Where the Hell is Jethro?????

[barrk]

My Aussie education is falling seriously behind!!!!!!!!!!!!

[denniswrenn]

He's still recovering from his trip with SD.... :eek:

[chenko]

Well I got a return from a email I sent today, anyone think he got the kick ;)

[barrk]

I would have thought the penicillin would have kicked in by now!:confused:

[barrk]

Originally posted by chenko
Well I got a return from a email I sent today, anyone think he got the kick ;)

I got a user unknown when I tried to email him too!:eek: :confused:

[chrisjk]

Maybe he realised that england is infact the best place on earth, and so decided to move here. But to make sure he doesn't dent his aussie pride, he has not informed us of this.

[barrk]

Not Bloody likely..........as you Poms would say!;)

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by barrk
Not Bloody likely..........as you Poms would say!;) Tally-ho, bloody' marvelous that is, old chap. I say, anyone for polo?

[barrk]

Not now old boy...I'm off to the pub!

[parksie]

Marvellous! I'll join you and then can go back for afternoon tea.

[Beacon]

ohhhhh come on everybody oooooooooohhhh so sweet.

:)

Apparently wires got crossed and actually he never went anywhere near canada but his partner is crime LA Dave did.

At the moment from what i last read he's starting a brothel sorry i mean helping his wife with her new business!
I forget how long he'll be it was either 2 weeks or 4 weeks one or the other and it's already been 1 i think!

Chris: aaaaaaaaahahahaaha 29-23 aaaaaaaaahahahaah
:D ;)
He could also be still celebrating Britains Loss to Australia!:p

cheer up katie!
Aussie Education By Relief Teacher Lesson 1.

1) When near alice springs run around screaming "A dingo's got my baby"
2) When In the northern Territory you cant help drink beer seriously you cant!
3) When trying too put on an aussie accent all our words are drawn out. This is why we shorten them because saying the real version would take too looooonnnnnngggg.
Also try speaking through your nose a bit more.

Well done chris almost!;)

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Beacon
Chris: aaaaaaaaahahahaaha 29-23 aaaaaaaaahahahaah
:D ;)
Why don't you, suck my balls, Mr. Garrison:p :D

[Beacon]

"Yeah, whatever, you fat *****."Stan.
;) :p

[Jethro]

Am currently helping out my wife's new company. Writing all those horrid little databases you need and then connecting em to commercial accounting package. Also trying to use up 12 weeks annual leave to improve the company's balance sheet. (We are kind of enforcing everyone to take leave at the moment cause the market here in OZ is pretty quiet, thanks to John Howard).

Nope, last place l was working, finished the work and decided to take a good few months break from dealing with end users.

Paul N is currently in Canada/Alaska following up some business and trying to score a job with some airline up there.

Beacon

I think you may have scored a "friend" for the Mardi Gras:eek:

Bark

Damn they cut that out pretty quickly, was gonna use free connection for a while:(:(

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
He's still recovering from his trip with SD.... :eek:


or maybe it was his trip with LSD.

Good to see you're alive and well Jethro, the guys down the pub were about to organise a search party.... after the next round ...

As for Katies Ozzie education, here's a few I've picked up from my antipodean mates.

Q. What the best way to bring up a kid in Australia?
A. Stick your fingers down a dingo's throat.


Q. What the difference between Australia and Yoghurt.
A. If you leave Yoghurt long enough it will eventually get a culture...

Jethro, What did your mate do wrong that they sent him to Alaska?

:D

SD

[barrk]

Originally posted by Jethro


Bark



GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr! What have I ever done to you????

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk



GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr! What have I ever done to you????

Er, sorry katie was in a rush yesterday and some one was talking to me as l was posting. In answer to your question, that's secret aussie business.

SD

Paul is trying for a job with one of the regional airlines over there. Yes, he is a sick man, and has an ambition to make the "Wall of Foam".

[cyberwarpy]

Hahahaha :) Tell that to my g/f ... shes an American and she just arrived here in Melbourne a few weeks ago. I can't help it to laugh when she says the words "tam-a-toes", "pat-a-toes" or "Anti" hehheeh :D

Originally posted by Beacon

3) When trying too put on an aussie accent all our words are drawn out. This is why we shorten them because saying the real version would take too looooonnnnnngggg.
Also try speaking through your nose a bit more.

Well done chris almost!;)