How did you meet

[Paul Warren]

For the benefit of Dennis tell me where you met your girlfriend / wife / partner.

[Ianpbaker]

baaaaaaa

[parksie]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
baaaaaaa Ah yes, how is Simon these days? :p

[Ianpbaker]

DON'T

[parksie]

Would I ever? :p

[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
DON'T

DONUT

[parksie]

Those things with holes in the middle? Or are just mine like that ;)

[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker


DONUT

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

[SurfDemon]

Ah! Our eye's met across a nuclear reactor...

... how's that for a romantic spot!

SD

[barrk]

I was singing in a coffee bar and my husband was doing stand-up comedy in the same bar.....the rest is history!

*Gaffer* Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-oh!

[parksie]

The rest is also kids... ;)

I think my parents met on a street corner somewhere :rolleyes: j/k ;) It was at some ball.

[chenko]

Originally posted by parksie
Ah yes, how is Simon these days? :p

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :p

[parksie]

Originally posted by chenko
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :p *large breath*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasp* *wheeze* *another large breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

[chenko]

ok now semi serious....I was smacked in the head by a train, and I got loads sympathy (and D said it dont work :p) It carried on from there...... quite dumb when you think about it really :rolleyes:

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by barrk
*Gaffer* Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-oh!

Meet you half way - Asheville, NC? ;)

I met Mrs G over 12 oysters and a bottle of Spanish Albarino in Soho. We ended up drunk and down a back alley called "Bridle Lane"...

[denniswrenn]

I don't think I said that... if I remember correctly I said I wouldn't do any sympathy plays... IMO it makes you look pathetic... Unless they see it happen...

[chenko]

Originally posted by parksie
*large breath*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasp* *wheeze* *another large breath*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

:rolleyes:

[parksie]

Originally posted by chenko
:rolleyes:I needed that breath...can't help having a knackered throat :)

I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)

[chenko]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I don't think I said that... if I remember correctly I said I wouldn't do any sympathy plays... IMO it makes you look pathetic... Unless they see it happen...

Well naturally I put on the extented of my injury, even thou I did feel dizzy for ages, and I didnt say you said it didnt work :p

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by parksie
I needed that breath...can't help having a knackered throat :)

I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)


You mean the 14 year old?!?!?

:eek:

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by chenko


Well naturally I put on the extented of my injury, even thou I did feel dizzy for ages, and I didnt say you said it didnt work :p


(and D said it dont work :p)

[parksie]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
You mean the 14 year old?!?!?

:eek: Yep...and that wasn't quite her facial expression :D

[denniswrenn]

You need to find somebody your own age....... Amanda's older than her :o

[parksie]

Why should I need to do that? It's only 3 1/2 years difference.

[denniswrenn]

Well, I guess it's different over there..... over here people really don't like that sort of thing....(even if no sex is involved)....

Anyway, good luck with her...

[SurfDemon]

3.5 years is a cool age difference. I'm 2 years older than my wife.... although she's a hell of a lot more mature than me :)

SD

[Ianpbaker]

in sheep years, my misses is 70, so I must be a granny shagger. (It's more fun this side of the line sd ;))

[parksie]

A toddler is more mature than you, SD :)

Dennis - there only seem to be problems over here if you're getting up to things, which we're not. The people that were taking the piss a bit have stopped now :)

[barrk]

Age doesn't matter! Tom is 11 years older than me.

[parksie]

Just call him Hugh :)

[Paul Warren]

My wife's 18 months older than me and it's great. When I trade her in for a younger model she can't complain can she ?

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by parksie
A toddler is more mature than you, SD :)


Er, you're frighteningly accurate there I'm afraid.

The wife went out to the hairdressers last night and left me in charge of our daughter (approx 2 years old).

Between us we had pretty much managed to soak the bathroom during her bath (I though I'd liven up an otherwise dull experience by showing her how to use empty shampoo bottles to squirt each other with water), when the wife walks back in. I tried to pin the blame on Jemma, but she didn't buy it!:D We didn't hear her arrive home as the hi-fi was pumping out a Tina Turner concert DVD so loud that the floor was vibrating.

