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Aug 30th, 2000, 06:18 PM
#1
Thread Starter
Monday Morning Lunatic
Code:
Laetitia has a large one
And so has Cousin Luce;
Eliza has a little one,
But big enough for use.
Each child has a little one
Enclosed within a clout;
In fact all females have one -
No girls are born without.
Hermaphrodites have none;
Mermaids are minus too;
Nell Gwyn possessed a double share,
If all we read be true.
Lasciviousness there has its source;
Harlots its use apply
Without it lust has never been
And even love would die.
'Tis known to all in nuptial bliss
In carnal pleasure found.
Without it love becomes extinct -
The word is but a sound.
Now tell me what my object is,
But pause before you guess it;
If you be mother, mate or man,
I swear you don't possess it.
I shall be timing answers...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Aug 30th, 2000, 08:38 PM
#2
Whoa............................
A girly rude bit....hymen or virginity.
How did l do
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Aug 31st, 2000, 07:53 AM
#3
Thread Starter
Monday Morning Lunatic
I thought someone would say that .
Wrong...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Aug 31st, 2000, 08:24 AM
#4
Fanatic Member
Belly button.
parksie: What the **ck?
Me: Belly Button
parksie: Eh?
Me: Belly Button
parksie: No
Me: Umbilical cord?
parksie: No
Me: Placenta?
parksie: No
Me: Amniotic fluid?
parksie: What?
Me: Virginity?
parksie: That's what he said.
Me: But maybe when I say it it's right.
parksie: Somebody else?
Me: Sexuality?
parksie: No
Me: Feet?
parksie: What the hell?
Me: Mermaids don't have them.
parksie: Yeah, but mother's do.
Me: Oh. I give up.
[Edited by V(ery) Basic on 08-31-2000 at 09:29 AM]
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Sep 3rd, 2000, 09:17 PM
#5
Ok how about..................
.......being single and unattached....hmmm actually that doesn't make sense.....must be a sex drive!!!!!!!!
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Sep 3rd, 2000, 09:56 PM
#6
Hyperactive Member
A Dowry
[Edited by Gen-X on 09-03-2000 at 11:06 PM]
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Sep 4th, 2000, 06:25 PM
#7
Thread Starter
Monday Morning Lunatic
Nah. It's the letter "L".
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 4th, 2000, 06:25 PM
#8
damn, I was gonna say that!
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Sep 4th, 2000, 06:26 PM
#9
Thread Starter
Monday Morning Lunatic
Just cos I told you before
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Sep 5th, 2000, 01:41 AM
#10
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