Joke Certificate 15

[Geoff Gunson]

> THE TOP 10 TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
>
> 10)"What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
>
> 9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
>
> 8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein 1938
>
> 7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
>
> 6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
>
> 5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo 1566
>
> 4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." -Joan of Arc 1434
>
> 3) "Cloudy with scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah 314 BC
>
> 2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
> JFK1963
>
> 1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?"
> ( Bill Clinton 1992,1993,1994,1995,1996,1997,1998,1999,2000,2001)

[barrk]

The number two option is just *&%#king inappropriate! The others are quite funny though!

[denniswrenn]

I laughed so hard I almost f&#*ed..... errrrr I mean s*#&

[InvisibleDuncan]

Why is #2 less appropriate than #10?

[barrk]

#2 refers to an uprovoked assassination of a great man
#10 does not!

[denniswrenn]

Yeah, #10 only refers to mass destruction of japanese military and civilian lives and property... eh...

[Geoff Gunson]

It's just a *&%#ing joke
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[barrk]

I'm not *&%#king upset! I know it was a joke.....I said the others were funny.......I didn't mean to upset you~

[InvisibleDuncan]

I certainly found it funny enough to circulate around my office - without giving anyone here any credit, of course.

[Geoff Gunson]

Originally posted by barrk
I'm not *&%#king upset! I know it was a joke.....I said the others were funny.......I didn't mean to upset you~

Right! thats it I am gonna *&%#king sulk in the coner!!!

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[barrk]

Don't sulk!

BTW....I was very remiss in not wishing you a happy birthday yesterday! I know it's a little late but here...........

[Geoff Gunson]

Ahh Thanks

The little kissing things making me blush

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[barrk]

Sorry, Geoff, I didn't realize you were one of those sensitive and shy types.