AM

It is time to revolt and take VBForums for me the almighty King Bodwad XXI.

Lets cast aside the nasty (And boring) admins and claim the right to a Monachy. We can expand our empire if i marry a Queen from another Forum and we can expand accross the globe uniting everyone under our banner

WHOS WITH ME???

**BodwadUK** · May 7th, 2004, 08:16 AM

Wow dont get too excited will you people

**Electroman** · May 7th, 2004, 08:19 AM

I will join, but do I get to be a Knight?

.

**wossname** · May 7th, 2004, 08:29 AM

Yeah I'm in.

I'll have a small castle in Dorset and about 500 twenty-something concubines please.

No dogs though, Des doesn't like dogs (present company excepted of course :grovel: :slime: sire.)

**wossname** · May 7th, 2004, 08:33 AM

I suppose the 2 dots symbolise Peace and Prosperity, the diagonals: stability and strength, the battlements as pun on Fortitude and the other bit because you like bananas?

**visualAd** · May 7th, 2004, 08:43 AM

I think I've already been recuited.

Anyway I specialise in chopping off the heads of moderators and administrators.

I also make a mean Spaghetti Bolognease

**BodwadUK** · May 7th, 2004, 09:02 AM

Electroman
You can be a Knight and have a nice neddy. Its name is Oscar and you need to feed it twice a day.

Wossname
The castle will have to be built but if we make it out of Lego it wont take long and should be quite cheap.

VisualAd
Have a pay rise for being so loyal and i see many head chopping jobs coming up when we take the admins down. Oh and have a neddy too you may have to travel for your job. Its name is Gobbit and you need to feed it 3 times a day due to the weight of the axe

All Happy in my little Kingdom then???

**Electroman** · May 7th, 2004, 09:05 AM

wooohoo

, do I get land too, I want to build a castle, and I need grassing fields too, for my fellow sheep.

**BodwadUK** · May 7th, 2004, 09:32 AM

Ok Stickle Bricks or Lego???

Suppose you all need stables too

**BodwadUK** · May 7th, 2004, 09:35 AM

As lords you all need to decide what you want your castles to look like. We also need to make a bill for the parts so an estimate would be appreciated

http://www.lego.com/eng/

Or

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...570043-2311026

I will then contact the Treasury (Jupitermedia) for the money

**wossname** · May 7th, 2004, 12:36 PM

Stickle Bricks, ye gods!

I dread to think what you are going to make my concubines out of. Phlegm and meccano I expect.

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2004, 12:42 PM

I want ownership of all the moats in all the castles in the kingdom. There will also be female water wrestling in my moats every Sunday, followed by private counsellings.

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2004, 12:45 PM

Add this to your sig:

Code:

KING BODWAD XXI
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**wossname** · May 7th, 2004, 12:50 PM

Presenting a recent post-battle victory photograph.

The Prince de' Duplo wil think twice about attacking our King!

**demotivater** · May 7th, 2004, 12:52 PM

Such a big lance for a little guy

**wossname** · May 7th, 2004, 12:56 PM

It goes without saying that Our Noble King had taken the Prince's shield as a war trophy and its not just my rather limited Lego set that is the problem with that picture.

**GingerNut** · May 7th, 2004, 02:36 PM

Will the castle have a dungeon? I want to torture people.

**visualAd** · May 8th, 2004, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by GingerNut
I want to torture people.

Make sure you leave their heads on though. They are mine

**Pc_Madness** · May 8th, 2004, 03:28 AM

Can I be the insane guy in the dungeon?

Or perhaps someone could think of a better job.

**mendhak** · May 8th, 2004, 05:32 AM

You could be the small-claims-court-jester.

**wossname** · May 8th, 2004, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by mendhak
You could be the small-claims-court-jester.

We could fill the moat with the blood of King Bodwad's enemies.

**manavo11** · May 8th, 2004, 02:03 PM

I'll mow the lawn in the King's doghouse...errr...I mean castle

**visualAd** · May 8th, 2004, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by manavo11
I'll mow the lawn in the King's doghouse...errr...I mean castle

Do you have any previous mowing experience???

