Something Else ....

Can I buy your spleen?

Certainly, sir!

$15,000 dollars.

Might I compliment you upon your Excellent taste.
Truly, sir, you must be a gentleman with a truly discriminating eye.
It is indeed an unique organ, can't be said to have another one quite like it, anywhere in the world!

Now, may I just point out, not only does that $15,000 dollars buys you this magnificent speciman, but it also includes a lifetime, no extra charge, storage in a container guarenteed to keep it fresh and clean!

And, if you act now, you will recieve a bonus picture, a true Xray of your new spleen, as it resides in its comfortable abode, merrily pumping away, doing all that those spleens love to do, spleening!


$15,000 dollars! Its truly a bargain, sir!
A well thought out purchase, and investment into the future!

I'll need your Checking Account number, a Valid credit Card number, or would you like to arrange transmittal of a money order?

:wave:

HAhaha...I knew I had seen you on TV before Lou..:D...

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Certainly, sir!

$15,000 dollars.

Might I compliment you upon your Excellent taste.
Truly, sir, you must be a gentleman with a truly discriminating eye.
It is indeed an unique organ, can't be said to have another one quite like it, anywhere in the world!

Now, may I just point out, not only does that $15,000 dollars buys you this magnificent speciman, but it also includes a lifetime, no extra charge, storage in a container guarenteed to keep it fresh and clean!

And, if you act now, you will recieve a bonus picture, a true Xray of your new spleen, as it resides in its comfortable abode, merrily pumping away, doing all that those spleens love to do, spleening!


$15,000 dollars! Its truly a bargain, sir!
A well thought out purchase, and investment into the future!

I'll need your Checking Account number, a Valid credit Card number, or would you like to arrange transmittal of a money order?

:wave:

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Do I get a certificate of authenticity?

Is there a money-return guarantee if the customer is not satisfied?

Why all the talk of spleens around this place?

i think its just a you.

I am still waiting for delivery of my new spleen, ready for transplantation. Where is it? :mad:

Returned to sender, you put the wrong address...

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Originally Posted by manavo11

Returned to sender

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That's a terrible song.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

That's a terrible song.

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Not an Elvis fan I guess then, eh? :)

Don't you just hate it when you buy seomthing and the sender goes AWOL :mad: