[VB2010] Fill ListView cells with a HTML table contents?

I'm 'trying' to make an application and one of the features I would like is to have a table reading thing (for private use).

I want the contents of the table (from a website, e.g http://pastehtml.com/view/c8nf2c51a.html ) to be displayed in a ListView

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How would I;

a) Remove all HTML from the webpage other than the table?

b) Split the cells up so theyre entered into the ListView row by row with row a being first etc.

Thank you.

the table isn't html. there's no way to extract it