Can I buy your spleen?
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Can I buy your spleen?
Certainly, sir!
$15,000 dollars.
Might I compliment you upon your Excellent taste.
Truly, sir, you must be a gentleman with a truly discriminating eye.
It is indeed an unique organ, can't be said to have another one quite like it, anywhere in the world!
Now, may I just point out, not only does that $15,000 dollars buys you this magnificent speciman, but it also includes a lifetime, no extra charge, storage in a container guarenteed to keep it fresh and clean!
And, if you act now, you will recieve a bonus picture, a true Xray of your new spleen, as it resides in its comfortable abode, merrily pumping away, doing all that those spleens love to do, spleening!
$15,000 dollars! Its truly a bargain, sir!
A well thought out purchase, and investment into the future!
I'll need your Checking Account number, a Valid credit Card number, or would you like to arrange transmittal of a money order?
:wave:
HAhaha...I knew I had seen you on TV before Lou..:D...
Do I get a certificate of authenticity?Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Is there a money-return guarantee if the customer is not satisfied?
Why all the talk of spleens around this place?
i think its just a you.
I am still waiting for delivery of my new spleen, ready for transplantation. Where is it? :mad:
Returned to sender, you put the wrong address...
That's a terrible song.Quote:
Originally Posted by manavo11
Not an Elvis fan I guess then, eh? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Don't you just hate it when you buy seomthing and the sender goes AWOL :mad: