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"Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code"

There! You have it.


Now why it doesn't sound basic, maybe the beginners too have evolved.

A little bit of background:

We have employed a maidservent who stays with my elderly mom from morning till evening. And you must have guessed by now we suspect her to be pocketing things. That...

There's a way to find that out.

Tell me about it! My old film cam works on a set of batteries for quite more than a year, while only the SB400 of my digital camera runs through a pair of cells in just a few shots. Dang, I wish...

Ah, now I see why you call it an undeserved success. Quite right, of course!

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Print the binary code on paper and send it to them by snail mail. They should be able to know what it is.
I was really looking forward to a 60kb office suite for my old Nokia phone. It's about ten...

Well, if they tried to sew the black hole shut, why weren't the needles and threads sucked into it?

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Do you think anyone has ever known what you meant all this while?



That's precisely why, I suppose.


Note to ThEiMp: He means look up the meaning, not the hole. The hole has been sewn...

So, a Windows 8 mobile is actually running RT and not the pro/normal version?

I hear only Sony offers a backlit keyboard. And I don't need an optical drive, strictly speaking, so it should be...

Is that a result of your brain implant?

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No, I am not referring to the Battle Programming. I am thinking of buying a new computer. I have an old, assembled, desktop at home which is good enough to play games such as Half Life 2 at...

If you can see the various human body parts, shouldn't it be called nudities instead of medities?

Can you grow a brain, just as you could lose a tail? (This is a general question, sort of thinking...

Charlie's Angels, Charlie's Brown, Charlie's Cuisine, Charlie's Garden, Charlie's wot and Charlie's wit ...

I wonder if there's a song in there.

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Will your office application allow me to play pranks on my office colleagues? I want to set it so when a colleague arrives in office, a farting noise should emit with some smoke and smell from his...

Or is it that the team members don't want to even search for the answers online? They already have YOU as their leader to supply them with the answers!

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That's what was promised with Java. It was touted as the one platform or language which would work on each and every device including TVs, set tops, mobiles, PCs and wristwatches (I made that last...

I don't know. Licking may not be hygienic. Wagging your tail may not be so bad, unless your tail is seventy feet long, in which case it will upset the furniture and computers and other stuff in the...

Yeah, we play a game called "Develop The App!" where the specifications for an app are handed over to the participants fifteen minutes prior to the commencement of the coding, and they have exactly...

I don't want to sound favourite, although I have owned and used Windows phones (6.1, 6.5) and Nokia phones (dumb and smart, Symbian series 40, Belle), and a bit of off-beat ones like Philips (they...

Alright, following are the mobile OSes I remember off the back of my head:


Windows CE
Windows Mobile
Symbian Series x
Symbian Anna
Symbian Belle
Symbian^3
Meego

Alright, add this to Kevin's thread.


GameCreator or some such software is also good, though I only tested it for a few minutes.

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What beats me is how you could get into the database and retrieve the data, when you dyslexically forgot part of your password.
And yes, I can confirm FD's guess, though I would say in my case...

The biggest reason the Americans wouldn't want to be part of the common wealth is because they are capitalist. They would, however, love to be part of any private wealth creation endeavors.

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That's good, because otherwise we would have to wag our tails and lick our teammates to show appreciation, instead of the good old salary raises.

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While I couldn't possibly understand how your mind could read this in place of the original post (why, there's almost no similarity!), I am equally confused as to why you would call it gibberish....

Care to post the screwed up version?

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Isn't it ironic that the technology has to work both ways: Make sure information reaches people and then make sure they can't access it if they aren't supposed to?

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That got me thinking: What would have happened if you had titled the thread "Apple Tarts" ?

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Well, people new to the forums would obviously struggle with the title. After all it's similar to choosing a catchline when advertising. You are advertising a problem you are facing, and you need the...

We already have one nerd claiming to have found a foolproof way to thwart kidnapping attempts, and now you are suggesting a ransom note generator. What is the world coming to?


On a serious note...

You may have some point, though if VB6 could be pirated, the MSDN too could, and VB6 technical books should be available at throwaway prices. Yes, I am surprised at the number of people still posting...

I guess Google is to blame for this. Before Google, I remember buying a book on VB6, going through it plus the MSDN and trying to figure things out. That's when I was introduced to VB Forums. Back...

Shh... not so loud!

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You are right in your expectations. However this is where I want to present a different perspective (not from a newbie, but from a forum member's perspective): I often am searching for personal...

Maybe the word 'Newbie' wasn't in fashion ten years back?

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Everytime you say "Happy New Year", I get a $0.0001 donation in my Swiss account.

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Well, now the Mayan calendar would most likely be empty, so it shouldn't take much skill to make one.

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It absolutely MUST follow all Murphy's laws, that I am sure.

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Short on what??

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They haven't covered up the craters here, for sure!

By the way are any Mayans left amongst us? They must be miserable now. They can't have any calendar, their time is up. So any time or date...