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Apr 23rd, 2002, 02:53 AM
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Weapons starting with "D"
Folks - I need some weapons (or similar) that start with "D" for a minor office piss-take. Anyone think of any other than dynamite, dagger and dirk?
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 02:57 AM
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Hyperactive Member
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 02:57 AM
#3
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Oh and Denise, she was evil.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 02:59 AM
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My wifes dumplings can be quite frightening.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 02:59 AM
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Discus? Diamond-cutter? Drill-bit?
Ok, I'm struggling...
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:02 AM
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Thread Starter
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Glad I'm not the only one who found this surprisingly tricky. Drill-bit was only narrowly eliminated, but derringer it is.
Thanks, lads.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:03 AM
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doomsday bomb
demolition
Dean Martin's flammable breath
Desert Viper
Dai Katana (is it a sword?)
double barrel shotgun
draino
dustbuster (if you throw it at someone)
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:05 AM
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Slightly OT but this is quite amusing in a purely ironic way....
www.angelfire.com/biz/troopsupport/specials.html
Of course I discovered said site whilst tracing 'Weapons Beginning With D'.
Matt G
VS6 Ent SP5 @ Work
VS6 Ent SP5 & VB.Net @ Home
mattg@gravyboy.fsnet.co.uk
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:11 AM
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I'll bet a medium battle tank depreciates about 50% as soon as you drive it off the lot.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:14 AM
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Dwarf Battle Bread? (See Terry Pratchet, lol )
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:15 AM
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:41 AM
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When it comes to weapons, I like them to be effective and at the same time produce a lot of blood, which is why I named the guillotine I have at home "Decapitator". Sometimes it is fascinating to see the bodies running around spurting blood out of the main arteries. I speak with dead people, but usually only for about 5-10 seconds. . Did I mention I had a part time job working for a Chinese restaurant?
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 04:06 AM
#13
Dieting Duncan, don't forget that....
Death by chocolate....
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 04:19 AM
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Diplodocus (I'm quite sure your won't survive if you 'meet' one of those)
Destinys Child (Kills you by demolishing soundwaves)
Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)
Dragonball Z (Tell Vegeta he's a wimp)
No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:00 AM
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Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:20 AM
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Dirty thieving gypo bastards
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 06:24 AM
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Decaf coffee
Dirty Dozen
Doberman
Dentist (and the tools)
Darth Vader
Dracula
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:00 AM
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There are quite a few people here that I wouldn't want on my side in a fight...
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:03 AM
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Decapitator
Rooooooooooooooar!
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:05 AM
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[shameless Quote from Lock Stock]
And then proceded to club him to death with a 15" back rubber dildo
[/shameless Quote from Lock Stock]
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 08:36 AM
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Originally posted by arsmakman
Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)
That was pretty funny.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 10:50 AM
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Originally posted by JPicasso
That was pretty funny.
Ehm? "That was pretty funny." !?! What's wrong with "LOL"?
No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 12:24 PM
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Disintagrator like Marvin the martian
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 12:32 PM
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 12:36 PM
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 12:52 PM
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Deranged Madman
DoodleBomb
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 12:54 PM
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 01:06 PM
#28
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Originally posted by BG
Deathstar
Ooooh. Good one!
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 04:26 PM
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 08:42 PM
#30
Originally posted by barrk
DragonFly
Got that one right
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by barrk
DragonFly
hee hee hee
Drugs!
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 10:13 PM
#32
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 10:14 PM
#33
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Originally posted by crptcblade
Dorsal fin
Very dangerous to your manhood when a shark swims between your legs. That dorsal fin can change your life.
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 10:38 PM
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 10:44 PM
#35
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Do do... do do.... oh stuff it...
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 11:20 PM
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 11:22 PM
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Dumbarses...
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rjlohan@alumni.uts.edu.au
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 11:24 PM
#38
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Umm.... are we playing word association again? or can you use a dumbass with a drum as a weapon?
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 11:26 PM
#39
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Originally posted by cafeenman
can you use a dumbass with a drum as a weapon?
I don't know - asl Nightwalker...
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rjlohan@alumni.uts.edu.au
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Apr 23rd, 2002, 11:44 PM
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