Top 10 Signs That Your Company Is Cheap

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 26th, 2001, 06:14 AM

10. The entire office shares a single dial-up internet connection
9. You just got assigned a "cube buddy"
8. Your paycheck has a line item deduction for office supplies and toner
7. The toilet paper is comprised of failed IPO stock certificates
6. The bottled water tastes like tap water...Because it is
5. The phone on your desk has a coin slot
4. Your benefits package includes a Medicail enrollment form
3. Your annual bonus is a pen and pencil set and a gift certificate to Pizza Hut
2. They serve Top Ramen as the main course at the company picnic
1. Three words; Code by candlelight

chenko · Jul 26th, 2001, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
10. The entire office shares a single dial-up internet connection

everyone xcept the IT dept, who have there own

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 26th, 2001, 06:53 AM

And the MD

chenko · Jul 26th, 2001, 07:06 AM

nope

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 26th, 2001, 07:08 AM

What! An MD without an internet connection. How else does he fill his time in?

chenko · Jul 26th, 2001, 07:13 AM

he shares the same connection as everyone else

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 26th, 2001, 07:17 AM

Simon

Still not found ur sheep yet

p.s Why are certain peoples Avatars black?

Is it this moderator stuff per chance

**NotLKH** · Jul 26th, 2001, 07:42 AM

11: They want you to get there DataBase interface to work on LINUX, so they don't have to pay for Windows.

**filburt1** · Jul 26th, 2001, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Simon

Still not found ur sheep yet

p.s Why are certain peoples Avatars black?

Is it this moderator stuff per chance

See the "Explanation for the Black Avatars" thread. It's a protest, and many people have adoped not only the avatars but the spiffy new signature, too.

**barrk** · Jul 26th, 2001, 12:40 PM

Three words; Code by candlelight

**parksie** · Jul 26th, 2001, 01:30 PM

Ouch...viciously sharp comment there, Katie

**barrk** · Jul 26th, 2001, 01:31 PM

sharp maybe.....vicious...never!

**parksie** · Jul 26th, 2001, 01:35 PM

Better than flat (as any paedophile music teacher will tell you

)

**barrk** · Jul 26th, 2001, 01:37 PM

Would you rather b sharp, b flat or b natural??

spetnik · Jul 26th, 2001, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
9. You just got assigned a "cube buddy"

I have been sharing a cube w/ my manager since I get hired (mid-March). But the good news is, I'm moving out on Tuesday!!!!!!!!! yay!!! Then I will share a small room with s/o, but it's actually not too bad.

**parksie** · Jul 26th, 2001, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Would you rather b sharp, b flat or b natural??

Oh definitely 100% natural

(lets see how many times I can say that

)

**barrk** · Jul 26th, 2001, 01:42 PM

I have three cube-mates and they are all great!

**filburt1** · Jul 26th, 2001, 02:03 PM

I have my own office.

chenko · Jul 26th, 2001, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Simon

Still not found ur sheep yet

p.s Why are certain peoples Avatars black?

Is it this moderator stuff per chance

Nope, No sheep, check your cache if you have time, PSP browse helps

Filburt, I have my own office too

**crptcblade** · Jul 26th, 2001, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by filburt1
I have my own office.

I get a percentage of a big table. To get that cubicle feeling, I stack up moving boxes on 3 sides of my space on the table.

**filburt1** · Jul 26th, 2001, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by filburt1
I have my own office.

And I'm a 16-year-old summer intern.

**crptcblade** · Jul 26th, 2001, 09:13 PM

Lucky you

**SteveCRM** · Jul 26th, 2001, 09:14 PM

*puts on warpaint* kill him!!!!!!!

**filburt1** · Jul 26th, 2001, 10:39 PM

Agh! *runs away screaming*

chenko · Jul 27th, 2001, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by filburt1

And I'm a 16-year-old summer intern.

Im 16 too (until monday

)

been here a year and im not a intern

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 27th, 2001, 03:35 AM

Ahh to be 16 again...

*Grabs pipe from under tarten knee blanket*

chenko · Jul 27th, 2001, 03:53 AM

what were you doing with that pipe

**Gary.Lowe** · Jul 27th, 2001, 03:55 AM

It was my Catheter..

chenko · Jul 27th, 2001, 05:22 AM

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