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    Why have you lazy people not made any posts here...

    Why have you lazy people not made any posts here in the last few days??? :eek:
  2. Thread: Post Race!

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    Wake up!!!

    Wake up!!!
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    Looks like someone's rent boy ran away....

    Looks like someone's rent boy ran away....
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    :eek: wally???? dang we had u dead and buried :(...

    :eek: wally???? dang we had u dead and buried :( :p
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    Ciao Ian... me too am gonna toddle off.... it's...

    Ciao Ian... me too am gonna toddle off.... it's so hot today that I may turn into a puddle of goo half way into town... someone please scrape me up
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    What's that french one where all frogs got a...

    What's that french one where all frogs got a 1970's computery thing that acts as an information service?
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    All you need to know about the british is that...

    All you need to know about the british is that they bathe only once a week.. that is enough to know and even too much.
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    yeah right Katie .. sounds like famous last words...

    yeah right Katie .. sounds like famous last words :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


    help me escape from this nightmare!!! :( :( :p
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    Katie I see you've left the cow thread for...

    Katie I see you've left the cow thread for greener pastures. Got bored with chewing the cud?
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    Katie is more than a match but she is definitely...

    Katie is more than a match but she is definitely not the full box of matches :p
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    Now that's a company name that inspires...

    Now that's a company name that inspires confidence :rolleyes:
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    Why are u still blue Chris???? Peet may get...

    Why are u still blue Chris???? Peet may get overexcited if he sees u still like this...
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    :eek: Wowsers!! The things they teach in college...

    :eek: Wowsers!! The things they teach in college these days :eek:
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    :eek:...

    :eek:
    http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=718221
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    Methinks that duck season has finished and wabbit...

    Methinks that duck season has finished and wabbit season has begun. :eek:
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    Cool so u can finally make it home from that pub...

    Cool so u can finally make it home from that pub you have been hanging out in... write the address down now and give it to the taxi driver :D
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    Well, if he's doing those high kicks and swinging...

    Well, if he's doing those high kicks and swinging his pom poms around there is no telling where the horns on his helmet may go. he could hit you but might have more chance hitting your husband......
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    watch out Katie cos u know that Vikings are...

    watch out Katie cos u know that Vikings are always horny ...


    hmm then again if Peet is in his cheerleader costume maybe it is ur hubby that should watch out :eek:
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    Test can't be right cos it said of me... ...

    Test can't be right cos it said of me...

    :eek:

    I got 30%, close to a complete e-fraud... i need more integrity .. help me!!
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    :eek: Is it easy for a retarded boy, with a one...

    :eek: Is it easy for a retarded boy, with a one word vocabulary, a big head and a wheelchair to get a job in London?? :D

    Timmah
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    Communism crashed and the wall came down years...

    Communism crashed and the wall came down years ago Ked ;)
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    Morning, Afternoon, Evening to all... lots of...

    Morning, Afternoon, Evening to all... lots of beer spread out over a day has made me completely knackered but still completely sober... non binge drinking is extremely dangerous
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    :eek: Does that mean no more randomly arranged...

    :eek: Does that mean no more randomly arranged big words??? :D :D
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    First trip to amsterdam.. am walking around in...

    First trip to amsterdam.. am walking around in daylight and am apparently in the red light district.. much smaller than expected.. anyhow looking around, pondering scenery and next thing i see this...
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    Ahh Amsterdam... home of quaint little houses,...

    Ahh Amsterdam... home of quaint little houses, scenic canals, cobbled streets and interesting museums ... ahhhh :eek:
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    hmmm now that i think back I do remember the dog...

    hmmm
    now that i think back I do remember the dog getting in an awful lot of trouble for flatulence... hmmm all adds up now.. thanks gaffer!
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    Hey, it's Baileys and anyhow.. hey wait a...

    Hey, it's Baileys and anyhow.. hey wait a minute!!
    Good morning Gaffer .. and sorry for making you jealous about Ian's mum :D
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    Wouldnt know about that... she was pretty drunk...

    Wouldnt know about that... she was pretty drunk and slept in the spare room... she didnt even get onto the bed... sorta flopped half on the floor and half on a chair... but she sobered up ok.. must...
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    Nite all :) (Ian can u come and pick ur mum up...

    Nite all :)

    (Ian can u come and pick ur mum up pls?) :D
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    A debutant on the current australian rugby tour...

    A debutant on the current australian rugby tour was interviewed before the team left... he was a forward but that is no excuse for this .. when asked if he was looking forward to going to london. he...
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    :eek: Hmmm, i am sure that this is just a...

    :eek: Hmmm, i am sure that this is just a coincidence but someone on that site looks remarkably like Ms Pix's avatar :o

    http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=639276
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    hi all Ian, u arent consulting to a massage...

    hi all
    Ian, u arent consulting to a massage parlour are you??? :p I am gonna say hi and bye cos it is a boooootiful day today and the beach is a yellin... "come and play"
    Ciao all
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    :eek: it must be real early morning there Pix....

    :eek: it must be real early morning there Pix. Have u just returned from a night on the tiles, drunk as a skunk? :p
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    Lot's of stuff is happening twice and thrice...

    Lot's of stuff is happening twice and thrice today / tonite. I suspect a womble in the garden.
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    I see that u may be spending lots of time fending...

    I see that u may be spending lots of time fending off VB suitors!! :p :p
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    Don't know any Rainbow but the puppets look as...

    Don't know any Rainbow but the puppets look as big budget as Dr Who episodes!! :p I do however remember the Magic Roundabout.. Dougal, Zeppity and d'oh help me Pix!!! :)
    What was the snail called?
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    LOL :D Was it Iron Maiden that had that...

    LOL :D Was it Iron Maiden that had that appropriate song.. "Run to the Hills.. run for your life........"
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    No Gaffer havent heard of that one.. beer and...

    No Gaffer havent heard of that one.. beer and pork in one!! mmm .. which part of germany were u based in? I stayed mainly in Paderborn (nr Beilefeld but travelled around a bit)
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    lol thks simon.. i think it was mcewans lager :p...

    lol thks simon.. i think it was mcewans lager :p Gaffer, i stayed in germany for a few months and yeah the beer is excellent... only prob is that it takes so long to pour!! lol And i love the trust...
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    PS I have never heard of or tried Skinner's... :)...

    PS I have never heard of or tried Skinner's... :) Must say I didnt like McEwans too much... and the cans are too big!! lol get warm too quickly
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