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parksie
Aug 5th, 2001, 03:42 AM
OK everybody, post the funniest quotes you have from any books you've read :)
aknisely
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:24 PM
See Spot. See Spot Run. Run Spot, Run!
eiSecure
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:32 PM
"Jack fell down and broke his crown"

since when does a little kid wear a crown? If he is a king/prince, then why is he running to get water???:D ;) :) :p :cool:
aknisely
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:35 PM
Crown means your head. Presumably, Jack's head was split open in a bloody mess half way down the hill. They put 200 stiches in him and he could never walk again.
filburt1
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:36 PM
Aw, poor wittle guy. :D

Check this out, though: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/
eiSecure
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:40 PM
lol...
I don't think you can read this in a minute: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/homer.odyssey.shtml

but then again...:D ;) :p :)
filburt1
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:41 PM
Speed reading. :D

This is my favorite one: http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/salinger.catcher.shtml
eiSecure
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:41 PM
By the way, I know what a crown meant in that phrase. Just said that for fun. :p
aknisely
Aug 5th, 2001, 02:46 PM
That was... really lame.
filburt1
Aug 5th, 2001, 03:17 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. :D
Jim Brown
Aug 5th, 2001, 10:27 PM
What I don't understand is, how they fixed his crown (whether it's a king-type or a skull-type!) with vinegar and brown paper.
Paul Warren
Aug 5th, 2001, 11:51 PM
dunno but it had to hurt ?
Ianpbaker
Aug 5th, 2001, 11:54 PM
"come the revolution, these would be the first people to be lined up against the wall" - Hitch hikers Huide to the galaxy

"The Revolution came, and they were the first people to be lined up against the wall" - Galatica encyclopedia