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    laptop crotch

    Hello. I have a laptop and everytime I use it on my lap my balls get all sweaty. So now I put a book under it but I still get 'laptop crotch'. Yall had a similar problem? Any suggestions?
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    I thought u had no balls jk

    Laptops get very hot...try lookin at some pr0n and you'll have a reason to be sweaty maahhaha
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    Just one, get the laptop off your crotch! The radiation is probably boiling your guys, too.
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    Re: laptop crotch

    Originally posted by Radames
    Hello. I have a laptop and everytime I use it on my lap my balls get all sweaty. So now I put a book under it but I still get 'laptop crotch'. Yall had a similar problem? Any suggestions?
    I'll sleep better knowing that...

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    U need to make a decision on which of the two are more important to you and then get rid of the least important.

    Joke time:
    A guy goes to see a psychiatrist dressed only in a pair of underpants made entirely out of cling wrap. And the psychiatrist says "Well, i can clearly see ur nuts"
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    Originally posted by beachbum
    U need to make a decision on which of the two are more important to you and then get rid of the least important.
    "which of the two"

    I have a friend who would be snikering like mad over that...



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    Ur friend is part of the Grammar Police? Well, u can use it that way because the missing noun is clearly implied. The real grammar prob was using 'are' instead of 'is' but i wasnt typing so carefully. Also, glasshouses *snikering*
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    Originally posted by beachbum
    Ur friend is part of the Grammar Police? Well, u can use it that way because the missing noun is clearly implied. The real grammar prob was using 'are' instead of 'is' but i wasnt typing so carefully. Also, glasshouses *snikering*
    Uhh...yeah. What he said?

    M'kay..

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