Friday

[Ianpbaker]

It's a friday, still over 4 hours till the end of the day, not likely to do much work when I get back from lunch. Why don't we just scrap frday afternoons ?

[zmerlinz]

But then you would have to work on Saturday mornings :(

[Arbiter]

Do you actually do any work anyway? You contractors are all the same....

But, I have to agree - everyone should simply finish at 1300 on Friday and spend the rest of the afternoon in the pub.

Teambuilding.

[zmerlinz]

now that sounds like a much better idea, "Team building" down the pub :)

[Gary.Lowe]

Well chaps I can wait till tommorow as i am going to a wedding reception with all the free booze and food I can shove down me.

Weh Hey the Alcohol

[tumblingdown]

Nooooooo. Don't drink. It's not good for you, and you'll regret it if you do.



td.

[zmerlinz]

yeah right :rolleyes:

[Gary.Lowe]

Nooooo

Sunday's are crap.

Nowt on tele but the god squad and hours upon hours of soap omnibuses

[Gary.Lowe]

I suppose the weather is better where you are. We have to make do with nice weather during the week and torential rain, sleet, snow, hail, thunder, lightning, floods and gale force winds on the weekends.

Some one up there is taking the piss!

[Gary.Lowe]

Sounds just like Manchester but without the cobbles

[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by Arbiter
Do you actually do any work anyway? You contractors are all the same....


My VB project is open all the time that I am here, wethere I amctually init is another matter, expecially when youv'e just had and extended luch in the pub with your boss :p

[Gary.Lowe]

Brown nosing again!

[Ianpbaker]

lol, he just walked into my office and said "Ian, Pub now". I can't be brown nosing him as I thrashed him 3-0 at pool. My pay rise has now been canceled :( ;)

[tumblingdown]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
lol, he just walked into my office and said "Ian, my office, now. I need some man-lovin, and your my favourite *****". My pay rise has now been increased :( ;)



:D



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[denniswrenn]

Hmm....

[Ianpbaker]

ROTFLMFAO :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[barrk]

Nice Avatar, Ian..........somehow I thought you'd be taller though!:p

[Ianpbaker]

The ladies never complain, with a nose like mine ;)

[HarryW]

I bet you can breath through your ears too huh?

Heh, reminds me of this (http://www.*****snorkel.com) ;)

[Gary.Lowe]

Looking a little shocked though, what's happening the the lower portion of the picture?

[Ianpbaker]

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=268156&highlight=Picture#post268156

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH :eek:

[Gary.Lowe]

He Hee

For some reason Psycho springs to mind

[Ianpbaker]

just be warned that if your in the shower and you here a orchestra start playing :eek: :p ;)

[tumblingdown]

Ian. Don't listen to him. He's unkind, and he doesn't know what he's talking about.

(Everyone else. I find it best not to make him angry.)



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[Ianpbaker]

cheer's TD, next pint is on me :). should be up and playing in the village soon anyway, as our software is just about to be released to the client which iwll probably mean quite a few visit's :eek:

[Gary.Lowe]

Yeah

Sorry Ian

Forgot you may up here soon and after the last time we met and the incident with th cheese grater!

[tumblingdown]

cool, give me a shout (we'll get that lazy arsed soft lad Gaffer out to play also).



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[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Yeah

Sorry Ian

Forgot you may up here soon and after the last time we met and the incident with th cheese grater!

Did the surgeon manage to fix it ?

[Gary.Lowe]

Very Funny

I'm not sexist or anything but found this highly amusing.


TWO SIDES

HER VERSION
He was in an odd mood when i got to the pub. I was a bit late but he didn't say much about it. Conversation was slow so i thought we should go somewhere more private to talk.

We went to a resturaunt and he was still acting funny.
I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder if its me or something else. I ask him ,he says no. But i'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab and back to his house.I say that i love him and he just puts his arm around me.
I dont knowwhat the hell that means because he doesn't say it back. We finally get back to his place and i'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So i try to ask him about it and he just switches on th TV. Reluctantly, i say i'm off to sleep.

Then after about 10 mins he joins me and we have sex. But he still seems really distracted, so afterwards i just wanted to leave. I dunno, i just don't know what he think's anymore. I mean , do you think he's met someone else?
...and...












HIS VERSION
Crap day at work.
Tired.
Got a sh*g though.

