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    Question Weapons starting with "D"

    Folks - I need some weapons (or similar) that start with "D" for a minor office piss-take. Anyone think of any other than dynamite, dagger and dirk?
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    Deringer?

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    Oh and Denise, she was evil.

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    My wifes dumplings can be quite frightening.

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    Discus? Diamond-cutter? Drill-bit?
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    Glad I'm not the only one who found this surprisingly tricky. Drill-bit was only narrowly eliminated, but derringer it is.

    Thanks, lads.
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    doomsday bomb
    demolition
    Dean Martin's flammable breath
    Desert Viper
    Dai Katana (is it a sword?)
    double barrel shotgun
    draino
    dustbuster (if you throw it at someone)

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    Slightly OT but this is quite amusing in a purely ironic way....

    www.angelfire.com/biz/troopsupport/specials.html

    Of course I discovered said site whilst tracing 'Weapons Beginning With D'.
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    I'll bet a medium battle tank depreciates about 50% as soon as you drive it off the lot.

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    Dwarf Battle Bread? (See Terry Pratchet, lol )



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    Destroyer (ship)

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    When it comes to weapons, I like them to be effective and at the same time produce a lot of blood, which is why I named the guillotine I have at home "Decapitator". Sometimes it is fascinating to see the bodies running around spurting blood out of the main arteries. I speak with dead people, but usually only for about 5-10 seconds. . Did I mention I had a part time job working for a Chinese restaurant?

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    Dieting Duncan, don't forget that....


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    Diplodocus (I'm quite sure your won't survive if you 'meet' one of those)

    Destinys Child (Kills you by demolishing soundwaves)

    Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)

    Dragonball Z (Tell Vegeta he's a wimp)
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    Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)
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    Dirty thieving gypo bastards

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    Decaf coffee
    Dirty Dozen
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    Dentist (and the tools)
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    There are quite a few people here that I wouldn't want on my side in a fight...
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    Decapitator

    Rooooooooooooooar!

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    [shameless Quote from Lock Stock]
    And then proceded to club him to death with a 15" back rubber dildo
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    Originally posted by arsmakman

    Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)

    That was pretty funny.
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    Originally posted by JPicasso



    That was pretty funny.
    Ehm? "That was pretty funny." !?! What's wrong with "LOL"?
    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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    Disintagrator like Marvin the martian
    COBOL sa suce !!!

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    Dagger

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    Originally posted by BG
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    Ooooh. Good one!
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    Drunk Driver

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    Originally posted by barrk
    DragonFly
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    Originally posted by barrk
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    hee hee hee




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    Originally posted by crptcblade
    Dorsal fin
    Very dangerous to your manhood when a shark swims between your legs. That dorsal fin can change your life.

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    *cue Jaws theme*

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    Dumbarses...
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    Umm.... are we playing word association again? or can you use a dumbass with a drum as a weapon?

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    Originally posted by cafeenman
    can you use a dumbass with a drum as a weapon?
    I don't know - asl Nightwalker...
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    when you quote a post could you please do it via the "Reply With Quote" button or if it multiple post click the "''+" button then "Reply With Quote" button.
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