SD

[Ianpbaker]

low mileage ?

[barrk]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
low mileage ? :confused:

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
low mileage ?

In my case I have to go for a girl with low standards.....

[parksie]

It was meant to go 1 post up.

[parksie]

Originally posted by SurfDemon
In my case I have to go for a girl with low standards..... Or a low top :p

[siyan]

Originally posted by chenko


Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :p

I don't get it...

-C

[parksie]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
baaaaaaa

And I made comments about Simon being Ian's sheep :)

[Jethro]

Originally posted by SurfDemon


Between us we had pretty much managed to soak the bathroom during her bath (I though I'd liven up an otherwise dull experience by showing her how to use empty shampoo bottles to squirt each other with water)
SD

That's a hell of a lot of fun;) As soon as the water washes out into the hall you know it's time to quit.

Meet the missus at an Art Gallery during an exhibition. We both thought it was crap and got pissed on the supplied wine. (Before any one asks was setting up the gallery's accounting system).

[Mark Sreeves]

She took a fancy to me seeing me do my paper-round everyday after school...

[Kzin]

Originally posted by parksie

I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)

:) accidentally ;)

great approach - *thinks* cute girl - I'll just look engrossed with my VB Language Guide to impress her *crash* *stomp*:p

[chenko]

baaa *ahem* :D

I dont think siyan has been educated yet! ;):D

[chenko]

Originally posted by parksie
I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)

I thought she was a friends sister? Or are you turning into a little slut now ;)

[parksie]

She is a friend's sister :)

And Kzin, yep, she's very cute (she's shy as well).

[Kzin]

I actually met my wife on Granchester Meadow - but it's a long story ;)
http://www.evenwood.demon.co.uk/images/cam_slce.jpg

Other things that I'd found successful include


Whisking young ladies away from dull parties. In the most dramatic version of this my friend Tom and I were chatting to two pretty stunning girls at a student party at about 2.30am when suddenly Tom leaps up and tells us that he has just remembered that he is supposed to be skippering a yacht (or something ) in some event in Newport, Wales at 6am Suddenly found ourselves all huddled together under blankets in Tom's old open sportcar in the middle of the night heading to Wales. Staggered out at dawn we found ourselves given a huge fried breakfast and being put in charge of the race 'rescue boat' (with the sum total of my knowledge of marine rescues coming from having watched Blue Peter - the girls seemed to know less). It did entail getting soaked to the skin and staying up for about 36 hours but the summary was "very satisfactory"

Chatting to a girl who give a mindboggling talk at a Cambridge Explorer's society (I think she had done something like taking 26 borstal boys in an Army lorry across Bolivia to reform them - the pictures show them completely shocked and overawed by the whole thing with her Lara Croft style directing them all around) - quite without intending it I ended up dating her.

Leaving the lab door open when I was a post-doc
and having a big Cona of coffee brewing to offer anyone interesting who looked in (very successful - need a good location and lots of mad-scientist kit for this to really work I guess)

[chenko]

Originally posted by parksie
She is a friend's sister :)

And Kzin, yep, she's very cute (she's shy as well).

Oh the dirty thoughts :eek:

[barrk]

Originally posted by chenko


Oh the dirty thoughts :eek:

Down boy!

[Kzin]

Originally posted by parksie
She is a friend's sister :)

And Kzin, yep, she's very cute (she's shy as well).

Has she got a name;)

[parksie]

Bob :p

Actually it's Alice :)

[chrisjk]

Alice? Who the ***** is Alice?

[parksie]

See up a few posts.

[Kzin]

Originally posted by parksie
Bob :p

Actually it's Alice :)

So my sig file is quite appropriate!:)

[barrk]

*All the young girls love Alice*
*Tender young Alice, they say*
*Come over and see me*
*Come over and please me*
*Alice it's my turn today!*

[SurfDemon]

Didn't Christopher Robin go down with Alice to see the queen?

