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    Laetitia has a large one
    And so has Cousin Luce;
    Eliza has a little one,
    But big enough for use.
    
    Each child has a little one
    Enclosed within a clout;
    In fact all females have one -
    No girls are born without.
    
    Hermaphrodites have none;
    Mermaids are minus too;
    Nell Gwyn possessed a double share,
    If all we read be true.
    
    Lasciviousness there has its source;
    Harlots its use apply
    Without it lust has never been
    And even love would die.
    
    'Tis known to all in nuptial bliss
    In carnal pleasure found.
    Without it love becomes extinct -
    The word is but a sound.
    
    Now tell me what my object is,
    But pause before you guess it;
    If you be mother, mate or man,
    I swear you don't possess it.
    I shall be timing answers...
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Thumbs up Whoa............................

    A girly rude bit....hymen or virginity.


    How did l do

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    I thought someone would say that .

    Wrong...
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Belly button.

    parksie: What the **ck?

    Me: Belly Button

    parksie: Eh?

    Me: Belly Button

    parksie: No

    Me: Umbilical cord?

    parksie: No

    Me: Placenta?

    parksie: No

    Me: Amniotic fluid?

    parksie: What?

    Me: Virginity?

    parksie: That's what he said.

    Me: But maybe when I say it it's right.

    parksie: Somebody else?

    Me: Sexuality?

    parksie: No

    Me: Feet?

    parksie: What the hell?

    Me: Mermaids don't have them.

    parksie: Yeah, but mother's do.

    Me: Oh. I give up.






    [Edited by V(ery) Basic on 08-31-2000 at 09:29 AM]
    Courgettes.

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    Ok how about..................

    .......being single and unattached....hmmm actually that doesn't make sense.....must be a sex drive!!!!!!!!

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    A Dowry

    [Edited by Gen-X on 09-03-2000 at 11:06 PM]

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    Nah. It's the letter "L".
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    damn, I was gonna say that!

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    Just cos I told you before
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Thumbs up p;arksie you are a very sorry little man

    Actually me and Paul are for trying to get this sorted at the pub. Too many schooners didn't help

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