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- I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
- (On the front) 63 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
- AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT
- PHYSICALLY PHFFFFFT!
- DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
- MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
:bigyello: :D :p :lol:
i dont get ?? (Sorry for being stupid its not my fault i blame tv)Quote:
PHYSICALLY PHFFFFFT!
:ehh: :blush:
It's a play on Physically fit. Except when spelled that way, it suggests that you are physically worthless.
hehe thanks man
Or as in PHFFFFFT, it's gone!
Yeah, that sound conveys a meaning, but not one that can be easily translated. The truth is somewhere in the middle of all of that.
Inside every old person is the mind of a young person wondering, "What the hell happened?!"
Age is a high price to pay for immaturity.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
I'm so old, I fart dust.
I have an expired birth certificate.
The gods have bestowed on Liss the gift of perpetual old age.
You not old Martin your ancient.
Coincedently how did they build the pyramids? :lol:
I you live to 100 years old, you will have been an old man for the majority of your life!
A grumpy old fart who hasnt made me mod yet :lol:
If you get to 100 years old in America do you still get a letter off someone? Like we get one off the queen? Or has no-one in America ever lived that long :D.
They give you an early grave :lol:
I don't remember :(Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
...Coincedently how did they build the pyramids? :lol:
They built the pyramids for Marty to be buried in but he still isn't dead yet. :DQuote:
Originally posted by MartinLiss
I don't remember :(
I wouldnt accept that marty. He is saying you are fat :lol:
What is your earliest memory then marty? Whats the biggest change you have seen in your lifetime :)
I think I remember someone saying "Let there be light!". :)
Actually my earliest memory is of my parents being really upset about Pearl Harbor (12/7/41). I was born 5/16/41.
And the biggest change - probably TV, but more recent things like computers, the web and cell phones are right there.
Age is nothing - in the end we all live forever.
I lay awake every night thinking "I'm a day closer to dying.". What scares me more is how many people I like and love will die before me. Which is why you've gotta to be lucky becuase you have children and grand children :D
Most people worry about that. Accept me I worry how the world will cope without me :lol:
How about:
I am hooked on viagra
:D
WOof
PS This post is not aimed at anyone directly, nor is it meant to reflect real situations that people may be in ;)
the way I see it is ... a lifetime is nothing compared to melons. Or gold camels.