Breasts

**barrk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 09:39 AM

Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Mammogram Breasts (_)(_)

Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman,
"Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.

Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third
breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.

OK Girls--now that you have had your laugh, have those boobs checked
out and stay healthy.

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 09:42 AM

Aaaahhh, the best thread in the world...

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 09:43 AM

/checks colleague's breasts....

**ShIzO** · Mar 11th, 2002, 09:50 AM

i dont know why but i just love'em...

**barrk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 09:51 AM

You love Gaffer's colleague's breasts?!?!?!?

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:04 AM

well, I'm not complaining! He's a little fat, but his boobs are molto bene

**ShIzO** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:06 AM

hmmmm, it all depends how they look

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:08 AM

like two puppies fighting in a sack...

he's a stout lad... possible bra material...

**Gary.Lowe** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:09 AM

if I had breasts, I would never leave the house

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:10 AM

If you had breasts I 'd never leave you house....

Fun Bags Lowe??

**barrk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:11 AM

You have something much better than breasts........IMHO.

**gravyboy** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
if I had breasts, I would never leave the house

He said the same about knobs . . . .

**Ianpbaker** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:12 AM

stubble ?

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:14 AM

The ability to throw, catch, and run properly?

/slips out the back door

**barrk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:14 AM

try again, Ian!

**barrk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
/slips in the back door

I never would have believed it of you!

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:16 AM

LOL!!! Serves me right

Always open to new ideas

**Gary.Lowe** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:18 AM

Ha Haa

That reminds me of a joke.

2 Ants are sat having a conversation on a womens belly button.

Ant1:
How about we go exploring?

Ant2:
Ok, I'll go North and you go South. We will meet back here in 3 days.

Ant1:
OK

.....3 days later

Ant1:
How was it then?

Ant2:
Fantastic, I spent a day walking across this great plain and eventually came across 2 huge mountains. I climbed on of the mountains and at the top there was a little stool to sit on. At night I slept in the warm valley.

Ant1:
Wow, It sounds like you had a great time.

Ant2:
Yes it was. How about you?

Ant1:
Well, I walked across another plain untill I came to great big black forest. While trying to make my way through the dense undergrowth I lost my footing and fell down a great big dark hole.
After manageing to climb out I was so exhasuted I had to sleep in this smelly pit.

Ant2:
That sounds awful!

Ant1:
That wasn't the worst every night a giant worm came in and threw up all over me

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:19 AM

/calls the joke police

Nice to see the Chuckle Brothers are still alive in spirit gary

**Gary.Lowe** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
/calls the joke police

Nice to see the Chuckle Brothers are still alive in spirit gary

As long as I am not put in the same cell as Ian 'Bubba' Baker

**Ianpbaker** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Always open to new ideas

Gaff, I would like to introduce you to Gary Lowe. A strapping guy, about the same age as you, has a healthy interest in Boy band. should be right up your passage

*Ian not only beats the minute mile, but ends up breaking the current space dimension and ends up in the middle of space tommorow as the Wrath of Gaffer and Gaz combined destroyed the earth*.

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:25 AM

Gary, you single?

**barrk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:35 AM

I'd much rather have Tom check my breasts than have a mammogram. For you men in the forum....this describes perfectly the "joys" of having a mammogram.

Your First Mammogram

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in your home.

EXERCISE 1:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.

EXERCISE 2:
Visit your garage at 3 AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast.

EXERCISE 3:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again. You are now properly prepared.

*********

Now are you sure you want to have breasts, Gary?!?!?

**Gary.Lowe** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Gary, you single?

*flutters eye lashes*

Ohh you are naughty

**Gary.Lowe** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by barrk
Now are you sure you want to have breasts, Gary?!?!?

Hmmmm

The nolvelty may have worn off

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:41 AM

ooooo, I've come over all funny....

I'd have breasts for the day - actually, I get to see some evry day. Big rich, my colleague, at work, then my wife

**Gary.Lowe** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer

ooooo, I've come over all funny....

Run big Rich run

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:52 AM

He's running, he's running...

....and I'm lookin'

droool.....

**Ianpbaker** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:53 AM

Pamela anderson in her red bikini eat your heart out

**Gaffer** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:54 AM

Mate, euqal opportunities at Sumitomo Bank. Fat pink mice included...

Great boobs though

**Gary.Lowe** · Mar 11th, 2002, 10:56 AM

LOL

Do the mash potatoe! Huh!

**chrismitchell** · Mar 11th, 2002, 11:17 AM

How about dead heats in a Zepplin Race

**chrisjk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 11:41 AM

breasts are great

**barrk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by chrisjk
your breasts are great

Thanks, Chris.......

**chrisjk** · Mar 11th, 2002, 11:52 AM

that's what I really meant to say, I was just too embarrased

Jethro · Mar 11th, 2002, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk

that's what I really meant to say, I was just too embarrased

And don't even mention Pix...you just know Listy will become involved....

**Nightwalker83** · Mar 11th, 2002, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Pamela anderson in her red bikini eat your heart out

I think you would have better taste an that?

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