[barrk]

I don't think so why don't you Go Ask Alice when she's ten feet tall? I hear she was heavily into shrooms too:eek:

[parksie]

Kzin - yep :)Originally posted by SurfDemon
Didn't Christopher Robin go down with Alice to see the queen? He might've gone down on her, not sure :eek:

[barrk]

Bless Christopher Robin's little galoshes. He would never do a wicked thing like like! Shame on you......Alice on the other hand hung out with hooka smokin' catepillars...hardly a model citizen!

[parksie]

Not sure how model a citizen this Al could be considering she likes a hooka-smoking programmer :eek:

[barrk]

Originally posted by parksie
Not sure how model a citizen this Al could be considering she likes a hooka-smoking programmer :eek:

Congratulations then Parksie.........just remember you're an adult in the eyes of the law.....Parksie Promoting Promiscuous Pre-Teen Preambulates to the Pokie with the Police!

[parksie]

I'm keeping that well in mind, but we're not exactly at that stage ;) We're on the "damn it we never get to see each other :(" stage :)

[barrk]

My eighteen year old is traveling half way across the country to live with a seventeen year old whose father is a General in the United States Air Force and he doesn't seem to understand why this may be a problem. I'm glad you are keeping it in mind.

[parksie]

Hmmm...perhaps he never heard about the guy that got prosecuted for child porn because he had a picture of his 17-yr old girlfriend.

[chrisjk]

presumbly it was a nekkid picture...

still, that would have been okay here.

[Kzin]

Originally posted by parksie
I'm keeping that well in mind, but we're not exactly at that stage ;) We're on the "damn it we never get to see each other :(" stage :)

:( could this be because you are on chit-chat all the time?:p

[parksie]

Nope, I'd go and see her if I could but she's a bit busy now cuz they're off on their hols soon.

[Kzin]

Originally posted by barrk
My eighteen year old is traveling half way across the country to live with a seventeen year old whose father is a General in the United States Air Force and he doesn't seem to understand why this may be a problem. I'm glad you are keeping it in mind.

Does the General know? :(

[Kzin]

Originally posted by parksie
Nope, I'd go and see her if I could but she's a bit busy now cuz they're off on their hols soon.

:(

[parksie]

Want to give her a good squeeze before she leaves :)

[Kzin]

Originally posted by barrk
My eighteen year old is traveling half way across the country to live with a seventeen year old whose father is a General in the United States Air Force and he doesn't seem to understand why this may be a problem. I'm glad you are keeping it in mind.

Actually the only Air Force General I know is a really nice chap so your eighteen year old won't automatically be dragged home by MPs ;)


Anyway - 23:12pm here
:o so I'm off now

TTFN all

[Kzin]

Originally posted by parksie
Want to give her a good squeeze before she leaves :)
Ahhh . . . good luck . . . :) :) :) :)

[parksie]

Ok see ya!

[barrk]

Good night Kzin!

Yep...the General knows and he really likes Ian....it's just the idea of him and his young daughter that he's not too crazy about....me either....but there's no talking sense to either of them.

[parksie]

Well, at the moment I doubt either of them is interested in sense.

[denniswrenn]

Well Katie, you're lucky he's into girls and not sheep, like some other Ian we all know :eek::rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[barrk]

So true!!!!!!!!!!! LOL....Dennis you're priceless!!!:)

[parksie]

He is! Isn't he wonderful, Katie? :)

[barrk]

Yep......he sure is! A kid extraordinaire par excellence!!!!!

[denniswrenn]

:o

[barrk]

Of course you are too, Parksie...............I don't want you to think I'm playing favorites;)

[parksie]

Mais oui, madame :)

Peut-etre le petit ami d'Amanda etaient mort dans une petite moment?

[barrk]

No comprendo. Yo estudio espanol in escuela. Lo siento.

[parksie]

Originally posted by barrk
Of course you are too, Parksie...............I don't want you to think I'm playing favorites;) Awwww....thanks :)

Sorry, don't speak Spanish :(

[parksie]

Although I think it says you studied spanish in school.

