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    List Array performing slowly

    Hi All,

    I'm loading in some data from an Oracle DB and finding it's reaaaaaally slow. It's about 65,000 customers I'm loading in and it takes about 30 mins to run.

    I've tried a few different...
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    Identify Text file type

    Hi Peeps!

    Anyone have any clues about how to identify if a text file is Unicode, ANSI.. or whatever?

    Thankyou!
  3. Thread: IRA funding

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    Re: IRA funding

    Surely telling people something is a joke before you tell it kinda removes some of the magic...
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    Re: IRA funding

    There's a charity shop in Birmingham "Islamic Relief Agency", their aconym is ISRA *suspicious*
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    Re: Turkish Bombers

    It's a shame that the very black and white view exists of:
    If you're not in complete agreement with George Bush, you must be a terrorist.

    I hope it's not a common view in the US, although I fear...
  6. Error: Object reference not set to an instance of an object

    Hi All,

    Anyone know why is is failing with the error "Object reference not set to an instance of an object"?

    I know it's failing at the line indicated...

    sSql = "Select CUSTOMERCODE,...
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    Re: Why did you leave VBF?

    You're in the boot with me :groucho:
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    Re: Why did you leave VBF?

    Now, what's the point in making a geeky 'chips' joke if no one's gonna get it? :mad:
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    Re: Why did you leave VBF?

    Because it's not as nice as chips :delicious!:
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    Re: Poem (ok, limerick) Thread

    Who had an astonishing hard-on :eek:
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    Select drop down boxes (HTML question)

    Hi peeps!

    How do you get a Select box to pull down towards the left (see attached pics)
  12. Thread: SpiderFlustor

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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    Whatever turns you on :cool:
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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    There are all kinds of fetishes out there :)
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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    Wal: Nope, we both moved to different jobs :(

    Bod: Isn't everything a private secretary thing, when you get down to the detail? :)
  15. Thread: SpiderFlustor

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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    What makes you think I ever left? *conspiricy*

    I was pointed out that dodgy Jerry Springer thread :cool:

    Wal: I haven't seen Stace for ages :(. I should get in contact, she's one groovy chick...
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    A lamb version of a chicken kiev? :ehh:
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    Babies on racks are very now :cool:
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    Re: vbforum culture

    I can't remember where I parked my car :(
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    Re: Boring word games

    I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those medalling kids :mad:
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    What are babies for if not to use as weapons in troubled relationships? :)
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    Re: Boring word games

    I haven't mastered the full belly, I can only get my left kidney to glow :cool:
  22. Thread: SpiderFlustor

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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    Whippersnapper :p
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    Re: Boring word games

    Are they webbed? Are to 2 feet tall? Do you keep going on about 'phoning home'?

    Then call Mobiles4U! The great new way to enjoy mobiles, whatever the weather :thumb:
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    Re: Boring word games

    You have fingers on your feet? :confused:
  25. Thread: SpiderFlustor

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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    I'm the real deal wossname :wave:

    From long time ago :)
  26. Thread: SpiderFlustor

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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    croutons or no croutons, the potatos are coming to get me :(
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    Ahhh, the thong...

    ...the only item of clothing named after the sound it makes :)
  28. Thread: SpiderFlustor

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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    Against a slice of bread with pickle :sick:

    ..but taken with spagetti hoops and boiled potatos they're delicious :thumb:
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    :eek2:

    I didn't see that!

    Well thanks a bunch! That's yet another perfectly good pair of knickers ruined! :mad:
  30. Thread: SpiderFlustor

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    Re: SpiderFlustor

    No, I'm here to feed you misinformation :)

    The Russian's are revolting :cool:
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    ..and my 'Woooooo's normally work so well :cry:
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    Woooooooo!
    *ghostly*

    :bigyello:
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    Re: My Chance For Revenge Is At Hand

    I'm waiting for the final thought :)
  34. Thread: hehe!!

    by Flustor
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    hehe!!

    :D
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    VB - Replacement for IsDate function

    Option Explicit
    '---------------------------
    'Replacement IsDate function
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    'Visual Basic's IsDate function falsely returns values such as 1.7 as true.
    'This...
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    It'd depend on the users screen and I'd have to...

    It'd depend on the users screen and I'd have to send key strokes (which I want to avoid). Also a screen shot would limit the detail :(

    I'd really like to use some other method to do it, but I'm a...
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    The HTML file in bytes is 11K The pixels are:...

    The HTML file in bytes is 11K

    The pixels are:
    Width is about 1000
    Height is about 750
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    Yeah.. I'm creating an HTML document and I want...

    Yeah.. I'm creating an HTML document and I want to export it in a fixed way, some kinda picture format or whatever.

    Ideally i'd like to convert to jpeg format, but I've spent ages trawling the net...
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    Jimjam!! :D Do I have to buy PDFWriter for...

    Jimjam!! :D

    Do I have to buy PDFWriter for that?
    I'd like to use a dll file through VB. Do you know of a dll file that does it?
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    HTML to PDF/Jpeg/Gif

    Hi

    Does anyone know of any DLL to convert HTML to PDF or any graphics format?

    Thanks in advance
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