I am MartinLiss, Megatron, Aknisely, parksie, kedaman, Stefan Raab, and SteveCRM

You guessed it

I am me.

I am the one who is known as me, and who, someday in the future, will be the one formerly known as me.

But you'll still be on the toilet. ;)

I see you got a job with Gigantic e, Inc.

They've got a good health plan there.

:)

Good health plan, but the dental plan is the best. ;)