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    VS 2008 1 KB images

    Hi guys,

    I have a problem and it has been 3 hours and a half and I haven't successfully created a file from the database. It always generate a 1KB file.
    How can I successfully create the image...
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    Re: Gort, Keanu barada nicto.

    Impossible. Keanu is drop dead gay. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Gort, Keanu barada nicto.

    Indeed it will win an award for being a disappointment to me.

    And to think I watched that movie.

    Here's to him. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

    Now I need a replacement. Keanu is beginning to suck...
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    Re: Creating a boot cd...XP ?

    Or a USB converter. Hehehe!!!!
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    Re: What constitutes a contract?

    As everyone have said. Yes, you can. But it will take years before the judge can decide who wins.

    I can see you want to fully secure your agreement. Very well, you can e-mail him for a meeting...
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    Re: Creating a boot cd...XP ?

    If there is no Boot disk then might as well remove the hard disk and attach it to another computer then copy the files manually. Be sure to make it a slave.
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    Re: What constitutes a contract?

    In non-legal terms or "sociable" terms, a contract is just an agreement with trust. So I guess a signature is not vital.

    So in essence, if you don't trust the employer from the beginning or he...
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    Re: [Serious] Why?

    Oh puhlease. That's the worst you can think of? Why don't you write a Tutorial for the survival of VBForums CC Challenge and submit it to our mods huh.
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    Re: [Serious] Why?

    They will never get it. People who misconceptualize Hazing and Initiation are trully stupid.
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    Re: [Serious] Why?

    You answered dumber than mine.

    Like hazing is like the birds and the bees. Shut up. Is it like a social activity? No. It is a form of harassment. Nobody likes to be harassed. Would you like me to...
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    Re: [Serious] Why?

    OMG!!!! What an amateur!!!! Do you think hazing is cool and fun. There are a lot of people died during hazing. I bet you were never hazed before.

    And what do new members get here after they are...
  12. Re: IIS: Cannot start IIS on local Win XP Pro (SP2)

    Good. Have you reinstalled IIS?

    EDIT 1:

    Have you tried going to BIRBAL and run IIS from there?
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    Re: auto primary key?

    Ah. Sorry bout that. Run Enterprise Manager. Go to your database. Go to your table. Right click the table and then choose design table.

    EDIT 1:

    I see you have found it. Never mind.
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    Re: auto primary key?

    Yep. Time to proceed.

    1. First go to design table.
    2. Create a primary key.
    3. Looke below. You will see the properties of the column.
    4. Look for Identity. Set it to Yes.
    5. Look for...
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    Re: auto primary key?

    Set Identity Increment and set identity seed increments the number automatically to numerical primary keys.

    To do that I must ask you if you use Microsoft SQL Server. If it is not then what is...
  16. Re: IIS: Cannot start IIS on local Win XP Pro (SP2)

    Have you installed Apache or any similar Web server programs?
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    Re: auto primary key?

    Why not set your Identity Increment and Identity Seed to 1 so that you can insert only names.
  18. Thread: Heroes

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    Re: Heroes

    If you like X-Men without the hi-tech stuff then you could enjoy this. Just don't expect much action on this one unlike the X-Men.
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    Re: Anyone like System of a Down?

    Hell Yeah. I Like the Toxicity and Mesmerize Albums.

    They sound crazy and insane. It's like they sing with their pencil up in their arse so that they can reach the highest notes.
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    Re: What have you named your Hard Drive?

    I name my computers from the mechs at Gundam Seed Destiny.

    Impulse and Strikefreedom are my servers. Saviour on my laptop. Abyss on my desktop.
  21. Thread: Oblivion

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    Re: Oblivion

    Chuck Norris is the hidden boss locked in the world of Oblivion. Even the nastiest creatures does not go there.

    The geeks at 2KGames even tried removing him from the game but they were roundhoused...
  22. Thread: Oblivion

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    Re: Oblivion

    WOW!!! You made it. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

    Even though this game should be sent to Oblivion itself.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  23. Re: Well, I gave Vista a fair crack of the whip!

    Thanks kleinma. Forgot to mention that you could also download and install Virtual PC for other versions of Windows.
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    Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Use Windows Server 2008. It has Virtual Server features so that you can simulate a testing lab on a single computer. You can install different OS's there for your testing...
  25. Re: Well, I gave Vista a fair crack of the whip!

    So is Microsoft. Just don't buy the darn product if it does not support programs, apps, driver, whatever that is used in your company.

    We had this occasion during the first release of XP.

    We...
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    Poll: Re: [Semi serious] Productivity Incentive

    Wossname and Kregg.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Good one. You got me there.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Poll: Re: [Semi serious] Productivity Incentive

    I am not a huge fan indeed but I like selected Open Source Software.

    Open Source is always fun when people of different cultures work together but it usually sucks when people always recreate,...
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    Re: Need Advice

    I see that the marketing staff is a n00b. I think you should seek their cooperation regarding the flavourful lies in the presentation. Thay are good with those things.

    P.S.

    Tell them also to...
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    Re: Need Advice

    Basically marketing's purpose is to sell.

    So basically the main weapon of marketing is "words that sell".

    So yeah, choice of words.

    What are you trying to do by the way?
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    Re: World of World of Warcraft

    Dem that M$.

    Always thinking ahead of times.

    LOLe LOLe LOLe

    Beat that Linux and MacOS.
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    Re: World of World of Warcraft

    Obviously you have not seen a game that had 2 guys kissing each other. :bigyello:

    It will make you cry, cringe and <insert gory comment here>. BEWARE.

    Did I say Sims 2 has Zoom In features....
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    Poll: Re: [Semi serious] Productivity Incentive

    Productivity Incentive is already included in my basic salary.

    So they could ki$$ my big fat M$ if they think they could bribe more work out of me.

    P.S.

    Sleeping on the work is also included...
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    Re: World of World of Warcraft

    Right on dude!!!! :thumb: :thumb:

    I won't recommend also buying that crap.

    Any game that has no blood and gore does not deserve anything that is made out of sweat and blood. :D
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    Re: World of World of Warcraft

    Dem you made me comment here. LOL

    Sims 2 is not the worst virus. It is the only game the will let you see a guy kissing another guy.

    Beat that M$. Linux and MacOS.
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    Re: need a name

    You want a cool name.

    Name it schaefer's SAPpy Mails.

    Or any name with schaefer. :thumb:

    Hmmm....

    SAPpy Mails might be good on its own.
  36. Re: ho do you guys practice your logic and analysis??

    Hmmmm.....

    Enhance logic and analysis? A question about life it is....

    By questioning your existence you see enlightenment.

    Answering these questions will sure enhance your logic.

    1. Why...
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    Poll: Re: Is 002 a number?

    You are all wrong, they are all of the above and beyond.

    002 is a number with leading zeroes and zeroes still count as a number.

    "002" is a string with padded zeroes and zeroes also counts as a...
  38. Re: smtp server and email address for local intranet

    You need an E-mail Server for that.

    Try Microsoft Exchange.
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    Re: Access is denied

    I hope you have formatted your drive. You cannot access your D: if it is not formatted.

    A stupid suggestion but in case you forgot. :thumb:
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    Re: Access is denied

    What OS are you using?

    Is it a Windows XP or Vista?

    Is Drive D your hard drive or CD-ROM Drive?
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