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    Re: C code expression

    I can tell you the easy part

    ( {condition} ? {if true then this} : {else do this} )
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    actually making it - my wife does no sugar, so I've got to make limoncello with stevia...
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    ...as in the lemon variety...
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    I'm done - time for cello...
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    ......
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    the first step to addiction is admitting you have a problem
  8. Thread: You's Stupid

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    Re: You's Stupid

    If I keep going does it become abrasive?
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    Re: You's Stupid

    They should have taken a course!
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    Re: You's Stupid

    Things weren't running smooth?
  11. Thread: You's Stupid

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    Re: You's Stupid

    Something about the highs and lows?
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    Re: You's Stupid

    Were they short of scratch?
  13. Re: Do a "Isolation level" usage throough linked server.

    Diagnosis is a step by step operation.

    SELECT from the linked server into a local store will take only that time.

    If the access you have now to that linked server stays "open" while the whole...
  14. Re: Do a "Isolation level" usage throough linked server.

    We all love SQL here - it's a great memory-using index of pointers to data that makes access to DATA pages incredibly fast. JOINS's work because of that memory load of pointers.

    NONE of that is...
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    When I saw this thread title yesterday I thought the same thing...

    Who shot JR?

    I thought I was nuts.

    Now I know I am!
  16. Re: Do a "Isolation level" usage throough linked server.

    Yes do a where to bring less rows and use a temp table to maximize efficiency with this method
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    SQL is not designed to MERGE or UNION data across LINKED servers.

    What it's doing behind the scenes you need to own up front.

    That means you grab the data and bring it local.

    The pure...
  18. Re: Do a "Isolation level" usage throough linked server.

    I've only ever considered using linked servers to pull data into another database for processing.

    It's not like you would ever JOIN to a table from a linked server - that would certainly limit the...
  19. Re: Do a "Isolation level" usage throough linked server.

    Actually linked servers are a poor choice for production work...

    Why can't your "client" code open each SERVER and get the data needed??
  20. Re: Do a "Isolation level" usage throough linked server.

    How fast is it to pull the whole "remote" table into a TEMP table in your local DB?

    Or even better - if you know the "whole" remote table is not needed pull just the rows you need into a TEMP...
  21. Re: Restaurants that do not serve the food featured in their name.

    I've been to many Chuck's steakhouses - even met Chuck twice. They do serve burgers - which are most likely made of chuck.

    Where does that fit in?
  22. Re: Restaurants that do not serve the food featured in their name.

    Unless the owner's name is Jack?
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    Re: Who is JR? Q&A

    I spend so much time writing commercial code that I seldom had interest in hobby coding - last game I wrote was on a PDP 11 in 1981.

    I had an 8-track in my first car - vinyl was a stage. I wish I...
  24. Re: How to make an Azure hosted ASP.NET website use my domain name as its base URL?

    I just went down this same exact path with GoDaddy. Tried the simple SHARED server with IIS and could not configure it nor install my particular dependencies.

    That had a web portal to manage...
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    Re: New Project Planning

    If you want to use a database - then download MS SQL Express - it's free.

    Make sure you get SSMS (Sql Server Management Studio).

    The fastest way to get data into MS SQL is with the BULK INSERT...
  26. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    Disney further messed up the story and put the sword into a STONE and ANVIL
  27. Re: Find and download a file from the Internet

    I'm picturing kung-fu panda right now...

    Or is it Jack Black?
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    Re: New Project Planning

    It sounds to me like you should just save your own data - in some kind of binary file.

    If the data lives in arrays and such as it's read in, then just write those arrays out to a file.

    And...
  29. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    You caught me - my imaginary family.
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    Re: Post Race!

    My twin boys...
  31. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    Disney world - 2007
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    Re: Post Race!

    Moar mermaids!
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    Re: Post Race!

    Oh - oh - animations in Post Race - you know what that leads to!
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    Re: New Project Planning

    I was going to simply suggest MS SQL then I read point #6.

    Hundreds of data points - every second - will not insert into MS SQL well.

    Trust me - I've been down the road of having multiple...
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    Re: Time Difference

    Unfortunately by post #12 the thread was pretty much derailed.

    Still waiting to see code - and wondering where does that "database" part come in?

    Since I rely on SQL so much for my business I...
  36. Re: How to make an Azure hosted ASP.NET website use my domain name as its base URL?

    Do you have access to running INETMGR / IIS with an AZURE account?
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    Re: Time Difference

    Then around post #4 or #5 the OP should have been instructed to post code. Without that code being posted the thread should have died due to the ignoring it should have received.

    As it stands now...
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    Re: Time Difference

    Wow - I wanted to see what could possibly get up to 14 posts on a simple question of time in VB6.

    I'll never get that 5 minutes back again :)

    Seriously though - why bring attitude to a...
  39. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    Thanks!

    And he's the one on the left - looking like it's no exertion to pull Arthur's sword from the stone...

    Actually - now that I think about it - my boy on the right probably thought he...
  40. Thread: Post Race!

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    Re: Post Race!

    One of my boys just got an academic scholarship to a HS we are sending him to.

    So proud!
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