TTTO: "Last Kiss" by J. Frank Wilson & The Cavaliers. Re-recorded by Pearl Jam

Oh Where oh where can the gutters be
John took em away from me
Theyve got new rules so Ive gotta be good
Or I will be expelled from VB-World

We were chattin one day about Varchars
The topic didnt go very far
Then there it was straight ahead
Parksie wanted the thread dead
I couldnt stop, so I joined the fight
Boy did I have fun that night
The screamin hooters, the bustin A$$
The pain and screetchin that we all heard last

Oh Where oh where can the gutters be
John took em away from me
Theyve got new rules so Ive gotta be good
Or I will be expelled from VB-World

Now I see protests fallin down
And there are Mods cruisin all around
And peeing sheep in front of my eyes
Was shut down with Martin's might
Our faces red, and Surfdemon left
"O, u just wait a little while"
Katie gave him a goodbye kiss
We lost a friend who we are sure to miss
Well now he's gone
Even though we keep our might
We lost our right to speak, that night (night??)

Oh Where oh where can the gutters be
John took em away from me
Theyve got new rules so Ive gotta be good
Or I will be expelled from VB-World

Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh