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  1. Re: [2005] What is a good way of downloading an image, without WebClient?

    Use a socket instead. Then you can download anything you like. You'll have to construct the GET request yourself though.
  2. Thread: Drunken Names

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    Re: Drunken Names

    It'll get better when George Lucas re-releases it.
  3. Re: How many VB programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?

    "There's always a choice Luke."
  4. Re: How many VB programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?

    Windows users are mentally incapable of attending to any kind of light-fitting malfunction.
  5. Thread: Drunken Names

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    Re: Drunken Names

    Dr Emanssow.
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    Re: SpoonGuard?!?!?

    That poor child needs a brace.
  7. Thread: Christmas

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    Re: Christmas

    Between floggings we are whipped with coathangers.
  8. Thread: I love cats

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    Re: I love cats

    Then felt guilty about it and threw itself off the North Bridge.
  9. Thread: gpilotd

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    gpilotd

    Does anyone know how to get a Palm IIIx device to talk to a linux box via a serial cradle and a USB-->serial adaptor?

    My setup refuses to cooperate.

    Thanks in advance.
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    Re: Can you hear it?

    That sound clip says "kill them all, kill them all, kill them all, ..." in a loop.
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    Re: Anyone usign xdrive?

    Pros:
    *none*

    Cons:
    - It's utterly pointless
    - It's utterly pointless
    - It's utterly pointless
    - It's utterly pointless
    - It's utterly pointless
    - It's utterly pointless
  12. Thread: Insurance Due

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    Re: Insurance Due

    nine
  13. Re: Thread titles that make you hungry Everytime you see them...

    Burger Gudd
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    Re: Overlocking...

    I have 800 locks on my front door, and my windows are made of sugar paper.
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    Re: When things go bad...

    I just gave Bill Gates 5% of my worldly assets. I'm still waiting Bill... :mad:
  16. Thread: vb.net rant

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    Re: vb.net rant

    You should be using C#, like a sane person.
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    Re: The Insult Thread

    I find this whole website offensive. Awesome.
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    Re: [Conan!] The Interruptor Game

    ...rubbing liniment on an arthritic nun....
  19. Re: [2005] Convertor demo that DOESN'T limit on project size

    That's how I made sure that the code was working and compatible with my existing project. However, for various reasons that aren't relevant, I need to have all the .net code in a single binary. ...
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    Re: Omg Starwars Opening Theme!!!

    "Rid your yard of those viscous Ewoks".

    Nobody has yet been able to accurately measure the viscosity of an Ewok, due to their viciousness.
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    Re: Petition: Bring back the old mendhak

    He who would pun would pick a pocket.

    1ptic
  22. [2005] Convertor demo that DOESN'T limit on project size

    I need to convert a 10,000 line VB.net 2005 project to C# but all the demo's I've seen limit you to about 1000.

    I only need to convert a single project so I don't want to shell-out for a full...
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    Re: [Serious]I hate you all...

    Just look forward to all the inheritance.
  24. Re: [resolved][C# 2.0] Annoying Event Handler Auto-Complete

    CTRL+E,D is a good one too. (vs 2005 that is, they changed a whole bunch of perfectly good combo's after 2003 for some reason. Also, CTLR+W, S is the solution exomprer and F4 is the properties...
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    Re: Will there be an October theme?

    What do you mean "October Theme"?
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    Poll: Re: [Serious] When in line...

    People will even wait in line to see Star Wars films. Laughable isn't it?
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    Poll: Re: [Serious] When in line...

    The question is vague. If you mean a particular point in time then that depends on when I joined the queue. If you are generalising then I will pass through each category (assuming I don't get...
  28. Re: How do i bind a MouseWheel event to a scroll bar?

    The MouseClick event has an argument "e" that you can use.

    e.Delta is an integer that tells you if the wheel has moved and in which direction. MSDN can tell you the little details. Use this to...
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    Re: Luckily Bush was only joshing with us

    John Prescott is too common to be dishonest.
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    Re: omg n00b admins

    High pings instead of Haikus.
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    Re: [RESOLVED] Thanks for all your help

    On no ACCOUNT should you PIN all your hopes on contract work, its not a SAFE JOB to have.
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    Re: Doctor steals cadaver hand

    I think we shouldn't laugh about this, dessecration of corpses is something I take very seriously. It has to be done with a great deal of respect.
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    Re: Doctor steals cadaver hand

    Whats with ALL THE CAPS?
  34. Re: Tutorial: Entering the world of x86 assembly.

    Thanks for the info :thumb: Nice one.
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    Re: World War Eleven

    Smuggling cigars to the British Legion Club no doubt.
  36. Re: [2005] scrolling text in a richtextbox

    Don't use SelectAll. Use

    Select(rtb.Text.Length-1, 0)

    instead.

    (Come to think of it, that -1 may be unnecessary, try it.)
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    Re: [not fun] i forgot the answer to this...

    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    To get to the other side.

    Hey you're right, this is no fun at all.
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    This is pretty cool

    www.deathclock.com

    It has some good health advice on there about fat.
  39. Thread: rfid library

    by monoptic
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    Re: rfid library

    For example, google came up with this... http://www.symbol.com/legacy_manuals/rfid/ar400.html
  40. Thread: rfid library

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    Re: rfid library

    The manufacturer's website is probably a logical place to look.
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