If I do then I'll have to kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atheist
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If I do then I'll have to kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atheist
Dr Dis,
Where have you been all this time? I've had questions that needed answering, and there was nobody of sufficient intellect to answer them for me.
And can you prevent some of the other members from taking offense at what I just said?
I've been here, just waiting for your questions.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
No, I offer no immunity.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
I hate you now.
Dr. Dis,
- What is the URL for Microsoft's website?
- How wide, in millimeters, does the universe span?
- What is gravity anyway?
- Can dogs REALLY see evil?
- How much beer can I consume before passing out?
- Theoretically, if I can move at the speed of light, and considering I weigh in at about 118lbs (60kg), how much latteral G-force will I experience?
don't start with physics topics.. you'll never beat me...
Dr Dis.... Why is it that I never put on weight despite all the junk food I eat?
:D
I'm not trying. :D Just testing the doctor's abilities...Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
- "ms.com" (as defined in my hosts file)Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
- This depends entirely on your spacial focus. I put it at 87.8mm wide, but experts differ
- Gravity is how much the ground pulls at you based on how many Doritos you ate recently.
- Dogs cannot see evil, for evil is in color. Incidentally, cats cannot see evil, as all evil recides within cats.
- One kilo more than you could otherwise
- I will refer you to answers #2 and #3 in this post
You may not question my abilities, but you may use my abilities to question.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Dr Dis.
Why don't you solve the technical questions in the forum?
Dr. Dis,
Why can't I access VBF through the ADSL connection at work? :mad: :mad: :mad:
I stop in the VB Classic, API, and Networking forums from time to time and post in the threads that seem interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
ADSL: Addictive, Dorky, Silly LineQuote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
What would you want to use a silly line?
Dr Dis.
Why did the United States change the time early this year?
Dear Dictator Dos,
What happened to my subscribed forums? :mad:
Because of the situation in the Middle East. All of a sudden, Iran, Syria, and Russia have been taking the stage, so the United States wanted to create some havoc too.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
They were put on the Russian hit list.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dr Dis,
Who will win the cricket world cup 2007?
Obviously the grasshoppers.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
Is consuming expensive wine every evening a bad habit?
Only if you're not spending some of those evenings with company.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
When i have company, i open the cheap bottles of beer.
I didn't say drink it with company. I meant if the company was coming over later.
Dr. Dis, why does your refrigerator run like you?
Dr. Dis.
What is peace of mind?
Because it looks like me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
It is knowing that no matter where, no matter what, Tux still loves you.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dear Dr Dis,
Which university did you get your Phd?
Dr Dis.
Who is Tux?
You've heard of mail-order brides, right...?Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
The PenguinQuote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
This lil' fellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
http://www.simplex.ru/pics/99.gif
and the guy in my avatar.
*waits for RobDog to post HappyFeet FPS image*
You mean this one?
http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php...28&postcount=3
Dear Dr Dis.
No, I won't allow it!Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why?
Because of spontaneous regeneration. If you let the question "Why" linger, it will begin to die out. At that point, it often degrades in such a way as to become "fly". It then spreads it's wings and buzzes away.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Why do you lie to me?
It's fun. And also, because you ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter