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  1. Oct 21st, 2002, 09:02 AM #1
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    Virtual Pub now open

    Welcome to Geordie Joe's Drinking Emporium.

    Orders please??

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    Malt Liqour!

    Nobody does it like the bull!
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    That'd be a triple vodka, passion fruit & sprite, with a side order of stroh-rum please
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  5. Oct 21st, 2002, 09:17 AM #5
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    Sorry - No John Smiths.

    I'll have to change the barrel and I cant be arsed.

    Heres your triple vodka, passion fruit & sprite.

    £2.95 please.


    Malt liqor is on the house.

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  6. Oct 21st, 2002, 09:19 AM #6
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    Bull! No ways am I paying +-R480 for a triple! It's R25 here
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  7. Oct 21st, 2002, 09:20 AM #7
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    no john smiths aye, well hows about a double shockwave?
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  10. Oct 21st, 2002, 09:53 AM #10
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  11. Oct 21st, 2002, 10:09 AM #11
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    A pitcher of Newcastle, a Shot of Sambuca, and a thing of wings, medium, with Blue cheese and Barbecue on the side. Skip the celery.

    Think I could get an ashtray?

    Nice place! You got any specials?
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  12. Oct 21st, 2002, 10:09 AM #12
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    Heres your double shockwave Gingernut.

    Ginger people are allowed to drink here for free. Feel free to hit whoever you like.

    Heres your Newkie Broon bonker - have it on the house.

    Oh....by the way, Jesus4U is barred. If any of you see him in here then boot him up the arse.

    NO RELIGION IN MY PUB.

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  13. Oct 21st, 2002, 10:11 AM #13
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    A pitcher of Newcastle, a Shot of Sambuca, and a thing of wings, medium, with Blue cheese and Barbecue on the side.
    Skip the celery.

    Coming up NotLKH.

    Got no blue cheese but I have some doorstep cheese if you like?

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  14. Oct 21st, 2002, 10:15 AM #14
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    Never had doorstep cheese, and I'm afraid to ask what it is!


    So, skip the cheese, keep the barbie, and make 'em hot!

    Now, about the ashtray...?
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  15. Oct 21st, 2002, 10:19 AM #15
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    Heres the ashtray. You can have my skins and rafia mat if you like.

    Put your feet up, skin up, then drink up.

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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    Ginger people are allowed to drink here for free. Feel free to hit whoever you like.
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  17. Oct 21st, 2002, 10:26 AM #17
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    hmm...I fancy a baileys with ice.
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  18. Oct 21st, 2002, 10:37 AM #18
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    I'll have a wife-beater cheers mate.

    Oh, and if you could pass the papers and mat I'd be very happy.

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    Have the bottle Gingernut.

    Heres your wife beater.

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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    Have the bottle Gingernut.

    Thanks. I think I'll have it without the ice though. It's a bit nippy.
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    LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR.

    Closing at 6:00 pm tonight due to hangover.

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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    Malt liqor is on the house.
    I was gonna say Makers & Coke but free is always better
    How about a round of Irish Car Bombs for everyone!
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    sorry your closed.................just wazed in your doorway!
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    I have told you all to stop hanging around outside.

    The Pub is shut but will reopen at 2:30 GMT.

    Jesus4U is still barred.............I cant abide tea totallers.

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    hi,

    anything on the house

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    Wow. The beer wagons here.

    Anyone who helps me carry the crates into the cellar gets 7 free pints of anything they like (drinkable stuff).

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    A cup of tea, please, 2 lumbs and a little milk. Thank you.
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    Sorry but we dont do lumbs, tea or milk!

    Get out of my Pub you strange person.

    Your barred!

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    WHo wizzed in my doorway lastnight????
    GGGRRRRRRRR


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    *sniffs*
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    well, gimme a good beer then, like Grolsch or Bittburg. :P
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    One bottle of Grolsch coming up.

    Hold on.

    Did I not bar you earlier.

    I must be confused.
    Help yourself to the peanuts.

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    Dum De Dum Dum........


    Jesus Christ......... .......................How many times have I told you.

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    I never went out, so I'm just trying again, or is drinking Grolsch strange too?
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