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    Re: Merry Unixmas....

    I might be, haven't checked my pulse in a while.
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    Re: Merry Unixmas....

    visualAd@linux ~ $ w
    12:12:16 up 1 day, 21:30, 1 user, load average: 1.88, 1.96, 1.85
    USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE JCPU PCPU WHAT
    partridge1 pts/0 ...
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    Re: How was the forum 20 years ago?

    And I have long campaigned for a separated Chit Chat post count.
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    Re: Warning function unlink is a directory

    The variable $image must be blank and the unlink function is trying to delete the directory rather than the image. Does $image come from an input variable from a form / URL query string?

    If this...
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    Happy Birthday wossname

    :wave:
  6. Re: Our workplace rules for smokers. Does your office have similar? Are they extreme?

    Depends what you mean by forever?

    - rest of my life?
    - rest of your life?
    - some of period of time you deem to be 'forever'?
    - until the end of the universe (and it may not end)?
  7. Re: Our workplace rules for smokers. Does your office have similar? Are they extreme?

    upper lip
  8. Re: Our workplace rules for smokers. Does your office have similar? Are they extreme?

    Watch it with a stiff
  9. Re: Our workplace rules for smokers. Does your office have similar? Are they extreme?

    Very interesting podcast on the BBC about the obesity subject.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05r3tcb

    The food industry know that salt and sugar are addictive, which is why they load...
  10. Re: Our workplace rules for smokers. Does your office have similar? Are they extreme?

    I want to know, as a non-smoker. Do I also get three 5 minute breaks a day and the opportunity to scoff my lunch in 15mins?
  11. Thread: Terrible Code

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    Re: Terrible Code

    Try paying 1000 per day for someone to write bad code for you. Only to be told "you don't understand, it's complicated" when you ask for it to be re-factored.
  12. Thread: Kleinma!

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    Re: Kleinma!

    Atheist found religion, I found Atheist.

    We all lived happily ever after
  13. Thread: Mods

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    Re: Mods

    So are hungry lions.
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    Re: The Golden Chair

    Someone stole all my Higgs bosons.
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    Friday 13th: unlucky for me?

    I am planning to do a parachute jump without a parachute on Friday.

    Am I going to be unlucky and die? Maybe I should do it another day, maybe I shouldn't be so superstitious.
  16. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    Hang on, was I meant to laugh?

    Oh look, all my organs are on the floor, I guess that one was side splitting.
  17. Why couldn't the clumsy tight rope walker send an email?

    He kept going offline
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    Re: We Got Windows 8.1

    Windows 4.0 is NT / 95
    Windows 5 is Windows 2000, 5.1 is XP and 5.2 is XP 64bit
    Windows 6 is Vista and 6.1 is Windows 7, 6.2 is 8 and 6.3 is 8.1

    So I guess Windows 10 will either be 6.4 or 7.
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    Re: Help JR Lose Weight For The Wedding!

    Why don't you postpone the wedding?
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    Re: Help JR Lose Weight For The Wedding!

    Instant weight loss tips (all achievable in less than 1 hour):


    Weigh yourself, then get naked and weigh yourself again (2kg)

    Weigh yourself, then do a poo, then weigh yourself again...
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    Re: Help JR Lose Weight For The Wedding!

    Don't you mean contracting?
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    Re: Runtime Error 3001 Invalid Arguement

    Does the query run if you paste it into an access query object? If not, what is the error?

    Also, DoCmd.RunSQL doesn't run SELECT statements as they return recordsets. To test it you need to you...
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    Re: Help JR Lose Weight For The Wedding!

    I eat porridge most mornings; its awesome.

    Avoid anything white; white bread, white pasta, white chocolate, white flour. It has had all the good stuff sucked out of it.
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    Re: Dead of Alive?

    I wrote it in robocops voice
  25. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    That was my point
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    Re: Dead of Alive?

    That's one mummy for which it might be worth the effort of stealing.
  27. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    Its not only the US that has the jet stream, we have it too.
  28. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    I have my colon pickled in a jar on my mantle piece. I am not allowed to sell it on ebay but I am open to a private transaction. :)
  29. Re: subscript out of range run time error 9

    Some of your strings contain more tokens than others. Your logic needs to take this in to account:


    Private Sub List0_AfterUpdate()

    With Me
    If UBound(Split(.combo14.Column(1), ",")) >=...
  30. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    They change every time.

    I haven't added any recently, I look old a grey now instead of young and stupid.
  31. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    Not far off 60,000 posts
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    Re: Help JR Lose Weight For The Wedding!

    So less than 300lbs?

    Have you thought about reducing your mass by countering the Higgs field?
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    Re: Help JR Lose Weight For The Wedding!

    On a more serious note I shed 11kg from riding 18 miles a day return to work and eating a light lunch.
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    Re: Help JR Lose Weight For The Wedding!

    There is only one way to lose weight.

    A cheese grater
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    Dead of Alive?

    Mummified monk in Mongolia 'not dead', say Buddhists

    I am not a medical expert, but he looks alive to me.
  36. Thread: You's Stupid

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    Re: You's Stupid

    9 + 10 = 10 + 9
  37. Re: So Im Getting Married...(Bachelor Party Inside...FREE BEER!)

    You will be glad to know that Zaza's studies in to quantum gravity enabled us all to slip in to an extra-spacial dimension formed entirely of Scottish whiskey.
  38. Re: So Im Getting Married...(Bachelor Party Inside...FREE BEER!)

    Sorry, I have developed a mean streak in my old age.
  39. Re: So Im Getting Married...(Bachelor Party Inside...FREE BEER!)

    It really is me. And I see you signature has grown larger and more useful than most of your posts. :)

    Congratulations on the wedding, or should I say commiserations?
  40. Re: So Im Getting Married...(Bachelor Party Inside...FREE BEER!)

    I am on my second can of cheap European lager, where have you been?
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