Mcp...

Microsoft Certified Professional...

or

Mostly Crap Programmer

or

More Corona Please

or...?

Mentally Corrupt Postman.

Mongolian Chicken Parlor

My Chicken Pooper

Mendhak Craves Pineapples

My Fair Lady

My Cat Pooped

(Damnit wossname)

Mitigating Circumstances Prevail

Mister Caramelized Pants

Malodorous Chattering Person

Most Common Piranha

Macaroni & Cheese Please!

Mellow Clown Posse

Moss Collecting Phallus

My Castrated Pig

Memorable Crotch Parties

M C poking.

I can't put the rest, i will be bannededed

Make Children Pay

More Copulation Party

Mangled Car Poo

Moronic Centralized Processor

Mentaly Challenged Programer

Morning Constipation Pain

Martyred Corpses of Programming