Folks - I need some weapons (or similar) that start with "D" for a minor office piss-take. Anyone think of any other than dynamite, dagger and dirk?
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Folks - I need some weapons (or similar) that start with "D" for a minor office piss-take. Anyone think of any other than dynamite, dagger and dirk?
Deringer?
Oh and Denise, she was evil.
My wifes dumplings can be quite frightening.
Discus? Diamond-cutter? Drill-bit? :p
Ok, I'm struggling...
Glad I'm not the only one who found this surprisingly tricky. Drill-bit was only narrowly eliminated, but derringer it is. :)
Thanks, lads. :)
doomsday bomb
demolition
Dean Martin's flammable breath
Desert Viper
Dai Katana (is it a sword?)
double barrel shotgun
draino
dustbuster (if you throw it at someone)
Slightly OT but this is quite amusing in a purely ironic way....
www.angelfire.com/biz/troopsupport/specials.html
Of course I discovered said site whilst tracing 'Weapons Beginning With D'.
I'll bet a medium battle tank depreciates about 50% as soon as you drive it off the lot.
Dwarf Battle Bread? (See Terry Pratchet, lol :D)
Destroyer (ship)
When it comes to weapons, I like them to be effective and at the same time produce a lot of blood, which is why I named the guillotine I have at home "Decapitator". Sometimes it is fascinating to see the bodies running around spurting blood out of the main arteries. I speak with dead people, but usually only for about 5-10 seconds. :). Did I mention I had a part time job working for a Chinese restaurant?
Dieting Duncan, don't forget that....
Death by chocolate....
Diplodocus (I'm quite sure your won't survive if you 'meet' one of those)
Destinys Child (Kills you by demolishing soundwaves)
Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)
Dragonball Z (Tell Vegeta he's a wimp)
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Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)
Dirty thieving gypo bastards :D
Decaf coffee
Dirty Dozen
Doberman
Dentist (and the tools)
Darth Vader
Dracula
There are quite a few people here that I wouldn't want on my side in a fight... :p
Decapitator
Rooooooooooooooar!
[shameless Quote from Lock Stock]
And then proceded to club him to death with a 15" back rubber dildo
[/shameless Quote from Lock Stock]
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Originally posted by arsmakman
Denmark (Well, uhm, maybe if it lands on your head...)
That was pretty funny.
Ehm? "That was pretty funny." !?! What's wrong with "LOL"?Quote:
Originally posted by JPicasso
That was pretty funny.
:p
Disintagrator like Marvin the martian
DragonFly
Dagger
Deranged Madman
DoodleBomb
Deathstar
Ooooh. Good one!Quote:
Originally posted by BG
Deathstar
Drunk Driver
Got that one right ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
DragonFly
hee hee hee ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
DragonFly
Drugs!
Dorsal fin
Very dangerous to your manhood when a shark swims between your legs. That dorsal fin can change your life.Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Dorsal fin
*cue Jaws theme*
Do do... do do.... oh stuff it...
Drums
Dumbarses... :rolleyes:
Umm.... are we playing word association again? or can you use a dumbass with a drum as a weapon? :)
I don't know - asl Nightwalker... :pQuote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
can you use a dumbass with a drum as a weapon? :)
:p