This thread has seen better days.
Type: Posts; User: wossname
This thread has seen better days.
Diptrace, no question about it. It's marvellous.
Is it bad if you offer the interviewer a hit off the pipe you brought in with you?
Is the blind guy claiming disability benefits? One cannot live on free hats alone.
"Without management where would we be?"
This and other wistfully indulgent contemplations are available via the Plain Bloody Common Sense channel.
Octopotami are often found dead in busy shipping lanes. Feel good about that do you?
Easy enough to throw together from scratch in fact. With a USB-parallel port adaptor, a few 74HC595 chips and a handful of MOSFETs one could create a rather impressive switching setup with minimal...
No. No it isn't. But thanks for contributing. ;)
Try writing code where there are some real consequences if it goes wrong. Life support, military control systems, civil avionics, industrial...
It's simply not Mabel's fault, according to Mr Stirling's favourite trout counter.
VB6 was pretty great. It made a lot of us VBForums members a lot of money.
In total. Not individually. Apart from Bill.
Spatulas are known, upon the odd occasion, to substantially revise their life-goals and consequently relocate to a wholly different crater, sometimes in a far-removed district. Their motivations are...
Screwdrivers are cheaper and will get you locked up just as fast if you carry them around in public. Also, you can't build an Ikea "Liatorp" shelving unit with a Glock 40*
GTAV is apparently hitting the shelves in September 2013. I personally find it annoying that such a great deal of time lies between now and then.
Contrast that, if you will, with the impending...
What's the deal with Shaggy Hiker's avatar? Is that a diseased pineapple or something?
Oh god, I've created... a MONSTER!!!
Amusingly enough, I've still got the hardware from that project.
You actually need help.
Not heard from Note in a while. Hope he's doing OK. Let me know if you manage to get in touch with him.
I think this is pretty close...
One instruction only. It's simple... not easy. There's a difference. :)
Rhythm is the key as we open up the door.
And still I'm not paying more.
Yes folks, VBForums was on the forefront of trolling probably 3 years before the rest of...
Kind words summoned me back from the wilderness of obscure soldering and firmware hacking. I remember when I was a software nerd. VBF was awesome back then.
Mendhak, Bodwad, NoteMe, ElectroMan,...
The spongy part of the fable has elapsed without any significant potato. Whisk.
Close enough :D
I used to like agricultural vehicles...
I was rudely awoken by this post and in my hungover state assumed it was a call to ride out against the Apocalypse. Hello bodwad.
I'm still alive!!!
Sponge - the silent killer.
Has evolved a symbiotic relationship with Exfoliatus scrubbia. Avoid. Widdling on the wound doesn't help as much as you'd hope it would.
Who? What's this all about.
I want my porridge. When's the Shipping Forecast on? It wasn't like this in 1943 you know.
I heard he was driving some toy car around on Mars.
Quincy MD left his tibea in the left-handed minotaur lounge.
A schoolboy mistake that he was justifiably embarrassed about. This helps to increase the number of clangers. Trout.
I think that VBF has finally sunk below the threshold for a sane human being to frequent.
wossname: VBW / VBF member 1999-2011. Signing off. It's been... variable.
The number if lines used is not a sensible measure of code quality.
It's a firmware bug -just repeatedly change your region about 6 times and it won't be a problem any more.
Someone has to make the effort. These jokes aren't going to laugh at themselves.
Did he drop any good loot?
That's not what the joke was about.
The funniest bit in the Bible for me is the bit where Jesus (getting all stroppy and throwing his toys out of the manger) puts a curse on a fig tree because it didn't have any fruit on it one day...
The above was taken from Jack Ganssle's TEM newsletter.