[Gary.Lowe]

still stings when I go for a piss and it's still difficult to control the multiple streams...

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by tumblingdown
cool, give me a shout (we'll get that strong handsome man Gaffer out to play also).



td.

*blush, cheers mate. McDonalds on you?

[Ianpbaker]

Gary - Oh well, at least you got a party trick :p

Tweedle Dum and tweedle DI - Will do, will know in a week or so when I got go up and do shi loads of data convertion from their old system to new (Oh joy :( ) ;) :D

[Gaffer]

I'll fu<king tweedle-dum you...

*slap *kick

[Ianpbaker]

who said anything about you and TD, I was refering to bob and Fred my imaginary friends ;)

[tumblingdown]

/me shoves Gaffers head up Ians arse.



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[Gaffer]

Wht does my head smell like Ian's nose?

*Gaffer turns td inside out.

[tumblingdown]

/me blinks. He was not expecting that.



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[Gaffer]

Keh, always did wear you heart on your sleeve td

*Handsome Gaffer cuts Ians nads off with a rusty spoon(er)

[Ianpbaker]

/Ian, who is now walking like John wayne whispers into gaffer's ear that TD fancies his mullet and then runs over to TD and whispers that Gaffer fancies TD's Guiness. Ian then proceeds to jump for cover and watch from a distance with a smug grin .......

[tumblingdown]

touch my Guiness and you die.




td.

[Gary.Lowe]

Gary/ Pisses himself

Doesn't laugh just pisses himself...

[Gaffer]

Touch my mullet and...


...a whole new world of opportunities open up to you.

Come with me, td, Ian, Gary, down the road of Mulletude.

[tumblingdown]

/me gets freaky all up in yer face.


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[Gaffer]

:suckteeth: Ras claarrrr....

[Gary.Lowe]

I'ts like being in Jason and the Argonauts.

Trying to steal the golden fleece

[Ianpbaker]

Mullet Of Kintyre
Oh Mist Rolling In From The Sea,
My Desire Is Always To Be Here
Oh Mullet Of Kintyre
Far Have I Traveled And Much Have I Seen
Dark Distant Mountains With Valleys Of Green.
Past Painted Deserts The Sunset's On Fire
As He Carries Me Home To The Mullet Of Kintyre.

:D

[parksie]

:p

[Gary.Lowe]

Very, Very, Very, Very worrying when someone knows the words to that song...

[tumblingdown]

Who is that good looking sharp dressing fellow with the hair?




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[Gaffer]

:D

The original Lyric (c) Beastie Boys

You're coming off like you're Van Damme
You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am
You've got names like Billy Ray
Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray
Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on
Watching MTV and you mosh on
#1 on the side and don't touch the back
#6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack


Shiny chrome rims never rusted
Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted
Never trusted, Mullet head
You know you took that girl to bed
Cruising 8th Street Saturday night
Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight
You've got that stonewash derriere
Spike the top because the week-end is here


You wanna know what's a mullet? well
I got a little story to tell
About a hair style, that's way of life
Have you ever seen a Mullet wife?


LOL@ #1 on the side and don't touch the back
#6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack

[Ianpbaker]

Gary - Amazing what you can find on the web :)

Right that's me done for the week, time to get absolutely plastered, Have a great weekend and I';ll speak to ya all later :D

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by tumblingdown
Who is that good looking sharp dressing fellow with the hair?




td.

Some newbie recognised in on Post Race as Ric ????, a WWF wrestler. I'll dig the post out...

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Gary - Amazing what you can find on the web :)

Right that's me done for the week, time to get absolutely plastered, Have a great weekend and I';ll speak to ya all later :D

Laters...

[Gary.Lowe]

Yeah see ya later chaps.

Remeber:

Take this with you tonight

[tumblingdown]

bet he's a real ladies man.


That's me done too. Later fellas.




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[Gaffer]

LOL at the exe!!!

I'm off for Guiness consumption. Have a good weekend guys...

[parksie]

Cya

[Mark Sreeves]

Well. it's Saturday morning 02:50 now.
I finish at 1pm on Fridays :p

I've just got back from Buntingford (not that anyone wanted to know that! :)) and just about to go to bed.....

[chenko]

Originally posted by Gaffer


Some newbie recognised in on Post Race as Ric ????, a WWF wrestler. I'll dig the post out...

Ric Flair....

its 3am here :p