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    Free!

    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
    Romans 10:9




    If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
    Revelations 20:12

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    Re: Free!

    Originally posted by JesusFreak


    If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
    Revelations 20:12
    So that implies a belief in fatalism. Which means your actions on Earth do not determine your afterlife abode, does it. What is the point then?

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    No it's sorta like Santa clauses naughty or nice list, or the guest list at a lot of privy downtown clubs. You have to kiss the creators arse to get on it.

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    "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven"
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    If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire
    What if you share your name with a good person - do you miss out on all that? Personally I can see a beaurocratic nightmare developing here unless this is sorted out before judgement day...

    I'm Brian,...and so is my wife

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    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
    His name is my name, too!
    When ever we go out, the people always shout
    There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

    (sing quietly)
    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
    His name is my name, too!
    When ever we go out, the people always shout
    (sing loudly)
    There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

    (whisper)
    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
    His name is my name, too!
    When ever we go out, the people always shout
    (sing loudly)
    There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!!
    I'm off to GalahTech, hope to see you there.

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    The airport is now clear for landing gentlemen.

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    Originally posted by Slaine
    "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven"
    - John Milton, Paradise Lost
    How do you know that?
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    Originally posted by MerrionComputin
    What if you share your name with a good person - do you miss out on all that?
    I'm Brian,...and so is my wife
    It's not your name, it's you.
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    you know, the way you pick passages like that makes it seem like you're... no, god's threatening me. that's negative reinforcement, it's been proven less effective. if you're going to come here and try to brainwash us, at least get some flashy mind-warping pictures, catch phrases, or subliminal messages that will work well. try repetition.
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
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    Originally posted by snakeeyes1000
    you know, the way you pick passages like that makes it seem like you're... no, God's threatening me. that's negative reinforcement, it's been proven less effective. if you're going to come here and try to brainwash us, at least get some flashy mind-warping pictures, catch phrases, or subliminal messages that will work well. try repetition.
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU-JESUSFREAK WE HATE YOU
    I don't use subliminal messages.
    God's not threatening you, he is warning you.
    I don't try to brainwash people, I try to show them the truth.
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    Originally posted by JesusFreak
    I don't use subliminal messages.
    God's not threatening you, he is warning you.
    I don't try to brainwash people, I try to show them the truth.
    Which god? My god has issued a warning as well. That we must get together and pay homage to all frogs in the world, and that we should smoke as part of a new regimen of only vegetarian meals and orange juice instead of water.

    Will you heed god's call, Jesusfreak?

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    JesusFreak...don't get blinded by the light...Come to me my child...Muhahahahaha!
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    Originally posted by JesusFreak
    I don't use subliminal messages.
    God's not threatening you, he is warning you.
    I don't try to brainwash people, I try to show them the truth.
    but foo it's not the truth because you still have not provided a shred of proof that what you BELIEVE is the truth.. so restate yourself and say what you are doing

    "I don't try to brainwash people, I try to show them what i believe."

    and no one cares what you believe so stop with the posting.. it took us forever to get j4 to stop.. leave our chit chat board alone.. we were doing fine arguing over war with iraq before you showed up
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    You didn't have to reply if you didn't want to.
    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hlight=Jesus4U

    You try to scar someone away and then you start looking for them
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    Originally posted by Memnoch1207
    JesusFreak...don't get blinded by the light...Come to me my child...Muhahahahaha!
    Don't rely on the darkness for your guidents.
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    Originally posted by JesusFreak
    You didn't have to reply if you didn't want to.
    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hlight=Jesus4U

    You try to scar someone away and then you start looking for them
    yeah because he stopped preaching his BULL$HIT and started acting normal
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    Originally posted by kleinma
    yeah because he stopped preaching his BULL$HIT and started acting normal
    that and he actually was a programmer
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    Originally posted by kleinma
    that and he actually was a programmer
    I'm a programmer too!
    I know Visual Basic.NET(learning it right now) and I know QBASIC
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    Originally posted by Slaine
    "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven"
    - John Milton, Paradise Lost
    "Life's unpredictable. Eat desert first" -- Calvin

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    Originally posted by JesusFreak
    I'm a programmer too!
    I know Visual Basic.NET(learning it right now) and I know QBASIC
    OMFG! Look out! He knows how to use QBASIC!!!! Run for the hills.......

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    Originally posted by Emse Esde
    OMFG! Look out! He knows how to use QBASIC!!!! Run for the hills.......
    So what's so scary about QBASIC??
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    Originally posted by JesusFreak
    So what's so scary about QBASIC??
    nothing.. put it on your resume... you will lots of job offers.. it is a highly used language in todays programming world
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    {checking my bag o' tricks}
    Hmm... let's see.....
    BASIC
    Pascal
    Ada
    ASM
    C
    VB
    COBOL
    XML
    HTML
    Javascript
    VBScript
    ASP (even though this is really VBScript w/ a few things added)

    I think that about covers it.....

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    Originally posted by kleinma
    nothing.. put it on your resume... you will lots of job offers.. it is a highly used language in todays programming world
    What if I don't have a resume?
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    Originally posted by JesusFreak
    What if I don't have a resume?
    can't get a job without one.. better get crackin
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    Originally posted by kleinma
    can't get a job without one.. better get crackin
    Well I don't need a job yet....
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

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    What if I don't have a resume?
    Then you will get a compiler error "Expected resume"
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    Code:
    If(hasResume = True) then
         Get a Job = True
    Else
         Sit on moms couch and eat chips all day = True
    End If
    
    If(Get a Job = True) then
         Have a life = True
    ElseIf(Sit on moms couch and eat chips all day = True) then
         Remain Unemployed = True
         Get kicked out = True
         Become Homeless = True
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    No, Don't leave, Jesusfreak. It'll be fun to have you around.

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    Originally posted by Memnoch1207
    Code:
    If(hasResume = True) then
         Get a Job = True
    Else
         Sit on moms couch and eat chips all day = True
    End If
    
    If(Get a Job = True) then
         Have a life = True
    ElseIf(Sit on moms couch and eat chips all day = True) then
         Remain Unemployed = True
         Get kicked out = True
         Become Homeless = True
    End If
    that syntax needs work man.. those variables need underscores in their spaces
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    No wonder I kept getting errors!
    Thanks Kleinma
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    Re: Free!

    Originally posted by JesusFreak
    That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
    Romans 10:9
    Ah! But didn't Paul say in his letter to the Corinthians:
    Live a good life and stay off the grass and you shall enter the gates of heaven. But whosoever strays off the pathway and onto the grass will verily be chased by the eternal park keeper and ravished till dawn

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