I am not a Bear or a Raven.
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I am not a Bear or a Raven.
Sure
are you a mongoose?
That would require a stepladder and an able Taylor.
i'm not sure a bag of crisps can be worn on the head whilst on a ladder
one might ask the invisible goat?
Naawwww, flip tramp's Doncaster
paf! the subtle ironies of decapitation...
I like chicken!
LOL, a smidgeon Eddie Large afoot. Who was it spooked in cow-juice?
I counted all the Bats in Halifax you know.
Yeah right. Spuff me 10 zealots, why dontcha...
ha, the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd
Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.
Fung will be served immediately before the caps
Bottled budgies? ***???
not at all, monsieur, ich bin ein tomato when the flooge is fat!
Teapot Teapot!
Crunchy Whale Organs.
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Did I miss something here?
Houndstooth marzipan. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Feltch me a bugger NARWWWWWWWW
Hmmm!
Weathers driven away most people from Chit Chat and those that are left are going
Stiirrrrr Crazzzeeeee
:eek: Fetch me a Swede, my ambulance needs watering.
My Fizzhog has melons the shiniest of monkeys. Trump this, shellfish....
Have you lubricated your Balvic Stem Today?
I have.
I was accompanied by 480 Dolphins!
heh, peddlebin frenzy in my button. WAIT, ahoy Jingo Rushbucket!!!
Glep?
Duck!, Duck! my foot is left on a blimp chocolate
who split sausage on my trout :mad:
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Originally posted by chenko
who split sausage on my trout :mad:
Ahh, I haven't nogged like this since 1735.
Nicholas Parsons was eaten by my clock
THE BLUE ONE!Quote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.
I much prefer the green ones with my slapsQuote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
THE BLUE ONE!
Squirrels: Nature's little speedbumps
a technocratic tortoise once *burp* flatulence by the thimble gull
Thy poetic Bishop landing in my saucepan *clenk*
urdy gurdy mushroom man, sitting in my frying pan, when all the fishes go away, urgy gurdy comes out to play :confused: :D :mad: :p
Squeeze the restaurant - it is more colourful than that...
"Remarkable", spoke the Albatross and lo there was a chorus of charming seals.
Well butter my legs and call me an ostrich!
:eek: That's no way to peel Joanna Lumley! Warm her up slowly in a Giant Ant.
The behemoth skipped lightly across the hillock. "Gudd grief, run for your hairy knuckles" squeaked the blue marmalade car called Simon.