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    I didn't start this thread. . . . I just contributed plenty
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

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    Originally posted by macai
    Your the only one whose offended. You can't expect the world to
    cease the production of things that offend you. If YOU get
    offended, go away. Simple as that.
    then you do the same with my threads...kapiche?

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    Difference. You and you alone are offended by this.

    *Everyone* dislikes your religious threads.
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    Originally posted by jesus4u
    then you do the same with my threads...kapiche?
    No, just don't start them

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    I dont get it J4U, are u againt sexual pleasure? You mean to say you never f u c ked a girl? Are you so obsessed with some crappy book written centuries ago that you forgot about the good things in life in your quest to promote christianity?

    I guess its time to send u some of those videos of mine . In the meantime, check out bangbus.com.. mmmm
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    Girlfriend - swallow, swallow - girlfriend.
    No problem there, you can get your girlfriend to swallow if and only if the damn bird keeps still long enough
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    Hmm

    I dont want to start a religious thread here... But IF god created us, he most have known we would like the feeling of having sex, and therefor, why should he forbid us to do it ? That makes absolutely no sense !

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    let's all go home now and have a blast of a day!!
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    Originally posted by Alien_poo
    let's all go home now and have a blast of a day!!
    lol
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

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    Originally posted by jesus4u
    then you do the same with my threads...kapiche?
    You mean, dont go into the RELIGIOUS DEBATE FORUMS and
    debate against your religion?
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    See the thing is, i asked my gf to swallow and she was SO offended that she said: "If you swallow your own jizz, i'll consider doing it next time"... so i said YO BIATCH! WHO'S RUNNIN THE SHOW HERE?... we havent spoken since then and its now been 4 days. She called me today to tell me she was sorry and i apologized to... i guess she wont be swallowing anytime soon. Anyways the lesson here is: Take matters into your own "hands" if you want the "job" done right (no pun intended)...... damn biatch. SEE THAT'S WHAT RELIGION DOES TO PEOPLE!!!
    "A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury - possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by aliens."
    "First we read that we are the creation of God, then scientists say we are descended from apes. Now they say we're some sort of alien poo. How much further can we sink?"
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    Originally posted by Alien_poo
    See the thing is, i asked my gf to swallow and she was SO offended that she said: "If you swallow your own jizz, i'll consider doing it next time"... so i said YO BIATCH! WHO'S RUNNIN THE SHOW HERE?... we havent spoken since then and its now been 4 days. She called me today to tell me she was sorry and i apologized to... i guess she wont be swallowing anytime soon. Anyways the lesson here is: Take matters into your own "hands" if you want the "job" done right (no pun intended)...... damn biatch. SEE THAT'S WHAT RELIGION DOES TO PEOPLE!!!
    Talk like this to your gf too often, and you won't have a gf to swallow next time. If you really, really want her to swallow, then ask nicely, and don't ask when you're in her mouth. Explain to her that it makes you feel better, or whatever reason you've got, and if she loves you, or even just likes you a lot, she will probably do it.
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

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    Damn.

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    yeah, my gf used to swallow all the time, but she stopped doing it after a while, she said she didn't like it, but she did it to show that she loved me. Not that i cared really, as long as she let me come in her mouth, what she did with it after was her affair.
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

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    Originally posted by Blinky Bill
    yeah, my gf used to swallow all the time, but she stopped doing it after a while, she said she didn't like it, but she did it to show that she loved me. Not that i cared really, as long as she let me come in her mouth, what she did with it after was her affair.
    LOL

    I don't think my girlfriend likes it, but she's not complaining so...
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    Mine didn't even consider not swallowing. Although it was in her parents' front room
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    I've never had a gf to swallow for me! Is this because im only
    15 or because im a dork?
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    Originally posted by Alien_poo
    "If you swallow your own jizz, i'll consider doing it next time"
    Maybe you should try that ?

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    A girl would do anything to u if she loves u alot but u love someone else. that was the case when I slept with this girl 6 months ago. a nite to remember.... do i get to narrate the story?
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    no. please no.

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    How to get your GF to Swallow?
    Along the A46 towards Grimsby then turn right about 1/2 mile after Caistor...see here
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    Originally posted by MerrionComputin
    Along the A46 towards Grimsby then turn right about 1/2 mile after Caistor...see here


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    Ok how about this, I think I got it.
    Just start giving her some extra baby batter everyday so she gets used to the taste so she wont hate it as much. How would you do that you ask? Starting doing in her food.
    Just a little in her eggs and ceral in the morning. Some more in her sandwich for lunch. Then some in her noodles for dinner. Then finally in her ice cream for desert. By bed time she will be liking the taste

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    I wonder why they havent closed this thread yet
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    Maybe they have just given up on it
    Anyway I figured if they are going to do it, might as well have some fun with it.
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    Originally posted by MrPolite
    I wonder why they havent closed this thread yet
    Because no one has said "Jesus loves you" yet.


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    Originally posted by The Hobo
    Because no one has said "Jesus loves you" yet.


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    Jesus loves you Hobo! that avtar is just so lovely, to him at least...
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    swaller what?>

    bplease to answer my questioahn

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    Originally posted by vbIdiot
    swaller what?>

    bplease to answer my questioahn

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    Originally posted by Nightwalker83
    Yes Alien **** should be ashamed of himself
    bah, thou knows no fun

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    Originally posted by duc
    bah, thou knows no fun
    Treat women like tools is a bad thing
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    Originally posted by Nightwalker83
    Treat women like tools is a bad thing
    Yes. You have to treat them with respect and stuff.
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    Originally posted by The Hobo
    Yes. You have to treat them with respect and stuff.
    Exactly
    when you quote a post could you please do it via the "Reply With Quote" button or if it multiple post click the "''+" button then "Reply With Quote" button.
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    what they said.
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

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