I can understand the lyrics to La Bamba so that's all I need to know :D

[barrk]

I don't speak French myself. If I had to guess I'd say

Peut-etre le petit ami d'Amanda etaient mort dans une petite moment?



means our little friend of Amanda is dead for a little moment?

[denniswrenn]

Ummmmm..... Ich keine Französisch sprechen

[denniswrenn]

Oops a little late

[barrk]

Originally posted by parksie
Although I think it says you studied spanish in school.

I can understand the lyrics to La Bamba so that's all I need to know :D



I said:

No comprendo.
I don't understand.

Yo estudio espanol in escuela.
I study Spanish in school.

Lo siento.
I'm sorry.

[parksie]

Originally posted by barrk
I don't speak French myself. If I had to guess I'd say

Peut-etre le petit ami d'Amanda etaient mort dans une petite moment?



means our little friend of Amanda is dead for a little moment? Peut-etre = perhaps. It was supposed to be "perhaps amanda's boyfriend will be dead in a little while"

[barrk]

Is he going to die from drinking ethanol?????

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by parksie
Peut-etre = perhaps. It was supposed to be "perhaps Amanda's boyfriend will be dead in a little while"

I don't want that, then she'd be sad...

[parksie]

Originally posted by barrk
Is he going to die from drinking ethanol????? No but I will :D

[barrk]

I know I would be sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

[chrisjk]

Penso che dovremmo smettere di scrivere nei linguaggi tranne gli inglesi

[parksie]

Who's sad? I'm not sad, because nobody's died.

[barrk]

Originally posted by chrisjk
Penso che dovremmo smettere di scrivere nei linguaggi tranne gli inglesi

No I don't think that I would like to change into an english transvestite, Chris. How could you suggest such a thing?:eek: ;)

[parksie]

It would be funny though :D

[barrk]

Can women be transvestites?

[parksie]

If they dress like men I suppose they can try. They'd need lots of crotch-scratching to pass it off well though.

[barrk]

Can I get someone (or something;) ) else to do the scratching or does that disqualify me???

[parksie]

Well, only Arnie or myself are reliable candidates ;)

[barrk]

Since your too young and too far away I guess I'll just have to settle for Arnie:p

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by barrk
Since your too young and too far away I guess I'll just have to settle for Arnie:p

*Ahem*

[barrk]

Please forgive me, Dennis. I think the topic of the post must have rattled me or something!:eek:

[denniswrenn]

:rolleyes:

[barrk]

Not buying that excuse, huh? Okay, to tell you the truth I was possessed by a demon momemtarily and he forced me to use the improper word.....you should have heard what he really wanted me to post....It would have turned you old way before your time!:eek:

[denniswrenn]

:eek:

[barrk]

It probably would have gotten me banned too! It involved sheep and sex with multiple members of the same sex or different sex or alien sex...........wait a minute.....it would have been a typical chit-chat post after all:rolleyes:

[denniswrenn]

:D

[parksie]

LOL :D

[barrk]

It's a good thing John is a tolerant man or we'd all have a lot less fun!

[parksie]

I think he enjoys reading our posts :D

[barrk]

Does he really read them?

[parksie]

He probably has filters for us lot (you know who I mean :D) and any posts mentioning sex or sheep :D

[barrk]

:eek: That must take up all his time, then!:p

[denniswrenn]

He said that everytime he needs a laugh he looks at our "bar" thread.... Damn, I wish I could convince him to let me look in the filtered forum... :eek:

[barrk]

I missed the bar thread. Must have been before my time.

How come John never comes in a talks to us?

[parksie]

He did for the 1000th post race post. Not much after that :(

[chenko]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
Well Katie, you're lucky he's into girls and not sheep, like some other Ian we all know :eek::rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You sure about that ;) im talking about Mike like :p

[chenko]

Originally posted by barrk


Down boy!

:D

[parksie]

*smirk*

[chenko]

;)