Please submit your CV

**manavo11** · May 8th, 2004, 02:37 PM

I think I'll take charge of his Majesty's Secret Service

**Shaggy Hiker** · May 8th, 2004, 03:38 PM

I'll be the jester tester.

There once was a jester named Lester,
Whoes mind, once arrestor, did fester,
She wasn't too cool,
This crazy old fool,
The madness which dressed her, distressed her.

**visualAd** · May 8th, 2004, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
I'll be the jester tester.

There once was a jester named Lester,
Whoes mind, once arrestor, did fester,
She wasn't too cool,
This crazy old fool,
The madness which dressed her, distressed her.

We already have a jester. You can be the chief bailiff. You must collect a weekly subsidy of $5 from every member of VB Forums who does not display King Bodwad's flag.

Those who fail to pay should be arrested and sent to GingerNut's touture chamber and then sent to me for execution.

**Bonker Gudd** · May 8th, 2004, 07:35 PM

Potank= 11

Jews

**Pc_Madness** · May 8th, 2004, 08:29 PM

**mendhak** · May 9th, 2004, 06:52 AM

Originally posted by wossname

We could fill the moat with the blood of King Bodwad's enemies.

Looks like someone here isn't interested in nude-female-water wrestling every Sunday.

**Electroman** · May 9th, 2004, 07:16 AM

Posted by mendhak
Looks like someone here isn't interested in nude-female-water wrestling every Sunday.

But nude female water wrestling isn't going to scare our enemies away

. We will need to have two moats the outer one with blood and stuff. The inner one for entertainment, nude female wrestleing, barburcues (SP?) and jet skiing

. The blood and stuff will stop the lasses escaping as well

.

**Shaggy Hiker** · May 9th, 2004, 12:19 PM

You won't have to scare your enemies away, if the females are:

1) Not frogs.
2) Not ugly.

In that case, you could just charge your enemies, they'd be too busy playing with their staffs to attack.

**wossname** · May 9th, 2004, 01:00 PM

Python:

Lancelot: "I bet your gay."
Brave Brave Sir Robin: "No I'm not!"

Moat wrestling will attract entirely the wrong sort of enemy. We do have standards you know old boy.

**mendhak** · May 9th, 2004, 03:43 PM

True enough. We'll have to hold these in an enclosed area. Invitation only. It'll just be us with the nice signatures.

**Tec-Nico** · May 9th, 2004, 06:07 PM

lol

Excuse me, your majesty, do you have space for another knight?

I could be the Warchief, if you allow me to be.
I have extense experience with LeJos, QC Mindstorms

Someone must do the dirty job, you know!

**mendhak** · May 10th, 2004, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by Tec-Nico

That's a nice one you have there, but what if our enemies are the stooges, and they poke it in the eye?

**BodwadUK** · May 10th, 2004, 02:11 AM

Its seems this monarchy is going well.

Yes we do have a torture chamber. It has racks, blades, dild** etc so you will be right at home GN.

Tec Nico the more the merrior we may need to spread our attacks onto the moderators soon when we are big enough to challenge there superiority.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Oh and Mendhak please proceed with the women wrestling in water. I will choose one each time as the winner and the loser will get the most embarasing thing yet. NOT to sleep with me, based on that i think you know what the winner gets and my word it is a big prize

I never thought of a secret service. But hey sounds like fun. Set one up and tell me secrets about Moderators so that we can blackmail them

**NoteMe** · May 10th, 2004, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by Electroman
I will join, but do I get to be a Knight? .

We can't have kings and queens fom England...that gets too complicated. We all know what kind of clowns kings and queens from England is....

**NoteMe** · May 10th, 2004, 06:35 AM

I might consider to join this new world order, but only if I can be the comander of the Army (4 stars genral) or a (not sure what it is called....in Norwegian it's HOFFNARR....but here is a picture...

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...UTF-8%26sa%3DN

And it is not a trunbadur.....it's a person that is in charge of entertaining the king or something ...

**NoteMe** · May 10th, 2004, 06:37 AM

BTW I don't hope the word I am looking for is JOCER...that doesn't sounds as fun in English as it does in Norwegian...

**wossname** · May 10th, 2004, 06:39 AM

I'll take the loser of each female wrestling match, if that doesn't motivate them nothing will.

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