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Got a question? Any question at all? Just ask Dr. Dis!
Sample question:
"Why does 'Mystery" start with an 'M'?"
Anwer:
Because otherwise it would be "ystery", which sounds like "hystery", which would constantly with the school subject "History".
-Disiance
You suck
:mad:
I think he wanted to ask questions blade, how about this.
Why do you suck Dr. Dis?
I will take that "suck" and interpret it as the action, "to suck", in which you create a vacuem which pulls a substance (usually a liquid) into the mouth.
I suck because if I didn't, I would not beable to drink caffinated drinks as effienctly, and then die. :D
-Dr. Dis
In that case, you don't suck
You may proceed with death
Thank you for your permission, but I think I'll just put that off for another few years thank you very much!:bigyello:Quote:
Originally posted by demotivater
In that case, you don't suck
You may proceed with death
-Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis, why is the sky blue and why does mendhak's BO smell badly?
The sky is blue due to the way the sun's rays are broken up as they hit our atmosphere. <skip some steps> Because blue has the longest wavelength in the spectrum it masks the other colors, thus making the sky blue.Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
Dr. Dis, why is the sky blue and why does mendhak's BO smell badly?
Mendhak's BO is so bad because of "The Taos Hum"
http://www.mendhak.com/paranormal/pa...show.php?id=38
-Dr. Dis
you dont need dr dis for that answer, simle the answer is "no" or "not". the sky is NOT blue in the middle of the night the sky is black with fireflies in it. and mendhak does NOT have a BOQuote:
Originally posted by dsheller
Dr. Dis, why is the sky blue and why does mendhak's BO smell badly?
Fireflies don't exist on the west coast, so please use proper references so any U.S. citizen can know what you're saying:eek2:Quote:
Originally posted by ALL
you dont need dr dis for that answer, simle the answer is "no" or "not". the sky is NOT blue in the middle of the night the sky is black with fireflies in it. and mendhak does NOT have a BO
Disiance
Ok... how about this. If I throw a spoon at a fence while standing on one foot and singing childrens songs during the equinox that falls on a tuesday will I be able to travel through time? The back to the future way, not the various other star trek ways.
Yes, but only if it were a chain-link fence because the "Back to the Future" way requires a large bolt of lightning. Also it would greatly help to try between 2:00 A.M. and 2:03 A.M. nine days ago. Of course, the Start Trek way would've worked 2 days ago, but your loss.Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
Ok... how about this. If I throw a spoon at a fence while standing on one foot and singing childrens songs during the equinox that falls on a tuesday will I be able to travel through time? The back to the future way, not the various other star trek ways.
-Dr. Dis
pass will occur only 1 time.
Why did you shoot the sheriff disiance?
Actually twice, the other time was before time, thus you could travel from it but not to it.Quote:
Originally posted by mar_zim
pass will occur only 1 time.
-Dr. Dis
Umm, I will plead the 5th on this and pass the blame onto wossname.Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
Why did you shoot the sheriff disiance?
-Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis, could you explain in 10 words the theory of chaos?
Oh, wow, what a question! Let's see!Quote:
Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis, could you explain in 10 words the theory of chaos?
"Chaos is the explanation of changes in a dynamic system"
Wow, 10 words on the first try!
-Dr. Dis
Oh, and in two words: "Butterfly Effect"
-Dr. Dis
the other time is not counted coz its irrelevant.Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
Actually twice, the other time was before time, thus you could travel from it but not to it.
-Dr. Dis
and besides your trying to proved beyond what you have said...its unfair.
No, it works, you can have objects existing without time, as long as everything moves at the speed of light.Quote:
Originally posted by mar_zim
the other time is not counted coz its irrelevant.
and besides your trying to proved beyond what you have said...its unfair.
-Dr. Dis
the speed of light consist of time.Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
No, it works, you can have objects existing without time, as long as everything moves at the speed of light.
-Dr. Dis
But at the speed of light time stops, therefore there is also no time. Either way it is irrelevant as you said.
-Dr. Dis
The speed of light in vacuum is exactly 299,792,458 m/s (metres per second).
and hey the speed of light depends on the material that the light moves through.
why is this conversation still going on?
tapos na.
Dr.Dis, does this thong make my ass look big?
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Why do they bother putting nutrion labels on a bottle of water?
Because bottled water is not pure water, and thus not pure H20 (pretend that '2' is a subscript). Because of this there are other things (hereafter referred to as "stuff") in the water. This "stuff" is why the FDA requires the nutrition labels which in the end just raise the price we pay for bottled water! :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
Why do they bother putting nutrion labels on a bottle of water?
-Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis, why in the english language inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?
The prefix -in in inflammable is not, however, the Latin negative prefix -in, which is related to the English -un and appears in such words as indecent and inglorious. Rather, this -in is an intensive prefix derived from the Latin preposition in. This prefix also appears in the word enflame.Quote:
Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis, why in the english language inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?
Stop with the easy questions eh?:D
Disiance
Dr. Dis, do you like green eggs and ham?
In a train, in the rain?
In a box, with a fox?
No sir no sir I do not like green eggs and ham!
-Dr. Dis
You suck.
:mad:
I'm sorry, that one has already been answered :pQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
You suck.
:mad:
-Dr. Dis
could we get back on to the one about time?
We will, at a point in the future.
Dear Dr. Dis, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Dr.dis attaches the rubberband to the paper clip and put partQuote:
Originally posted by dogfish227
Dear Dr. Dis, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
of the paper clip in the straw pulls it and the papper clips hits his eye( too bad)